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What weird, scary, outrageous, dangerous, or disgusting things would you guys be willing to do in order to win $1,000,000?

would you **** a duck?

This may sound sick, but probably anything, for $1 million straight up. Yeah, anything.

Originally posted by Yoshi Fanatic
What weird, scary, outrageous, dangerous, or disgusting things would you guys be willing to do in order to win $1,000,000? I would post naked pics here.

Anything

I would let TH touch my ass.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I would let TH touch my ass.

Would you do that for $50?

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Would you do that for $50? I would do that for FREE.

Really?

sure, why not? TH is my boy.

What if....

you were offered all that cash, but in return, you could NEVER watch movies again?

Absolutely

nope

for $1 mil, most anything. For $1 billion, though, I'd do it twice 313

I would do anything that would not compromise my morals...I would eat shit...execute a criminal when he was scheduled to be...kill a bunny or a kitten, bite the head off of any cute animal...anything that doesn't compromise my morals such as sex with another woman or steal etc.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I would do anything that would not compromise my morals...I would eat shit...execute a criminal when he was scheduled to be...kill a bunny or a kitten, bite the head off of any cute animal...anything that doesn't compromise my morals such as sex with another woman or steal etc.

You'd kill someone but, wouldn't steal?ermmnone

There is very few things I would not do

Duplicate thread.

How would you kill someone for a million dollars?

What would you spend it on in Prison?

Originally posted by JacopeX
How would you kill someone for a million dollars?

What would you spend it on in Prison?

he means if the person was already scheduled to be killed. So he'd basically just be the guy flipping the switch.ermm

Originally posted by Yoshi Fanatic
What weird, scary, outrageous, dangerous, or disgusting things would you guys be willing to do in order to win $1,000,000?

Almost anything

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
would you **** a duck?
I think the duck would die if I did that.


Not to mention my pee-pee will be exeedingly sore.

Oh, Gotcha.

Originally posted by DarkC
I think the duck would die if I did that.


Not to mention my pee-pee will be exeedingly sore. You would have some type of untreated penis cancer. The urethra would burn as hell.

Originally posted by Yoshi Fanatic
What weird, scary, outrageous, dangerous, or disgusting things would you guys be willing to do in order to win $1,000,000? **** a midget. hmm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You'd kill someone but, wouldn't steal?ermmnone I had the same thought.....

I'd have sex with him.droolio

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/8584/luvyoubetter281x2115666zn7.jpg

Many, many, many things.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I would do anything that would not compromise my morals...I would eat shit...execute a criminal when he was scheduled to be...kill a bunny or a kitten, bite the head off of any cute animal...anything that doesn't compromise my morals such as sex with another woman or steal etc.

Would you be able to do manual decapitation with axe? As a scheduled execution of course

If I have to do anything gross, I wouldn't do anything for a $1,000,000.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'd have sex with him.droolio

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/8584/luvyoubetter281x2115666zn7.jpg
Lil Cool J? Ambitious woman, aren't you?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'd have sex with him.droolio

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/8584/luvyoubetter281x2115666zn7.jpg and I bet it'd be pure torture. Femmey, you are quite the trooper.

Originally posted by DarkC
Lil Cool J? Ambitious woman, aren't you?

You know me.flirty

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
and I bet it'd be pure torture. Femmey, you are quite the trooper.

No pain no gain.313

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You know me.flirty



No pain no gain.313
I do.


I say he'd still queue in line to talk to you.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'd have sex with him.droolio

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/8584/luvyoubetter281x2115666zn7.jpg How are you not going to enjoy that?

No homo.

I could make a list... but only if there was a guarantee that i would receive the money after/during/before doing what i would do.

I might just pretend to be doing something i dont want to do and secretly enjoy it... herbvin

Originally posted by DarkC
I do.


I say he'd still queue in line to talk to you.

He be escorted to the front.dd

Originally posted by JacopeX
How are you not going to enjoy that?

No homo.

I'll learn new ways to enjoy him.vin

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You know me.flirty



No pain no gain.313 thats like me saying I would have sex with Carmen Electra for the money....heres one....would you have sex with Clint Howard for the cash?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'll learn new ways to enjoy him.vin Oh the torture!

