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sly

Log all your masturbations!

Every time you get off, inform us.

Beat your friends...To help them log more

vincent

well, I will proably stroke it i like 4 or 5 hours when I get home. I will update you then.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
well, I will proably stroke it i like 4 or 5 hours when I get home. I will update you then.


yikes.....many strokes....awesome.....update me....asap...silent dreams....you had mistress..lol

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine



sly

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Every time you get off, inform us.

Beat your friends...To help them log more

vincent



You misspelled the title. ermm

Originally posted by Tattoo
You misspelled the title. ermm I just saw that.

I jerked one off just to get in the lead 131wank

Mist 1
Everyone else 0

Losers.

I am right on your ass.....can I shoot it in your mouth?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine



sly

Log all your masturbations!

Every time you get off, inform us.

Beat your friends...To help them log more

vincent

And you complain about the comic Vs Section.

Originally posted by Jack Harkness
And you complain about the comic Vs Section.

Retort all you want. You're not getting any points, laddy. 131wank

Vathu 2
Mist 1
RJ 1
Barker 1/2
everyone else 0

131wank

pitt_wank

Vathu 2
Mist 1
RJ 1
Barker 3/4
everyone else 0

131wank

oops....I have yogurt in my hand......

Yeah sure, this thread isn't gay in any way.

Originally posted by mitchum
Yeah sure, this thread isn't gay in any way. then why come here?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
then why come here? Vathu 2
Mist 1
RJ 1
mitchum 1
Barker 3/4
everyone else 0

Originally posted by mitchum
Vathu 2
Mist 1
RJ 1
mitchum 1
Barker 3/4
everyone else 0 thats two for me.

This thread is a real sausage fest.

Originally posted by Secretus
This thread is a real sausage fest. *fests my sausage*

Vathu 2
Mist 47
RJ 2
mitchum 1
Barker 3/4
everyone else 0

3 hours with nothing to do 131wank

starting again...damn asian porn.

Vathu 2
Mist 48
RJ 2
mitchum 1
Barker 3/4
everyone else 0

That last one was purely for science I swear. 131wank

3 for me...I CANT STOP.

I can, I just dont want to.

I am all sticky....

Vathu 2
Mist 48
RJ 2
mitchum 1
Barker 3/4
Tsure 7
everyone else 0

I do believe Mist has premature ejaculation...

3 for me.

Finally finished.

Vathu 2
Mist 48
RJ 2
mitchum 1
Barker 1
Tsure 7
everyone else 0

131wank

Originally posted by Tsure
Vathu 2
Mist 48
RJ 2
mitchum 1
Barker 3/4
Tsure 7
everyone else 0

I do believe Mist has premature ejaculation...

sly

Originally posted by Barker
Finally finished.

Vathu 2
Mist 48
RJ 2
mitchum 1
Barker 1
Tsure 7
everyone else 0

131wank

Barker just comes, etc. 131

Haha. You puny humans. I use to keep a detailed log when I was a Junior in High School. Good times, good times.

Vathu 2
Mist 48
RJ 2
mitchum 1
Barker 1
Tsure 7
Vinny Valentine 2
everyone else 0

Roland 1 (I just wanted to post in this thread haermm)
Vathu 2
Mist 48
RJ 2
mitchum 1
Barker 1
Tsure 7
Vinny Valentine 2
everyone else 0

Roland 1
Vathu 2
Mist 48
RJ 2
mitchum 1
Barker 1
Tsure 7
Vinny Valentine 2
Thorin 1 1/2
everyone else 0

Originally posted by Thorrin
Roland 1
Vathu 2
Mist 48
RJ 2
mitchum 1
Barker 1
Tsure 7
Vinny Valentine 2
Thorin 1 1/2
everyone else 0 two more for me. mark it 4 for RJ.

Jeez if I made a masterbation log it'd exceed the total in the '1,000,000 post' thread...

Jerks mhm

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Jerks mhm "circle" jerks.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
two more for me. mark it 4 for RJ.

You're shooting blanks by now ..

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Jerks mhm

Absolutely!

Well, gotta fill the time between having sex somehow...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
"circle" jerks.

lion

Originally posted by Baylin
Absolutely!

Well, gotta fill the time between having sex somehow...

Sex cry faint

Originally posted by Baylin
Absolutely!

Well, gotta fill the time between having sex somehow... I have to wait til december.

me 1

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
me 1

droolio

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon


Was it about me?blush2

not this time sorreh

but if you wanna send some pics who knows whistling1

Log 18 for ol' David.

i hope thats not just today for your sake

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i hope thats not just today for your sake
No, my Johnson isn't turning mottled blue just yet.

ha.hahaha.haha.

ha.

oh vin hon, you need to get laid and get it over with!

Originally posted by DarkC
No, my Johnson isn't turning mottled blue just yet.

I thought his name was Arnold?sly

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I thought his name was Arnold?sly
No, you must be mistaken.

You see, I do not share that kind of information with a sister.






















hug How've you been?

Originally posted by DarkC
No, you must be mistaken.

You see, I do not share that kind of information with a sister.






















hug How've you been?

Mom said that's what you meant when you said you were gonna go take Arnold for a walk.haermm




I'm good. You porkchop?hug

*snarling*

Arnold is a guinea pig I was taking care of for my friend!





I've been working mostly, get paid $15 an hour sitting at home on the computer and listening to people b*tch.

Watching SAWIII right now over Google video.

"Porkchop"?

Originally posted by DarkC
*snarling*

Arnold is a guinea pig I was taking care of for my friend!





