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Ever ran into one, fellas? And ladies, ever ran into a pussy tease (if such a creature exists)? I ask because women like these can lead to blue balls and possible blood clots. You think being hungry or thirsty is bad, that's nothing compared to a hot chick getting you all worked up just to tell you 'no' or I don't get down like that. It makes my pee-pee hurt just thinking about it.

You said pee-pee. lawlz.

It's a pee-pee when soft and a woody when engorged with blood. Hey can a zombie get a hard-on?

I bet zombies get hard ons for brains.

I like this convo.

Brains can be erotic.

Well think about it. In Return of The Living Dead, Tar Man totally had a hard on for that mohawk dudes brain.

So Zombies have hard ons for brains.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
It's a pee-pee when soft and a woody when engorged with blood. Hey can a zombie get a hard-on?

Just for that I'm not wishing you a happy birthday. ermmnone

Originally posted by Itzak
Just for that I'm not wishing you a happy birthday. ermmnone

Go make me some Chicken Niggas and Flies. 131

Originally posted by Itzak
Would like it to go or to come? 313

To go please. 313

I only have 2, I thought you guys had a doll-asses menu. 131