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..had a one minute man? What would you do? Lol random, but I'm bored as hell and I'm listening to Missy Eliott "One Minute Man" and it gave me the idea for this thread topic. w00t

what the fukin fuk is a one minute man? ermm

Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
what the fukin fuk is a one minute man? ermm
mullet You've never gotten any before, have you?

I'm more of a five hour goat, I like playing Candyland and Battleship before the act of violent mating.

Originally posted by Scythe
I'm more a five hour goat, I like playing Candyland and Battleship before the act of violent mating.
w00t I like Candyland.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
w00t I like Candyland.

Sorry, I have a Queen in her throne already, no can do with the hanky panky...

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
..had a one minute man?

I would tell him to jack it before sex .. pathetic. Are you talking from experience, boyfriend or just a bad lay?

Anti-Boioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioing...

Originally posted by Scythe
Sorry, I have a Queen in her throne already, no can do with the hanky panky...
I wasn't offering.
Originally posted by Secretus
I would tell him to jack it before sex .. pathetic. Are you talking from experience, boyfriend or just a bad lay?
Neither, if you had read my first post correctly you would know.

More me time 131

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
More me time 131
Ooooh so you prefer "yourself" action over "man" action?

Originally posted by Scythe
I'm more of a five hour goat, I like playing Candyland and Battleship before the act of violent mating.

That...

Is the single greatest thing I've ever heard.

What if I have a lying bit.ch?

What teh **** is going on here ...

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Ooooh so you prefer "yourself" action over "man" action?

Right now I do seeing as I'm a Virgin

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Right now I do seeing as I'm a Virgin
Oh! Uh...heheh!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Right now I do seeing as I'm a Virgin

Hawt.

Originally posted by Secretus
Hawt.
Quit trying to get in her pants.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Quit trying to get in her pants.

It's the interwebs. If i figured that out, I wouldn't leave the house.

Originally posted by Secretus
Hawt.

Sorry I'm promised to another

Originally posted by Secretus
It's the interwebs. If i figured that out, I wouldn't leave the house.

Originally posted by Secretus
It's the interwebs. If i figured that out, I wouldn't leave the house.
Lol.

Originally posted by Dusty
That...

Is the single greatest thing I've ever heard.

Thanks, I like the board games to be like a pre-cursor of things to come. I wish to win the candy and sink the battleship, then violent mating fury!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I wasn't offering.

Course you weren't, it's like high school all over again...

This takes me back to the time Barker, Mist, Roland and I were stuck driving Cheetahgirl to the hospital for swallowing one of Puzzle's puzzle pieces, we finally dumped her ass in some donkey ran hospital with a line of hookers waiting to get checked for life or death. Oh and did I mention there was no puzzle piece, just some random guys cock? Yeah, good times...

Originally posted by Scythe
Course you weren't, it's like high school all over again...

This takes me back to the time Barker, Mist, Roland and I were stuck driving Cheetahgirl to the hospital for swallowing one of Puzzle's puzzle pieces, we finally dumped her ass in some donkey ran hospital with a line of hookers waiting to get checked for life or death. Oh and did I mention there was no puzzle piece, just some random guys cock? Yeah, good times...
Omg I remember that retard...glad she's not been back (to my knowledge).

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Omg I remember that retard...glad she's not been back (to my knowledge).

Hahaha, retard...

I ain't as good as I once was
I got a few years on me now
But there was a time back in my prime
When I could really lay it down
And if you need some love tonight
Then I might have just enough
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was

Originally posted by Scythe
Hahaha, retard...
cry
Originally posted by charlemagne9746
I ain't as good as I once was
I got a few years on me now
But there was a time back in my prime
When I could really lay it down
And if you need some love tonight
Then I might have just enough
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was
Hey, Toby Keith! w00t

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
..had a one minute man? What would you do? Lol random, but I'm bored as hell and I'm listening to Missy Eliott "One Minute Man" and it gave me the idea for this thread topic. w00t not a problem for me. I command my troops like a five star general.

I can go all night like a rabid bull!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
not a problem for me. I command my troops like a five star general.

I can go all night like a rabid bull!!!
Rawr! You're a feisty f*ck!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Rawr! You're a feisty f*ck! I've been called worse.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I've been called worse.
O RLY? Like what....?

kelly ill give you a 1 hour man how about that?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
O RLY? Like what....? hmmmm...a$$hole?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
hmmmm...a$$hole?
cry That's horrid! That makes me cringe...

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
cry That's horrid! That makes me cringe... really? its just a word.

Originally posted by PiruBlood
kelly ill give you a 1 hour man how about that?
Very funny. Lol.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
really? its just a word.
You said it first!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Very funny. Lol.

You said it first!





im serious.

Originally posted by PiruBlood
im serious.
I'm not.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'm not.




i bet you couldnt handle this anyways.

Originally posted by PiruBlood
i bet you couldnt handle this anyways.
It's not hard to handle anything the size of a bee.