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Barker vs. Thorrin jockey

Judge: Me jwank

Render: Haze Render

Limits: 540 x 150, UNDER 100 kb

Deadline: Saturday, August 11th (1 week from now)

Good Luck!

First post

Looks like Vinny got to him. haermm haermm ermmnone

My name is first, I'm flattered. 131wank

I'm bored, maybe I'll mess around with him.

It.

Or Irene.

Looks like Vinny got to him.haermm haermm ermmnone

My name is second, I'm flattered. 131wank

I'm bored, maybe I'll mess around with him.

It.

Or Irene.

Thorinn wins...etc.

Everyone help me brainstorm excuses for my no show. ermmhappy

You went to rape babies again?

How are the sigs coming? jwank

A little slow. jhappy

So these are due Friday at 11:59 PM MST? Or PST?13

Or Saturday at 3:41? Or 7:89? Or 1:65? Or 9:13? Or etc?

Saturday, before midnight, eastern time. haermm

10 Pm? That's unpossible. haermm

Just get it done. haermm

Tell them it was a negative probablity equation that reasserted the dominance of your apathy, despite your best intentions to do otherwise. Very few people can argue with negative probability equations....they're absolute (unless you're dealing with imaginary numbers, in which case the negativity would have to be inverse for the excuse to be valid)

Saturday at 10, that's like 4 days, 9 hours and 10 minutes away.

So is your sig trying to tell me LT is really Superman?

Might as well be.

But Superman is white...... what in the Barka is going on here?

Well, Superman was originally black. But in 1946 he had a battle with Bleach man over the state of Utah, and Bleach Man let a load out and bleached him and all of Utah.

That's why Superman and most of Utah are white people.

crylaugh

jockey

No show then, T?

Looks like B.Bear is gonna get the win. T has 13 hours and 30 minutes. jockey

I only need to enter first.

Wow, there's something I never thought I'd say with only Roland for company. jockey

Well if T doesn't even show up then he forfeits. lawlz. 131

So I take it no entries?

Neg.

I hereby suck at sigs.

http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/9536/helmetlolxo0.jpg

If Thorinn doesn't submit, it wins automatically. jwank

Originally posted by Barker
Neg.

I hereby suck at sigs.

http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/9536/helmetlolxo0.jpg

*looking for an antinuclear shelter* nuts

Originally posted by Barker
I was going to paste it on a white background and put that, almost verbatim, but then I thought, nah. jlaugh

I would have gave it the win right away if you did that. haermm

Lemme change my entry then. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Lemme change my entry then. haermm

Soz, u cant. 131

I'm going home then. herbcry

K, I get your ice cream. haermm

Ok, Barker wins because it's clear Thorinn isn't going to enter a sig.


Barker, I really liked the grittiness to the image and the colors go together well. Nice touch with the border as well. The render kind of stands out a little bit but other than that, good job.

sorry my intrnet was cut off. this is my friends cell phone I'm using.

Originally posted by Thorrin
sorry my intrnet was cut off. this is my friends cell phone I'm using.

Is cool, is cool. Have to have a rematch sometime.

kthx salute

Originally posted by Thorrin
sorry my penis was cut off. this is my friends penis I'm using.

shock

I knew he was weird but.. well.. that is quite the shocker!