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Invigorating.

I just showered, but before, I smelled like the armpit of an african drummer.

Earlier today, I smelled like the inside of a baboon's ass.

My scent? hmm

My neighboor knocked on the door because he wanted me to throw out the stinky garbages vin

I smelled like Michael Jordans armpits after the 6th championship.

I smell like dead people.

I smell like New York (well that's what the bottle said!)

Originally posted by DarkC
I smell like dead people.

You win.

I smell like Tired Hiker's bathroom. I WIN.

boys stink, my brothers bedroom smells like a llama's poo on top of sweaty PE t-shirts that were covered in lavendar talc.

Originally posted by miss_swann
boys stink, my brothers bedroom smells like a llama's poo on top of sweaty PE t-shirts that were covered in lavendar talc.
That is because he does not find you a significant woman enough to impress to not bother to clean his room, obviously.

My room smells like dead people if I don't care. I do too.
When my girlfriend is over though it smells like hand-picked oranges. I do too.

My brother fancies one of my friends and if I shout to the house in general "ELLA'S COMING OVER!" He comes and says "Addie, can I borrow some of the stuff in the pink bottle with the blue lid." He hasn't quite got the "Ralph Lauren Summer Cool" yet, I'm working on it!

See?

When it concerns them they'd rather not have their territory smell like complete gag-worthy crud when a significant other or possible significant other heralds coming over.

Yeah, except Ella probably wouldn't notice if his room smelt. Her room stinks of dead hamster!

Real, real bad.

/me goes off to take a shower.

Originally posted by miss_swann
Yeah, except Ella probably wouldn't notice if his room smelt. Her room stinks of dead hamster!
Ahhh....those two were made for each other.


I still think she'd notice though, she's used to the stink of dead hamster but I'm not sure if she's quite so familiar with the aroma of llama feces and man-stink mixed as one deadly gas attack fume.

My brother himself doesn't actually smell that bad! It's amazing because he sleeps in THAT room! My mum tells our cleaner not to go in anymore, it's a health and saftey risk!

My brother smells like E45 because he was ezcma EVERYWHERE!

Poor bloke.


It isn't a health hazard if you enter my room, just gag-worthy. I think your mother is just kidding.

No she isn't I've been in, it's dangerous! He's 14 because we're twins and he's got :
PIECES of action men, buzz light year, a messy mat, tinky winky, buckaroo, doctor who junk, star wars junk, pens, pencils, school books that were due back at the end of term, a video camera which anyone could stand on, four dicapitated monkeys and a heap of other junk all over his floor, you have to tip toe! 14! How old is some of this?

Probably six or seven years, from the sound of it.

Action men and Buzz Lightyear I can understand.

Four decapitated monkeys?
What a sick kid.

They were MY monkeys... bawling

You owned four monkeys?

I'm assuming stuffed, it wouldn't be easy for a kid to behead a few live ones.

Geez, what happened to good old bears and puppies...

yeah they were toys, and who wants puppies and bears when you can have monkeys, llamas and harry potter house elfs?

I don't mind the first two.


A house elf? You want a weird, scrawny, ugly, bulgy eyed thing to sleep beside you at night?

inner beauty! They are way more loyal than dogs plus I love Dobby!

Pity he had to get stabbed by f*cking Bellatrix.


What a ho.

indeed, shame Molly got to kill her, I wanted to!

Yeah, I can just imagine some random Muggle teenager jumping in and finishing her off.


Hell, Molly deserves it, what a fierce woman.

I liked Dobby too! I smell like garlic and citrus fuits!

Originally posted by Arianna
I liked Dobby too! I smell like garlic and citrus fuits!
That's highly.....unusual.

That's seriously weird actually! Hmmm... garlic anti-persperant!

Originally posted by miss_swann
That's seriously weird actually! Hmmm... garlic anti-persperant!
I dunno which is worse, the garlic or the man-stank.

my new shampoo smells really nice. so does my hair.

i smell pleasant

I now smell like menthol (again, that's what the bottle said,) and toothpaste, because I like toothpaste!

I smell like deoderant and nair. yeah for me

YAY! Girls smell nicer than boys!

we shall now take a moment to celebrate of hygeine pile

Woah, if guys really smell like that up there in North America, you got some issues, BIG issues.

We always smell nice down here, except Mist, but he doesn't count. haermm

I smell like chlorine...

i haven't been swimming for 5 months (that i know of) 31

I smell like Cotton candy

does cotton candy smell?

I smell like work.

Do you work in starbucks?

No, I work at Caesars.

Originally posted by miss_swann
does cotton candy smell?

Yes.

I am wearing Fantasy by Britney Spears and it reminds me of Cotton candy.

Your are moving to Knightsbridge, well so am I.

Originally posted by Tsure
No, I work at Caesars.
U smell like an old Roman Leader.... he died lolfoxwavehand

COOL! It's like 10 mins from my house, but that's 10 less mins on the bus every day!

Originally posted by FoxMeister
U smell like an old Roman Leader.... he died lolfoxwavehand No, I smell like good food.

Originally posted by miss_swann
COOL! It's like 10 mins from my house, but that's 10 less mins on the bus every day!

That is cool.

I currently live in Soho Square.

Do you smell, like grapes and seeds? (That's what romans ate!)

Originally posted by miss_swann
Do you smell, like grapes and seeds? (That's what romans ate!)
My hands smell like pear but the rest is a mix of grapes (my fave food) and chlorine

I hate when you smell sex on a hot girl and the smell was initiated by your friend. >.>

Originally posted by Silent Dreams
That is cool.

I currently live in Soho Square.

HEY THAT'S COOL! I live in Bloomsbury! I live near the museum!