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I back, after a major weekend. I love going to a computer store, espically when a guy in his mid-twenties wants to tell me that my HP's modem was fried. Then go to another only to hear, it wasn't the modem but the harddrive. Either way, it was much fun! Anyways, I am back everyone. Still using my evil, and by evil I don't mean the good kind of evil like Darth Vader, but the bad kind of evil, like Britney Spears, Hewlett Packard. Who wants to start the bidding to see when it will crash again?

I have a HP printer..its slow

I have a HP printer too, and a HP scanner, both rather fast.
But NO modem of them!

so, you're back... from outer space
you just walked through the door with that smile upon your face

Did you think I'd crumble, did you think I'd lay down and die

...no?

I will survive....

hey hey

and yes, you already told me

Well, welcome back, anyway...

HPs printers are very good and last a long time...usually.

I don't think they are really known for they're modems. You should have gone for a 3com/US Robotics.

dells are the best mainstream systems. if you want anything better you gotta pay the big bucks for falcon or alienware. or you can build your own.

HP beat Dell hands down.

not the hp i know of.

I have a HP DeskJet 660C. It is SSSSSSSLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

I have a Canon printer, an Acer monitor, and the rest is HP...but it was a steal when I bought it, now the poor baby needs a little love.

::Brings her softball bat in from the other room and begins to rip into her tower with it::

Take that!

Anyways, so what does everything think of this "sniper" business?

I hate all computers. They never work.

try using the power button next time To

BAM!

::kicks the remains across the floor of the computer room::

Who's your Daddy????? HUH!

Still in hate mode, huh?

For right now, yes.....

Ok, everyone, keep the lady clear of computers... just in case...

::looks at the computer store across the street::

RUN!!!

I have a HP computer and printer.
Had it since '99, haven't had any major problems.
I really like it, I can burn CDR/CDRW and it came with a DVD ROM.
The speakers are a little crappy though.

never had any HP equipment, canon scaner, Olivetti printer. The rest of the computer is build by some dude and I dont know what brand.
What I do know is that the surround sound system I got cost as much as the entire computer and it kicks ass.

Every day, millions of people around the world, working in offices, die because they could not resist ... THE FLY!

whatever

My HP is being good today

::computer begins to make noises::

Don't start with me again today!

kick it!

okay...
*kicks mah*
there you go

naughty computers need to be spanked!

and I suppose you do that?

oh my....well Tex I know I spank my computer every night....

I don't know if that is interesting or worrying...

lol

Does your boyfriend know of this deep reservoir of aggression within you?

*watches as a HP computer store explodes*

Oh, I think he knows...

so you have a boyfriend Rex???????????

Jeepers!

Actually I think that warrants a "GADZOOKS!"