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debbiejo
Who do you think is in hell??????

Lets be nice now...

Shakyamunison
NOT ME!!!!

debbiejo
Me neither.....How about you cking?

Shakyamunison
You my be on to something here, cking will not post here.

cking
I'm not

debbiejo
If he comes....I'll bring blonds from Little Rock......J/K

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by cking
I'm not

laughing out loud

laughing

cking
oh yeah the bloods would be happy to come.

debbiejo
The bloods or blonds? OH.....those bloody blonds...

They're on their way......standard freight.

cking
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

cking
I was just kidding about that and I read in the paper about the gangs in little rock and it was the FBI's most wanted gang list.

debbiejo
Originally posted by cking
I'm not



But you said.....

Originally posted by cking
actually earth would be a paradise if adam didn't sin so basically it is a living hell.

cking
it was all a joke.

debbiejo
Originally posted by debbiejo
The bloods or blonds? OH.....those bloody blonds...

They're on their way......standard freight.


Well, I did promise you......Because you said you were in hell....

finti
hell is just a state of mind

debbiejo
Are you sure you aren't there.....

Originally posted by cking
being middle class is hell itself.

I'll have to cancel the girls.....

cking
my job itself is hell sometimes and sometimes heaven when I'm walking by the deli.

debbiejo
Originally posted by cking
my job itself is hell sometimes and sometimes heaven when I'm walking by the deli.


Shhhhhhhhh....Don't tell............ckings in hell.....and there's no girls there....He'll meet Gandhi....and play count the sinners

finti
New Deli?

cking
what are you talking about girls? oh yeah the burgers here in hell are great, you should try them. burnt and juicy the way hell burgers are made.

debbiejo
Originally posted by finti
New Deli?


Where the cows are holy......Holy Cow!....Gandhi won't like that....

cking
did you know Gandhi was a womanizer?

debbiejo
Originally posted by cking
did you know Gandhi was a womanizer?

That's why he's in hell with you.....poor Gandhi.....



Originally posted by cking
oh yeah the burgers here in hell are great, you should try them. burnt and juicy the way hell burgers are made.

One hell of a burger I guess.......

cking
what did you mean by girls? this doesn't make any sense. I never liked the scrawny Gandhi anyway. he was too much of a pushover.

finti
burgers are no no food

debbiejo
I told you in the Gandhi post you shouldn't be throwing blonds at people....when you said bloods...as in the gang...didn't you catch that I changed your quote?

So now you're in hell, with no blonds eating dead cows that has Gandhi very unhappy with you.

cking
that is because I smacked Gandhi around.

finti
I bet gandhi would whoop your a*ss even if he is non violence kind of guy

debbiejo
Originally posted by cking
that is because I smacked Gandhi around.

Yes, you're allowed to have sex in hell....everyone else does.....

cking
Gandhi is too old and too slow for me.

finti
you`d be surprised

cking
ha you still don't get it.

cking
how do you know Gandhi can fight?

debbiejo
Originally posted by cking
Gandhi is too and too slow for me.

NO...probably the right speed.....

cking
I don't fight people and I never will unless some of my family is threatened then I will. put I will never start one and I ignore most of them.

debbiejo
Originally posted by cking
ha you still don't get it.



But since there's sex in hell....you will.....

cking
what are you talking about? I still don't get what you are saying? you are speaking in riddles. I don't fight for retarded stuff such as that anyway.

finti
look whos talking

look above

cking
you guys must be bored, you really don't have anything to do.

debbiejo
laughing

Hell can be such a confusing place for one who is stuck with Gandhi and burgers.

debbiejo
Originally posted by cking
you guys must be bored, you really don't have anything to do.

I'm just witnessing to you....I don't want you to say in hell......Unless you like old holy men.....

cking
ha ha, you people are crazy. you are saying stuff to me and you don't even know me.

cking
this hell is only temporally until I graduate from college.

debbiejo
Originally posted by cking
ha ha, you people are crazy. you are saying stuff to me and you don't even know me.

