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Well, since we're logging it. Might as well cover all the topics around this. The title is self-explainatory.

You're a sick individual nahuh

I use my right, but I can use both.

i use ma feetz131
it turns me on more313

I use my gf's hands haermm

No both his hand's

I dont have a gf haermm

Right.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Neither

Originally posted by Tsure
Well, since we're logging it. Might as well cover all the topics around this. The title is self-explainatory. right hand to start, left hand to finish.

Both.

Im a lefty

Originally posted by Vathu
Both.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Originally posted by Tsure
Well, since we're logging it. Might as well cover all the topics around this. The title is self-explainatory.

For the record, Dustin uses his left

Originally posted by Vathu
jumpyjumpy

Originally posted by Tsure
Well, since we're logging it. Might as well cover all the topics around this. The title is self-explainatory.

Apple pie/pudding or jello.

Tissue, either hand, Vaseline. thumbsupdur

Originally posted by Raelin
For the record, Dustin uses his left For the record, ew.

I use both. I have arthritis in my left wrist so that hand tires out quickly. I switch back and fourth.

I'm right-handed.

I'm right handed, but I use my left

I like to use my feet. baka

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm right handed, but I use my left
It kind of feels like you're touching someone else's penis instead of yours.

I use both. It's like having a threesome.haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I use both. It's like having a threesome.haermm

Do you spin it like a DJ? haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I use both. It's like having a threesome.haermm
Thanks for giving me a very awkward mental picture.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I just put both right in there.haermm



I told you not to read my diary.haermm
But it's so interesting!



Nothing about me in there though. mhm

Originally posted by DarkC
But it's so interesting!



Nothing about me in there though. mhm

You're in the red one I keep outside of the house.evillaugh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I use both. It's like having a threesome.haermm


I doubt it

I also call Bullshit.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I just put both right in there.haermm

Fist and everything? baka

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You're in the red one I keep outside of the house.evillaugh
Oh darn, the rumors were true! shock

right, but i can use either

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I started off with one but Mist asked for both.lookaround



You know we're both adopted.?weep
I'm asian, you're....you're......not asian. ermm
I'd say that was rather obvious anyways.



I was referring to the red diary, of course.

Originally posted by DarkC
I'm asian, you're....you're......not asian. ermm
I'd say that was rather obvious anyways.



I was referring to the red diary, of course.

I always thought mom had me from a previous marriage and dad adopted you when he went through that gay faze and was "married" to uncle Larry.ermm


WHo told you?sly

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I always thought mom had me from a previous marriage and dad adopted you when he went through that gay faze and was "married" to uncle Larry.ermm


WHo told you?sly
*snidely*
I don't know who you've been listening to, but you seem terribly misinformed. mhm That's Vinny you're referring to, and he did go through a gay phase, but wasn't married to anyone.

Or so I know of. hmm

Pap. lookaround

Originally posted by DarkC
*snidely*
I don't know who you've been listening to, but you seem terribly misinformed. mhm That's Vinny you're referring to, and he did go through a gay phase, but wasn't married to anyone.

Or so I know of. hmm

Pap. lookaround

Vinny's bi. It isn't a faze for him but, a way of life.mhm


Who's our dad again?ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Vinny's bi. It isn't a faze for him but, a way of life.mhm


Who's our dad again?ermm
He is?

*makes mental note to stuff his pillow with bunnies*


Tired Hiker.

Originally posted by DarkC
He is?

*makes mental note to stuff his pillow with bunnies*


Tired Hiker.

You never knew?lol

We aren't blood related are we? If so this is gonna make all the times he's come onto to me awkward.haermm

I think I'm Rolands' love-child.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You never knew?lol

We aren't blood related are we? If so this is gonna make all the times he's come onto to me awkward.haermm
Nay. I thought he was just kidding when he started flirting with men occasionally.


Oh dear. Incest is so out of date.

Roland doesn't have sex.haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Roland doesn't have sex.haermm

Omgz, I'm a freakzorz.

Barkers the next suspect, then. dur

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I started off with one but Mist asked for both.lookaround

crylaugh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Roland doesn't have sex.haermm

Yeah I do, just not with you. jockey

Originally posted by DarkC
Nay. I thought he was just kidding when he started flirting with men occasionally.


Oh dear. Incest is so out of date.

Thats why mom never let him sleep over.laughcry

I know.shock

Originally posted by Vathu
Omgz, I'm a freakzorz.

