Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Say "hoof hearted" fast. DO IT.
I did it and I ended up saying "Who farted" a bunch of times. Everyone looked at me in the news room like . . . "Why are you asking us who farted so many times." Then, this reporter, Derrick, he blushed and was like, "I did! I admit! I am the one who farted!" Then he pulled out a knife and cut his wrists and bled to death right in front of everyone. See what you did?!!