But Gandhi will.......you'll become quite close buddies....you can rub each others heads.....the ones on top that is.

cking
your sick debbiejo

finti
by the way you spell I think thats a long way into the future

cking
it sure is

debbiejo
Originally posted by cking
your sick debbiejo

I said the ones on top.....I didn't want you to get confused.....Hell is a very confusing place as you have shown us.

cking
what about your hell?

debbiejo
I'm in heaven......It's nice here.......Veggie burgers.

finti
veggie burgers sick

cking
your not in heaven but hell with us, but soon we will be there after I graduate of course.

finti
your heaven is hell for us, our heaven is your hell

debbiejo
Originally posted by finti
veggie burgers sick

And tofu..... beer and beer......lots of people love heaven......It's a place to die for..........hahahaha

cking
I can tell by the way you talk, you are most liked by your family and friends.

debbiejo
Originally posted by finti
your heaven is hell for us, our heaven is your hell



That's why we have to witness to him.....save him from this life of naked old men with wanky dead cows.......

Heaven is nice cking......come.....follow the light......leave the dead corpse of your brainwashing behind.....follow the true light.....

There's girls there.....blond ones......

finti
and that is enough for me

cking
I'm already going to heaven, first we must suffer for Jesus name.

debbiejo
Originally posted by cking
I'm already going to heaven, first we must suffer for Jesus name.


But you didn't buy a ticket......They're at the pub.....must come and see...

Pretty little bloody blonds tooooooo...

Why would you suffer for Jesus.....he's the one who put you there.....in hell that is.

finti
you just go ahead and suffer and I go have a beer

cking
Jesus doesn't put people in hell, they put themselves in hell.

finti
as I said your version of hell is our heaven

cking
I'm truly the victim of this thread for no reason. come on must of what I wrote I exaggerate, if you want to know more about me then get on my home page.

debbiejo
Originally posted by cking
I'm truly the victim of this thread for no reason. come on must of what I wrote I exaggerate, if you want to know more about me then get on my home page.


Yes, it's called hell, and you put yourself here.....don't you like the view........ big grin


If you click your heels three times you might just...............Nah...that won't happen......I think you like hell........you said so your self.....

cking
if so I'll drag you with me

finti
who says I wanna know more about you?

cking
ganhi wouldn't have a problem being a pervert as he is with you.

debbiejo
Originally posted by cking
if so I'll drag you with me

Sorry been there....done that.....never going back.....

Just think how popular you'll be.......you're young aren't you????? They like em young in hell.

cking
yeah, young like you debbiejo

finti
are we being judgmental again, strange cause I could have sworn you have an earlier post claiming you weren't judgmental, back to the liability thing yet again, and by ganhi I assume you mean Gandhi

cking
no, I'm not judgemental

finti
laughing out loud laughing yeah right

cking
you don't know me as a person only by the words I speak, I don't judge people only god does that.

debbiejo
Originally posted by cking
yeah, young like you debbiejo

But I'm in heaven remember.......

where life is beautiful all the time
with trees and flowers and chirping birds...

cking
you people sound judgemental

cking
debbiejo you have lost it and you are nowing joing us in hell untill heaven arrives.

cking
I'm going to bed, I'm off tomorrow and i'm finally going to heaven when I'm going to the pool. I really had nice or maybe nice conversations with you guys. we will talk about this hell thing tomorrow.

finti
and by the words you speak(posts) portrayer's a judgmental character

debbiejo
Originally posted by cking
debbiejo you have lost it and you are nowing joing us in hell untill heaven arrives.

No....I keep telling you I'm in heaven.....I don't judge anyone, or try to change anyone, and have complete control of all my faculties....


And when you say joining us in hell....is that your girlfriend Gandhi?

Did she show you her tattoos?....I hear they're killer.

cking
I will play your game tomorrow and you will be the victim.

finti
we already have a victim/guinea pig

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by finti
hell is just a state of mind

Which state? I'm in the state of Jefferson.

debbiejo
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Which state? I'm in the state of Jefferson.

What's Jefferson.....I'm in the state of Utopia.....

cking
you are both a state of insane.

finti
yeah that was the right ass to fart

debbiejo
Originally posted by cking
you are both a state of insane.


Better then not lookin where I'm going...........Smile for the picture please.

cking
where did you get that at?

debbiejo
Originally posted by cking
where did you get that at?

It was given to me by a passenger on your fight......





Seriously....I don't remember.....Its on my screen saver now....I have loads.

cking
can you find anymore and put it on the screen?

Shakyamunison
I think that CKING is in hell, he insults and then says he didn't insult. This is not the behavior of someone Jesus like, therefore, he must be in hell.

cking
I didn't insult anyone. you believe that I am but I didn't.