I can have sex with Jessica alba all night long. Would you have sex with Hugh Hefner for the mil?

Originally posted by JacopeX
How are you not going to enjoy that?

No homo.
Why did you feel the need to add "No homo" ?

Originally posted by Skeets
Why did you feel the need to add "No homo" ?

He was afraid we would all think he is gay. Ironic.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
thats like me saying I would have sex with Carmen Electra for the money....heres one....would you have sex with Clint Howard for the cash? Originally posted by JacopeX
Oh the torture!

I can have sex with Jessica alba all night long. Would you have sex with Hugh Hefner for the mil?



Neither one would sleep with you.tongue12

And No to both.vin

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Neither one would sleep with you.tongue12

And No to both.vin I am aware of that.

Still, who wouldn't. flirt

I is just an imagination. And I don't think my crush would like it.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'd have sex with him.droolio

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/8584/luvyoubetter281x2115666zn7.jpg Can you take 20 inches of dick? hmm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Neither one would sleep with you.tongue12

if you say so. I betcha I could get Carmen Electra if she gave me a chance.....you do know that a guy like uncle LL wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire. thats not an insult, its just that you arent some random hoochie, you are a girl with morals...unless you have me fooled.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
He be escorted to the front.dd



I'll learn new ways to enjoy him.vin
Over me?


You turncoat! sneaky2

Originally posted by lord xyz
Can you take 20 inches of dick? hmm
Forgot to add "No Homo"....

Originally posted by JacopeX
I am aware of that.

Still, who wouldn't. flirt

I is just an imagination. And I don't think my crush would like it.

Your crush?oh

Originally posted by lord xyz
Can you take 20 inches of dick? hmm

Yes.tongue_ss

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Your crush?oh



Yes.tongue_ss There.

That is something you can do for a million dollars.

Originally posted by Skeets
Forgot to add "No Homo".... indeed.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Yes.tongue_ss

Loose b*tch. crylaugh

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
if you say so. I betcha I could get Carmen Electra if she gave me a chance.....you do know that a guy like uncle LL wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire. thats not an insult, its just that you arent some random hoochie, you are a girl with morals...unless you have me fooled.

You're so silly LL= Femme with no morals.313

Also Carmen is a lesbian now so I could get her before you.vin

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You're so silly LL= Femme with no morals.313

Also Carmen is a lesbian now so I could get her before you.vin so, you have morals or no? spit it out, girlie.

Originally posted by LethalFemme

Also Carmen is a lesbian now so I could get her before you.vin If that makes you sleep better.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Like you couldn't.forgetu

Ohhh Femme's got jokes! oh

I'm just messing with you Femme, unless you can take 20 inches of dick, which would be amazing. shocklaugh

What would I do for a million dollars?

Hmmm.....I guess almost anything bsides anything that I will regret for the rest of my life.

Originally posted by Skeets
I'll take the blame....


No Homo....

crylaugh

Originally posted by Skeets
I'll take the blame....


No Homo....

Quiet you.nono

hysterical

You guys.....

Originally posted by Skeets
herbhappy
I'll take credit for that...etc...

Kiss me.herbcry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
20 inches would look disgusting and more than likely wouldn't get that hard seeing as it would be filled with they guys blood. Which means he probably wouldn't use it to my standards.haermm

What's your standards? haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Kiss me.herbcry
Where? herbeyes

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Love you daddy.lfmwah



You're my brother.sly



Like you couldn't.forgetu
Soooooo?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
20 inches would look disgusting and more than likely wouldn't get that hard seeing as it would be filled with they guys blood. Which means he probably wouldn't use it to my standards.haermm Femmey, you are about 10 psi low.

Originally posted by DarkC
I said talk, not f***.

Did you?lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You pick.herbvin
Everywhere... herbnone

vin

8=====D~~~ (. Y .)

Originally posted by Skeets
Everywhere... herbnone

My place?herbnone

Originally posted by JacopeX
vin

8=====D~~~ (. Y .)