Barkers the next suspect, then. dur

H\e only sleeps with little boys.nahuh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Thats why mom never let him sleep over.laughcry

I know.shock



H\e only sleeps with little boys.nahuh
No kidding, mom was always the sensible sort.


How far did it go? ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Thats why mom never let him sleep over.laughcry

I know.shock



H\e only sleeps with little boys.nahuh


Oh well.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Just your pillow then?31jockey

My pillow listens to me, unlike you. mhm

Originally posted by DarkC
No kidding, mom was always the sensible sort.


How far did it go? ermm

Then she got on Meth.weep

Nowhere though I notice a few of my panties went missing but , that could be anybody.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Then she got on Meth.weep

Nowhere though I notice a few of my panties went missing but , that could be anybody.ermm
Not our mom! shock


*nervous laughter* Yeah, about that.....nosweat

Originally posted by LethalFemme
maybe if you hugs me once in awhile and called me pretty.forgetu

I do that everyday but you say "Thank you Irene." srug

Right hand if that is what you mean!jm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Why do you think they replaced her in the second season?shock

You!oh



That was you?cryoh
I was not informed! *


They looked cool.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
That was you?cryoh

Yes, it was me. cryohhappy

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Come to me my little leprechaun.cryoh

*comes* vin

Originally posted by LethalFemme
They told your manager.sly

Keep them.sly



Come to me my little leprechaun.cryoh
He shalt be fired. Immediately.


It's not like I did anything sexually related to them! shock

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm not cleaning that.haermm

It was on you. haermm vin

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Wash me with your tongue?haermm

Sorry, I don't taste myself. Get Irene to do it. haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm not cleaning that.haermm



Can i keep him in a cage?

Why not?na
Why not. Indulge yourself. Not that way though.


Too awkward, of course!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Thats not what that movie what Naz says.haermm

I'll ask Mist. He needs the practice.haermm

Naz likes to lie. She is a dirty little liar. haermm

Mist loves to lick up seman, or so I've heard. haermm

right bjockeywank

Originally posted by LethalFemme
maybe if you hugs me once in awhile and called me pretty.forgetu

I could do that. cryoh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
So when she said you were hot that was a lie?haermm

You spelled semen wrong.haermm

Yup, I am obviously not hot, haven't you seen my pics? haermm

That's unpossible! haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
What does that mean?pfft



So when she said you were hot that was a lie?haermm

You spelled semen wrong.haermm
Use your imagination, dear sister.

Originally posted by DarkC
Use your imagination, dear sister.

Is this about Mist?ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Is this about Mist?ermm
No..................lookaround




And by no, I mean very yes.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I think you're a lil cutie.haermm

On the contrary it's Kim Possible.haermm

Do you mean it? blush2

I've never watched that show. haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I told him to stop calling.weep



I love your eyes.eyes

STFU.haermm
That's weird, even if he's your brother. hmm



I mean, I am too and I never call. lookaround Maybe I'm just inconsiderate.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I love your eyes.eyes

STFU.haermm

Everyone tells me that! oh

No. haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
O rly?

You're cuter when you STFU.haermm

Ya rly. vin

You're cuter when some thing's in your mouth. haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Who?bat

Irene?haermm

Naz, Irene and Punky. vin

Yeah. haermm

Originally posted by Vathu
I could do that. cryoh

*Cough*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
None of them like you.vin

Nasty.haermm

B*tch. weep

Irene likes it. haermm

Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
i use ma feetz131
it turns me on more313 Lmao

Originally posted by Raelin
For the record, Dustin uses his left Actually, I use my right.

Originally posted by Tsure
Actually, I use my right.


Not according to your penis party.

Originally posted by Secretus
Not according to your penis party. Umm, wrong house. My p*ssy party was the next one down.

Originally posted by Tsure
Umm, wrong house. My p*ssy party was the next one down.

I guess Barker was right .. but aren't you the guy with the comb over?

Originally posted by Secretus
I guess Barker was right .. but aren't you the guy with the comb over? Nope. I've plenty of hair. Here's a pic. As you clearly can see, no comb over.

i use my mouth. i'm just that flexible. haermm

Originally posted by Fallen
i use my mouth. i'm just that flexible. haermm


*Masturbates* (record this in proper thread)

Originally posted by Fallen
i use my mouth. i'm just that flexible. haermm I want to see. shock

Originally posted by Tsure
Nope. I've plenty of hair. Here's a pic. As you clearly can see, no comb over.