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I think that CKING is in hell, he insults and then says he didn't insult. This is not the behavior of someone Jesus like, therefore, he must be in hell.

OK cking said he was sorry (kinda), so I will let him out of hell, any objections?

Shakyamunison
I thank I'm going to put Cking back into hell for is lack of history knowledge. Anyone second that?

debbiejo
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I thank I'm going to put Cking back into hell for is lack of history knowledge. Anyone second that?


HAHAHAHA....Historical knowledge.....Yeah...lots of people are in hell because of that.....

cking.....just follow the light and pretty girls.....it's the way out....here, take my hand.....I won't bite. laughing out loud ...............

Trust us.....hell is not a fun place....they don't even have a sense of humor there....

finti
I think hell has plenty of humor

debbiejo
Originally posted by finti
I think hell has plenty of humor

Only when you're staring at it from heaven.....

finti
I was about to say the same just the other way around

debbiejo
Yep, hell is a dark place where the blind follow the blind.....they've been tricked.....and don't even know it.....

Heaven on the other hand is full of light...but to see it takes a little knowledge for some.....knowledge equals understanding, and understanding....equals...bliss......As Jesus said...the kingdom of Heaven is within.....It's a happy place.

debbiejo
Originally posted by debbiejo
Yes, you're allowed to have sex in hell....everyone else does.....

OH...I misspoke...you can't have sex in hell....Not allowed...NEVER.

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by debbiejo
OH...I misspoke...you can't have sex in hell....Not allowed...NEVER.

Maybe you have too have sex with the most unattractive person (looks and personality) all the time.

Atlantis001
If Jesus had acess to KMC, you all would be in hell by the creation of this thread ! I warning you! You can still be saved ! dev

debbiejo
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Maybe you have too have sex with the most unattractive person (looks and personality) all the time.


Yeah, that is what the demons jobs are for.....they make you do it over and over and over again.....FOR ETERNITY....

With no drink of water....and no breaks....with little bald holy men............hahahahahahahaha

Shakyamunison
I thought this was kind of like a jail, we can put anyone here we like, but we run the risk of being put here ourselves.

debbiejo
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I thought this was kind of like a jail, we can put anyone here we like, but we run the risk of being put here ourselves.

Yeah....just have to put on appearances....just be good I mean.....I just come here for the comedy clubs....I'm a great tipper....

debbiejo
Look who made it back to hell again.....cking.....you shouldn't slander people. smile

Bardock42
I will be in Hell if this insanity called Chritianity would actually be true....lucky that it isn't

debbiejo
This whole thread is dedicated from the beginning to cking....It's his holy place where the demons torture him....

Hell is only a state of mind....see what it's done to cking....If you ever get a change read this whole thread....

cking
this actually was created by debbiejo and for herself, because she wants to torture people who come to this thread. she loves to torture herself.

debbiejo
Originally posted by cking
this actually was created by debbiejo and for herself, because she wants to torture people who come to this thread. she loves to torture herself.

No...It's a gift for you cking....don't say I never gave you anything.....anything of your own making that is...

Hey...LOOK!.....there's Gandhi.....he's calling you..... laughing

But if you're good and use lots of vocabulary words and do your checking and homework studies...you can come out.

cking
yeah right!!!!!!!!

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by cking
yeah right!!!!!!!!

Cking, are you in hell again?

cking
no, but debbiejo is.

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by cking
no, but debbiejo is.

Did you put her there?

cking
yes, she said she wanted to be there.

debbiejo
Originally posted by cking
yes, she said she wanted to be there.

There you go again....Now...I never said I wanted to be there....

I just view hell from my Heavenly place....I have front row seating...

How's Gandhi?....Like his tattoos?

cking
how is your debbiejo items in hell? laughing

Darth Nauj
Originally posted by debbiejo
Who do you think is in hell??????

Lets be nice now...
are you sure there is such a thing? have you seen it? are there any pictures of it?!? all we know is what it says from the bible and you know that thing is full of crap. sorry im just an atheist and well its kind of sad for those who worship things that truly never exist in life.

debbiejo
Originally posted by Darth Nauj
are you sure there is such a thing? have you seen it? are there any pictures of it?!? all we know is what it says from the bible and you know that thing is full of crap. sorry im just an atheist and well its kind of sad for those who worship things that truly never exist in life.