Nasty.rofl

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd be willing to bet the following:

six pack abs
$$$$$$$$
killer good looks
a penis equivalent to his shoe size



vin

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Did you?lol
Oui!

Incest is too weird anyways.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
If you put me on your shoulders.herbhappy

That will just make you taller. herbhaermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
vin Well, now I know what to get you for Xmas. *browses net for prices on gold plated shovels*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
My place?herbnone

That's preferred,since I can leave while you're sleeping....herbeyes

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Something like that.herbhaermm

You could always sit on my face. haermm

Originally posted by Skeets
That's preferred,since I can leave while you're sleeping....herbeyes

I'll leave a twenty and skittles on the counter per our agreement.herbhappy

Originally posted by LethalFemme
vin
Nice job there.

And I'm a size 13 and a half for my feet, I'd be ashamed of myself if I had a penis that ginormous.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
What if you suffocate?haermm

I'll die happy and with an erection. haermm

(. Y .)
...x
( Y )

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'll leave a twenty and skittles on the counter per our agreement.herbhappy
Veeerrrryyy Niiiicccceeeee......

Originally posted by LethalFemme




You couldn't afford it.mhm I am sure very few men could afford you monetarily....sad really.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I am sure very few men could afford you monetarily....sad really.

You done now?sleepy

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Can I come...............to your funeral?haermm

Sure, just resist the urge to touch me. haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Why?shock
I do not like having a penis that I can accidentally "step" on when I have my legs crossed.


Plus I don't think the lady will like it too much.

Originally posted by DarkC
I do not like having a penis that I can accidentally "step" on when I have my legs crossed.


Plus I don't think the lady will like it too much.

I'd tell all my friends if I was dating a guy like that.haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You done now?sleepy maybe.......

you do know I am just joking with you. don't take things so literally.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
But, you'll be all stiff and stuff.haermm

You have to resist me. haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Did you just learn these?
This is an official Sex thread now, so might as well go on with the naked chick figures.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'd tell all my friends if I was dating a guy like that.haermm So size does matter, eh?


Mine's nice and average sized anyways. mhm

Originally posted by DarkC
So size does matter, eh?


Mine's nice and average sized anyways. mhm

You know damn well it kinda does.haermm

Tell me something I don't know.forgetu

Originally posted by LethalFemme
blondeshake

tongue12 Yeah, just like that. Now smell her alittle.....

tongue_ss

Originally posted by JacopeX
Yeah, just like that. Now smell her alittle.....

tongue_ss

FEMME GONE WILD

blondeshakelethalwaveypinkcuffs

vin

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You know damn well it kinda does.haermm

Tell me something I don't know.forgetu
You are not supposed to know.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
FEMME GONE WILD

blondeshakelethalwaveypinkcuffs

vin WOOO!

w00t

And about the handcuffs, mind if you do the favor.

Originally posted by DarkC
You are not supposed to know.

You shouldn't leave the bathroom door open and maybe I wouldn't.

Originally posted by JacopeX
WOOO!

w00t

And about the handcuffs, mind if you do the favor.

I figured you'd get arrested someday so I thought I'd break you in.blush2




tongue12

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You shouldn't leave the bathroom door open and maybe I wouldn't.



I figured you'd get arrested someday so I thought I'd break you in.blush2




tongue12
*snort* Would it have killed you to look away?!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
But I can't you know that.haermm

You have to try. haermm

Originally posted by DarkC
*snort* Would it have killed you to look away?!

I did in disgust.mhm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You'd kill someone but, wouldn't steal?ermmnone

I don't think you read it all...I would kill someone who was scheduled for execution...they were going to be executed that way anyway...what is wrong with injecting someone that was going to be injected anyway? I am saying...I would do that for a mil.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I did in disgust.mhm
Good.


I mean, bad. *smack* No looky.

*anxiously*
Do you think it'll be appreciated though?

Originally posted by dadudemon
I don't think you read it all...I would kill someone who was scheduled for execution...they were going to be executed that way anyway...what is wrong with injecting someone that was going to be injected anyway? I am saying...I would do that for a mil.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I would do anything that would not compromise my morals...I would eat shit...execute a criminal when he was scheduled to be...kill a bunny or a kitten, bite the head off of any cute animal...anything that doesn't compromise my morals such as sex with another woman or steal etc. Originally posted by JacopeX
How would you kill someone for a million dollars?