I've been working mostly, get paid $15 an hour sitting at home on the computer and listening to people b*tch.

Watching SAWIII right now over Google video.

"Porkchop"?

3 times a day since puberty?sly


Mist gets paid twice that to lay on his back.haermm


You don't like?oh

Oui, madame.

And I don't name my pride Arnold. Too gung-ho.

What does he do? hmm


Heehee, just curious. I don't mind it, Roulette likes to call me Cupcake for some reason. Hell, a lot better than being called "Banana Rama".
I don't get where these names come from.

Originally posted by DarkC
Oui, madame.

And I don't name my pride Arnold. Too gung-ho.

What does he do? hmm


Heehee, just curious. I don't mind it, Roulette likes to call me Cupcake for some reason. Hell, a lot better than being called "Banana Rama".
I don't get where these names come from.

Ho? What did you call me?sly

Construction.lookaround

Good. Porkchop it is.

The name, Femme! Not you!
And you know it to true anyways. mhm

Good for him, nothing like backbreaking labor to build some guts and character.
He's probably still afraid of women.


I have unleashed a great evil upon myself just there, haven't I?

Femme, you know your pics in the "picture thread?" I printed them out, blew them up and they are taped to the ceiling above my bed.

1.) Damn, I already got grounded this week!

2.) Yes, nothing wrong with wishing. ermm

3.) Just don't overuse it.

Ah, who am I kidding, use it all you like.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Why ever would you do that?oh

So I could gaze into your eyes every night. cryoh

eye

Originally posted by Naz
eye

Send me some pics. 131wankjockey

Originally posted by Secretus
You're shooting blanks by now .. nope. plenty to go round....strong like bull!!!

wtf haermm

I have masturbated so much, my dick has shrunk and is bent to one side.

Don't believe me? 313


Good. I lied.


lookaround

Originally posted by Homer J.
wtf haermm my libido is so high it's scary.

AHHH NOES MA KEEBAWD

lots of protein!!!

1 for Strangelove

Uh oh *dont get ideas don't get horny*

Damn

1 For Vinny.

Thank you Alex's Face!

that makes a total of 5 for me.

I cayyyymmee

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
that makes a total of 5 for me.

more protein builds muscle

P3n0r muscles

lol I did twice just so I could log it on here!! woohoo

BeautiflDisastr: 2

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine



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Today. w00t

me: 2, as per this morning

This morning.

113.

horny much?

he'll get blue balls!

hysterical

6 times today so far. haermm

That's a lie, or is it?

DUN DUN DUN!

jninja

no its not.

i knowz.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
no its not.

i knowz.


How?! oh

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
chaffed much? 131

I use lube. 131

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
horny much?
Oui, no sensation any longer.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
smart 131

Is nice. 131

too...much...info...

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'm sure she has an actual name..

I'm single at the moment.

But I do call my lube bottle Karen. haermm

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
mullet

31jockey

Originally posted by Vathu
Nice smilies.

Lawlz Bawlz. - Stole from Maynard. sly

Your mom.

OH NOES! lawlz hallz. 313

Originally posted by Vathu
Your dad.

OH JEEBUS. Lawlz clawlz. 313

Naz.

OH HEYZUES! Barker and Skeets. 31

Originally posted by Vathu
OH TEH LAMB! Mist and LongWang. 131wank

It's Cody Wang. 313

Originally posted by Vathu
That's clearly what I said. 131

No, dunt think so. 313

131wank

Originally posted by Vathu
OH TEH LAMB! Mist and Cody Wang. 131wank

131wank

Originally posted by Vathu
131wank

Fake. jwank

Originally posted by Vathu
Preposterous. jwank

Riddikulus! jockey

Originally posted by Vathu
I think you mean, Riddikurous. EHEhehehee.


jockey

No, I think I mean f*cking "Riddikulus" jockey

Originally posted by Punkyhermy


Punky knows what I'm talking about.

Originally posted by Vathu
Flaming homosexuals.

No, TSB is. haermm

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
whats your boggart? is it barker? 131

No, it's Irene, with a penis. jockey

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
hysterical

It scares me too. fear

Originally posted by Vathu
haermm

Yeah, he is pretty flaming. haermm

Originally posted by Vathu
I know. haermm

I hope I never meet him in a dark alley. haermm

*peeks at thread*
lookaround
wow


what's the OTF coming to!!??

*gets out*

whistling

...now, where's the "last time you got laid" thread???....

Originally posted by Vathu
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t128/Frostbitte/ugonnagetraped.jpg


haermm

Hopefully not. haermm

Originally posted by Vathu
I kno. haermm

haermm

masturbation organization of whoration sensation inflation


use two tea spoons ky lube

use one drop apple cider vinegar

use two pints semen

and ya got urself instant orgy lube ! droolio

Girl's need to add their scores sly

Why have people stopped haermming?

Only two did, and one of them isn't a person. haermm

I bet the next two pages will be a debate on which one isn't a person. haermm

19

10

I'm guessing you two confused this with 1,000,000th post game.

I do that a lot. haermm

Ding

are we still keeping count?

Yes

then chalk up 6 more for me since the last tally.

Fish out the tally board

Originally posted by Rodgort
Rodgort 1 (Me too. haermm)
Roland 1
Vathu 2
Mist 48
RJ 4
mitchum 1
Barker 1
Tsure 7
Vinny Valentine 2
everyone else 0
this is the last one I found.

Rodgort 1
Roland 1
Vathu 2
Mist 48
RJ 4
mitchum 1
Barker 1
Tsure 7
Vinny Valentine 9
everyone else 0