You must read through this whole thread....This is a joke thread that we throw people in when they misbehave by not knowing their facts.

cking
no, this is a serious thread about who REALLY is in hell.

Shakyamunison
I put cking in hell. What do you say cking? Here boy, fetch...

debbiejo
Maybe he's not human. What if he was one of these really smart dogs? You know, the ones that can talk. What if we is just a dog that is really, really smart, and is owned by some rich person who bought him a computer.
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fruits
umm, people who have committed hardcore sins and have not confessed
that pretty much gets all of em i think

debbiejo
cking...we figured out your secret.....

Originally posted by debbiejo
Maybe he's not human. What if he was one of these really smart dogs? You know, the ones that can talk. What if we is just a dog that is really, really smart, and is owned by some rich person who bought him a computer.
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laughing laughing out loud laughing

cking
ha! you will never figure out my secrets!

debbiejo
Jury....you have been found GUILTY by a jury of your peers, for not answering questions and for being a hypocrite of the faith....

You must pay penitence to get out...By order of the Supreme Entity.

Sentence to be carried out immediately...

Shakyamunison
I have let jury out of hell, go free jury, go free...

debbiejo
laughing out loud You can't let him go........I'm bringing him back.....

He likes it here...He's with Gandhi the other sinner according to him...

Shakyamunison
OK then, svnthdysthsbbth is now in HELL....

Atlantis001
And me... and me... where I am ?

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Atlantis001
And me... and me... where I am ?

You are not in hell, just visiting. Someone has to put you here, and it can't be yourself.

Atlantis001
Cool.. a lot of people here.

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Atlantis001
Cool.. a lot of people here.

Wrong hell, I think only jury and svnthdysthsbbth are in here now. I tried to let jury go but debbiejo wouldn't let me, and this is her hell.

Atlantis001

Shakyamunison

debbiejo
blink laughing out loud

Did I miss a new person getting thrown in here? hahahaha

Atlantis...you're not in hell....But It's fun to come for the intertainment.

finti
intertainment aint as good as the entertainment but it is funny too though big grin wink stick out tongue

debbiejo
Where's the little Thumper bunny....I looked and can't find her....Has anyone seen her??????....I brought pop corn.eat

Shakyamunison
Just look under Gandhi.

debbiejo
OH.....didn't look there.....Hmmmm Thumper must be thumpin Gandhi...


Where's the waiter....I think I need something....

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by debbiejo
Who do you think is in hell??????

Lets be nice now...

Hitler, Al Capone and Bin Laden

finti
Bin Laden????? so you dont even have to be dead to be in hell

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by finti
Bin Laden????? so you dont even have to be dead to be in hell

No, hell is not a place you go.

finti
Spanish bombs on the Costa Rica
I'm flying in a DC 10 tonight -The Clash

Wonderer
Hell is a feeling - like when you feel really bad.

debbiejo
Hell is a choice....It's ignorance, it's not letting go, it's worry about tomorrow, and crying about the past.

But this thread is a special "hell" It's for entertainment...

debbiejo
Originally posted by finti
Spanish bombs on the Costa Rica
I'm flying in a DC 10 tonight -The Clash

I've flown in a 747 which is close to a DC-10.

It has an upstairs with a piano bar lounge....spiral staircase....It was quite nice....

finti
ehhh no

a 747 has a passanger capasity of 524
wingspan 211 ft

dc-10 passanger capasity of 380
wingspan 155 ft

747 have 4 engince while dc-10 have 3

in other words 747 is a much bigger plane with almost twice as long range as dc-10

debbiejo
Whooooooo...I was on the bigger one......Though a DC 10 is big too...I meant they were both big.....I estimate things.....Not into exact numbers.... big grin ...even if I'm off a whole bunch...

Besides one was made by McDonnell Douglas and the other was made by Boeing.....Just one of the biggest ones in each company.

I did work for the airlines at one time, you know....I just know big.

finti
when you look at small planes yes, but there are a couple of more bigger planes than dc-10............. dc 10 had a reputation of well hit the ground a lot

debbiejo
Well I just know...small...big...and bigger....

People would call and ask me how big it was....and I'd say small, big or bigger than....Unless they asked more specific questions, then I'd look it up....It was awhile ago you know.

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