What would you spend it on in Prison? Originally posted by LethalFemme
he means if the person was already scheduled to be killed. So he'd basically just be the guy flipping the switch.ermm Originally posted by JacopeX
Oh, Gotcha.

ermm

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Would you be able to do manual decapitation with axe? As a scheduled execution of course

Sure. No problem. For a mil? if they are already going to be killed...why does it matter? I would be paid to do a job of the legal system...it was not in my hands to determine his/her guilt and therefore, "their blood is not on my hands". I would be innocent of murder, in my morals.

Now, I wouldn't assasinate someone unless they were bad...

Originally posted by DarkC
Good.


I mean, bad. *smack* No looky.

*anxiously*
Do you think it'll be appreciated though?

Someday you're gonna make some girl very lucky............and very rich with that new software you develop.313

Originally posted by LethalFemme

I figured you'd get arrested someday so I thought I'd break you in.blush2




tongue12 Oh you! flirt

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Someday you're gonna make some girl very lucky............and very rich with that new software you develop.313
Thanks.


I don't know if I'll like programming though. hmm But I'm taking it in the mandatory first year of Uni anyways.

$1500 scholarship, go me.

Originally posted by DarkC
Thanks.


I don't know if I'll like programming though. hmm But I'm taking it in the mandatory first year of Uni anyways.

$1500 scholarship, go me.

If you don't like Programming, go with Networking. That's what I'm going to school for and the Networking field is growing 120% by 2012. You can also be making up to 70k within the first 5 years.

Originally posted by dadudemon
that would not be amazing...that would be gross. No girl should ever be able to take that much and no guy should ever be that big...unless you are like 15 feet tall or something.

Does anyone know what a joke is?

Originally posted by dadudemon
that would not be amazing...that would be gross. No girl should ever be able to take that much and no guy should ever be that big...unless you are like 15 feet tall or something. WTF?

Originally posted by DarkC
Yeah, I was already thinking of going into Electronics, possibly Nanotech, working with communications and etc.

We'll have to see what the job bucket has to offer by the time I get my degree though.

What is Nanotech? Never heard of it.

That's true.

Thanks for ruining the thread guys.sly

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Thanks for ruining the thread guys.sly I thought I ruined the thread.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Thanks for ruining the thread guys.sly Silence, woman. sly

Originally posted by Homer J.
Nerd much? 313

I try. 131

You should see my pocket protector. nerd

Originally posted by dadudemon
nanotechnology. any fucntional technology with a manufacturing process that measures in nano meters...with electronics, cpu's and various other times are already being manufacturered in nano meters. (Such as the new version of the xbox 360's cpu being redone at a 65 nm process.)

kk

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I thought I ruined the thread.

You did your part.petpet

Originally posted by Homer J.
Silence, woman. sly

The only type of Homer i like is the kind face down and mouth wide. Now get to it *****.sly

Originally posted by Homer J.
I can only imagine. eyes

Dunt cum ontu meh. haermm

Another thead down.



mwahaha

disgust2

would anyone drink half a soda can filled with semen?

My semen? Yes.

would any one have sex with the same sex?

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
would any one have sex with the same sex?

Do post-op trannys count?

no. must have same package as you.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
would any one have sex with the same sex? Can I be on top?

Originally posted by Yoshi Fanatic
What weird, scary, outrageous, dangerous, or disgusting things would you guys be willing to do in order to win $1,000,000? I'd eat a Klondike bar.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
would anyone drink half a soda can filled with semen? This reminds me of a story that I heard in health class. Our teacher was telling us about this project that he did when he was in college, you would take swabs of your saliva and put it under a microscope, then identify scraps of food, and nutrients and so on. This one female student in his class asked the professor for help because she couldn't identify some of the samples on the swab, and he said "Well...these appear to be sperm cells" and my health teacher was like *facepalm* and so yeah, Nobody wondered what she was doing the previous night.

would anyone let themselves be drilled in the @$$ for a mill?