Sorry man, must of been my bad but I swear now, Barker said the Lip Appliance thread .. I bet you're great at that though.

Originally posted by Secretus
Sorry man, must of been my bad but I swear now, Barker said the Lip Appliance thread .. I bet you're great at that though. I'm good at applying my lips to sexy woman.

Originally posted by Secretus
*Masturbates* (record this in proper thread)

my hands are free you know.

Originally posted by Tsure
I want to see. shock

only if we can negotiate on a price. hmm

Originally posted by Tsure
I'm good at applying my lips to sexy woman.

What's his name?

Originally posted by Fallen
my hands are free you know.



only if we can negotiate on a price. hmm

I'm really not married or have any children and for the love of god have no commitment to anyone .. PM me.

Originally posted by Fallen
my hands are free you know.



only if we can negotiate on a price. hmm I start the bid at 1 cent.Originally posted by Secretus
What's his name? HER name WAS Christine, until we broke up.

Originally posted by Tsure
HER name WAS Christine, until we broke up.


Is that what he said. Well, my friend, Chris was joking.

Originally posted by Secretus
Is that what he said. Well, my friend, Chris was joking. I seriously doubt this is your friend Chris.

Holy shit, he shaved and he's wearing glasses. Wtf is wrong with you. Best to show his breasts if he actually ..you know just in case

Originally posted by Secretus
Holy shit, he shaved and he's wearing glasses. Wtf is wrong with you. He also has pink nipples and a very nice set of breasts? I'm sure.

Prove

Originally posted by Secretus
Prove I don't have nude pictures of her. Let me see if I can get a fuller body picture though.

Ya well, Whatever man .. (waiting)

Originally posted by Secretus
I'm really not married or have any children and for the love of god have no commitment to anyone .. PM me.

what kind of girl do you think i am?!

if we're gonna do this, i prefer actual physical contact. disgust


Originally posted by Tsure
I start the bid at 1 cent.

awww, you won your way into my heart. cry

Originally posted by Secretus
Ya well, Whatever man .. (waiting) There you go.Originally posted by Fallen
what kind of girl do you think i am?!

if we're gonna do this, i prefer actual physical contact. disgust




awww, you won your way into my heart. cry Damn, I shooting for something a little farther south.

Originally posted by Fallen
what kind of girl do you think i am?!

A hotty, but i guess a hotty with some fire.


I'll be in touch with myself.

I'm ambidextrious, but my right hand is dominant over my left.

Originally posted by Impediment
I'm ambidextrious, but my right hand is dominant over my left. Sir Mattie and I park our car in the same garage.

Originally posted by Secretus
A hotty, but i guess a hotty with some fire.


I'll be in touch with myself. It's on the previous page if you missed it.

I am in touch with myself daily.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I am in touch with myself daily.

Me to man.

I'm in touch with myself multiple times, daily.

Originally posted by Secretus
Me to man. you touch me daily?

I touched myself about 8 times today. I'm a bit sore. Maybe if I masturbate again, that'll cancel out the soreness!

did you get baggier jeans?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you touch me daily?

Only if the price is right bob.

Originally posted by Secretus
Only if the price is right bob. 5 dollars a pop, Bub.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I touched myself about 8 times today. I'm a bit sore. Maybe if I masturbate again, that'll cancel out the soreness!


I'm guessin you're also cancelling out a girlfriend or any female contact?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
did you get baggier jeans?

..

No.

This went too gay too fast.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
5 dollars a pop, Bub.

You fekkin win, PM me you god damn hotty!

Originally posted by Tsure
This went too gay too fast. *touches you*

I trained myself to use both hands and type one handed.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*touches you* VIOLATION!

Originally posted by Tsure
VIOLATION! *rubs you*

Thats hot ..****

Umm, why are you touching my dog in that way?

you wish.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you wish. I believe that only exists in Secretus's wet dreams.

Originally posted by Tsure
I believe that only exists in Secretus's wet dreams. thats not what you said last night, shweetie.

Ya he has a real small prick. Wet dream my ass, more like a premature ejaculation ..

I use Rolands hand.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I use Rolands hand.

I did make a plaster cast of it for that movie once.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I use Rolands hand.

You too ..

Does he try to sell Vaseline to you too?