TURANTULAS VS. CAMEL SPIDERS (the ultimate battle!)

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jinzin
rolling on floor laughing
Happy Dance





embarrasment

Xerus
Thread needs more spiders. sad

Vinny Valentine
Came spiders jump, run extremely fast and are the size of a large dish plate.

Not to mention extremely dangerous.

Tarantulas aren't very dangerous, and do none of that.

Ultimate Battle? Hardly.

kmcfight

mr whitefolk
Except the camel-toe spider. That one can be huge and give you STD's.

Xerus
In Soviet Russia, you give camel-toe spider STD's.

Röland
IT WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY!

http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-12/camel-spider-fly-tying.jpg

jinzin
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Came spiders jump, run extremely fast and are the size of a large dish plate.

Not to mention extremely dangerous.

Tarantulas aren't very dangerous, and do none of that.

Ultimate Battle? Hardly.

kmcfight

LIAR!

show me proof!

mad

jinzin
Originally posted by Xerus
In Soviet Russia, you give camel-toe spider STD's.
laughing out loud

Rodgort

Röland
Originally posted by Rodgort
That's a camel spider? I'd hate to run into one of those.

Google told me it was.

I don't like it when spiders are as big as my foot and have weird ass things on their face.

LethalFemme
Here's a camel spider bite.ermmnone

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/600/camelspiderbite4168fb2ll6.jpg

Rodgort

Rodgort
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Here's a camel spider bite.ermmnone

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/600/camelspiderbite4168fb2ll6.jpg That is..I don't even know what to make of it.

Looks a lot worse than a snake bite after the blister pops.

Röland
Originally posted by Rodgort
Exactly. Stare at a picture and you'll swear it feels like it's crawling on you.

It looks a lot like a giant fire ant, if you look at it's feet it has those hooks, and those giant red fangs at the front of it's face.

Where can you find Camel-Spiders, anyway?

Iraq. salute

Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Here's a camel spider bite.ermmnone

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/600/camelspiderbite4168fb2ll6.jpg

Sick.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Rodgort
Exactly. Stare at a picture and you'll swear it feels like it's crawling on you.

It looks a lot like a giant fire ant, if you look at it's feet it has those hooks, and those giant red fangs at the front of it's face.

Where can you find Camel-Spiders, anyway?

Camel Spiders

vin

Rodgort

JacopeX
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Here's a camel spider bite.ermmnone

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/600/camelspiderbite4168fb2ll6.jpg No, that is a recluse spider bite. wink

LethalFemme
Originally posted by JacopeX
No, that is a recluse spider bite. wink

Same pic showed up for both so it whatever.sleepy

Rodgort
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Same pic showed up for both so it whatever.sleepy Then it's just a spider bite. stick out tongue

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Rodgort
Then it's just a spider bite. stick out tongue

One for you.vin

http://www.buckstix.com/images/CAMELS2.JPG

Rodgort
Originally posted by LethalFemme
One for you.vin

http://www.buckstix.com/images/CAMELS2.JPG faint

That just looked like the skin was ripped off, no bite. hmm

Röland
Hahaha he has no foot skin. haermm

LethalFemme

Rodgort

Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.buckstix.com/images/CAMELS2.JPG&imgrefurl=http://www.buckstix.com/camelspider.htm&h=134&w=200&sz=10&hl=en&start=0&um=1&tbnid=8voZgMo2gqGg7M:&tbnh=70&tbnw=104&prev=/ images%3Fq%3Dcamel%2Bspider%2Bbite%26svnum%3D10%26
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tongue_ss



At least he has two unlike you.haermm

You totally fail at images. 131


I have 3 feets. haermm

Rodgort
Originally posted by LethalFemme
At least he has two unlike you.haermm

Originally posted by Rodgort
pwnde. haermm

Rodgort

JesusTheChrist
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Came spiders jump, run extremely fast and are the size of a large dish plate.

Not to mention extremely dangerous.

Tarantulas aren't very dangerous, and do none of that.

Ultimate Battle? Hardly.

kmcfight

"Solifugae are the subject of many myths and exaggerations about their size, speed, behavior, appetite, and lethality. They are not especially large, the biggest having a legspan of perhaps 12 cm. They are fast on land compared to other invertebrates, the fastest can run perhaps 10 miles per hour (16 km/h), nearly half as fast as the fastest human sprinter. Members of this order of Arachnida apparently have no venom, with the possible exception of one species in India (see below) and do not spin webs.

