Batman vs the Crazy 88

The setting is the same as in Kill Bill vol. 1.

Batman has his standard equipment and a katana forged by Hattori Hanzo.

If he can plow his way through the fodder he loses his standard equipment but retains the katana and then faces Gogo Yubari.

And if he defeats her he fights O-Ren Ishii.

Who wins?

batman owns this easily. poor gogo. such a waste.

Gogo was cute.

Originally posted by illadelph12
Gogo was cute.

damn right, only person i was sad to see die in the kill bill movies.
a little to homicidal but seriously cute.

For reference:

The Bride vs the Crazy 88
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdjuS17DGlA

The Bride vs Gogo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjKJ8RJObmc

The Bride vs O-Ren (who frankly didn't impress me nearly as much as Gogo)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjKJ8RJObmc

The animated O-Ren stuff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW_uz3YrPvY

I'm under the impression Batman would be far less inclined to slash off teenager's arms and legs than Kiddo.

You have a point.

Batman is fighting in character...

Was The bride ever given a name?

Originally posted by illadelph12
You have a point.

Batman is fighting in character...

He'll still win far more easily than Kiddo. 😛 And he won't have a mark on him. batman

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Was The bride ever given a name?

They credited Uma as 'The Bride' in vol. 1 iirc.

Batman throws away the sword, he don't need no stinkin' Katana !

He's the Godamned Batman 😎

Some tear-gas pellets followed up by stun grenades ect should take out the ordinary guys.

He dodges the mace and grabs the chain before tugging it toward him , causing Gogo to meet Wayne's knuckles (He later ties her up and drags her back to the batcave to be the next batgirl, after all the last one was a crazy homicidal Asian trained by a group of international assassins. Let's keep the trend up shall we 😉 )

Bat's then pwns O-ren and jets off home...

batkick.

Originally posted by llagrok
batkick.

Pretty much , he just stares hard at the building , steps back, gives a quick mutter of 'I'm Batman' and the Batkicks the whole thing into the Sun.

Originally posted by grey fox
Pretty much , he just stares hard at the building , steps back, gives a quick mutter of 'I'm Batman' and the Batkicks the whole thing into the Sun.

Then goes home to his bat dungeon to check up on his bitches, mainly Hal.

Originally posted by llagrok
Then goes home to his bat dungeon to check up on his bitches, mainly Hal.

Hell no son, Hal turns Bats to mulch.

"Beware my power" and all that jazz....

Originally posted by grey fox
Hell no son, Hal turns Bats to mulch.

"Beware my power" and all that jazz....

Hal's dead soon anyways 😖hifty:

Originally posted by llagrok
Hal's dead soon anyways 😖hifty:

NOEZ 😱

Final Crisis ?

Originally posted by grey fox
NOEZ 😱

Final Crisis ?

Yeah, I figure it'll be the end of him.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Was The bride ever given a name?

Beatrix Kiddo.

Anywho - Batman'd do even better than Uma did if he, you know, wasn't worried about killing people...😬.

With him aiming to disable rather than kill, I dunno if he'd make it.

Originally posted by llagrok
Yeah, I figure it'll be the end of him.

i doubt they'll kill him so soon after bringing him back... kyle on the other hand...

i'd say batman given his skill takes this... i mean, i'd say he can hit just as hard as kiddo, if not moreso, and he's been doing the whole 'taking them down without killing them' thing for a while...

Originally posted by illadelph12
Gogo was cute.

Yes she was.

Was The bride ever given a name?

Beatrix Kiddo.

In all likelyhood Batman takes this with the greatest of ease.