In the Middle East, it was once rumored among American and coalition military forces stationed there that Solifugae will feed on living human flesh. The story goes that the creature will inject some anaesthetizing venom into the exposed skin of its sleeping victim, then feed voraciously, leaving the victim to awaken with a gaping wound. Solifugae, however, do not produce such an anaesthetic, and they do not attack prey larger than themselves unless threatened. Other stories include tales of them leaping into the air, disemboweling camels, eerie hissing, screaming.

Due to their bizarre appearance many people are startled or even afraid of them. However, the greatest threat they pose to humans is their bite in self-defense when one tries to handle them. There is no chance of death directly caused by the bite, but, due to the strong muscles of their chelicerae, they can produce a proportionately large, ragged wound which is prone to infection. Some people keep them as housepets." - Wikipedia.

JacopeX
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Same pic showed up for both so it whatever.sleepy Believe it or not, but I did a project on spider bites for class and I read in a website about that picture being from a Recluse spider bite.

http://www.ascendedhealth.com/brown-recluse/bite-picture.htm

BTW, that's a hot sig you got there. wink

DarkC
Originally posted by Rodgort
faint

That just looked like the skin was ripped off, no bite. hmm
I think it's just from the damn thing gnawing at the bitten flesh all night long.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by JacopeX
Believe it or not, but I did a project on spider bites for class and I read in a website about that picture being from a Recluse spider bite.

http://www.ascendedhealth.com/brown-recluse/bite-picture.htm

BTW, that's a hot sig you got there. wink

I'm not sating you're a liar I'm just saying that you're not telling the truth.forgetu
































But, yeah like I said the first time the same pics showed up for both.tongue12

Naz

JacopeX
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm not sating you're a liar I'm just saying that you're not telling the truth.forgetu
































But, yeah like I said the first time the same pics showed up for both.tongue12

No, i'm not trying to prove you wrong at all, I am just saying that it is from a recluse spider.

That is all. laughing out loud

This is what happens when a Camel spider gnaws on your foot all night long. sick

http://www.buckstix.com/images/CAMELS2.JPG

http://www.buckstix.com/images/CAMELS1.JPG

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Naz
That picture makes Nazzy scared weep

Is this your first time seeing Roland?laughcry

LethalFemme
Originally posted by JacopeX
No, i'm not trying to prove you wrong at all, I am just saying that it is from a recluse spider.

That is all. laughing out loud

This is what happens when a Camel spider gnaws on your foot all night long. sick

http://www.buckstix.com/images/CAMELS2.JPG

http://www.buckstix.com/images/CAMELS1.JPG

I already posted that.nahuh

JacopeX
I didn't see. closedeyes

DarkC
Camel spiders actually have about the same temperament as tarantulas. They're not like, out to get you or anything. stick out tongue

Just your shadow.

Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Is this your first time seeing Roland?laughcry

cryoh

LethalFemme

Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I couldn't help it. I wuv you though.cryoh

big grin

My "size" makes up for my ugliness anyway. haermm

LethalFemme

Röland
Originally posted by LethalFemme
But if you're ugly who wants to look at it?haermm

I lower my standards. haermm

Naz

LethalFemme

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
Omg, you deck. haermm

Soz. haermm
Originally posted by LethalFemme
So Kram3r?haermm

No, Mist. haermm

AngryManatee
Myth: Camel spiders can move at speeds over 30 MPH, screaming while they run.

I would pay to see that hysterical

SelphieT
Camel spiders would win, because they are ugly ass motherf*ckers.

DarkC
Originally posted by AngryManatee
Myth: Camel spiders can move at speeds over 30 MPH, screaming while they run.

I would pay to see that hysterical
It's actually 5-10, and yes, they do scream.

jinzin
Originally posted by SelphieT
Camel spiders would win, because they are ugly ass motherf*ckers. i like that reasoning; I approve.

Rodgort
Originally posted by DarkC
It's actually 5-10, and yes, they do scream. Like a high pitched, ear piercing scream, or a little squeak?

jinzin
Originally posted by AngryManatee
Myth: Camel spiders can move at speeds over 30 MPH, screaming while they run.

I would pay to see that hysterical hehe me too.

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