The RJ/Secretus thread

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Secretus
Cry us a river, build us a bridge and get over it.

Leo.M
What the f**k?

Rogue Jedi
we will rock you.

Secretus
Originally posted by Leo.M
What the f**k?

To intense, I agree.

Rogue Jedi
maybe we should have added leos name to it

Leo.M
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
maybe we should have added leos name to it

Hey Leo's over it, m'kay. shocklaugh

Originally posted by Secretus
To intense, I agree.

You could cut it with butter knife.

Rogue Jedi
or a rusty spoon?

Secretus
Testosterone, thats for sale too btw.

Rogue Jedi
I plan to keep mine, baby.

Leo.M
Rusty spoon would have no trouble cutting through

Secretus
We could cut a god damn building in half ..

Barker
I've been saying that since April, you tramp.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=8823327

Secretus
Don't you dare compare me to Jacope .. EVAR .

Rogue Jedi
so who is our next guest?

Barker
Originally posted by Secretus
Don't you dare compare me to Jacope .. EVAR .
Don't you ever tell me what to do concerning Jacope .. EVAR.

Secretus
Originally posted by Barker
Don't you ever tell me what to do concerning Jacope .. EVAR.

You're right Barker, he's your b.itch. I'm sorry.

Barker
Originally posted by Secretus
You're right Barker, he's your b.itch. I'm sorry.
As you should be.

Secretus
Originally posted by Barker
As you should be.

Begging aren't you?

Barker
Slightly.

Secretus
Bride, as in the groom ate?

Barker
I wasn't wearing the dress.

Secretus
Originally posted by Barker
I wasn't wearing the dress.


Either way Barker, no biggy. You know I'm all about having fun. I get a couple of cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen, maybe go to Sea World, take my pants off.

Rogue Jedi
what the fugg did I miss?

Barker
Originally posted by Secretus
Either way Barker, no biggy. You know I'm all about having fun. I get a couple of cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen, maybe go to Sea World, take my pants off.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Secretus
Originally posted by Barker
My cat's breath smells like cat food.


I don't know, Barker. That sounds kinda crazy.

Rogue Jedi
Barker? crazy? surely you jest.

Secretus
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Barker? crazy? surely you jest.


Well, alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to Barker. He gets JacopeX for the rest of his life. Real smart Barker. Way to work it through.

But really ...


True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you've found true love' and then you catch the early flight home from Utah, and there they are, Barker and Roland .. God damn

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Secretus
Well, alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to Barker. He gets JacopeX for the rest of his life. Real smart Barker. Way to work it through.

But really ...


True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you've found true love' and then you catch the early flight home from Utah, and there they are, Barker and Roland .. God damn yup... I call them "shapeshifters".

Tsure
Where the **** is my name in this? no expression

Secretus
Originally posted by Tsure
Where the **** is my name in this? no expression


You went to sleep to early you pussy.

Tsure
No, I got into the shower, then went to pay the electric bill, and then watched funny shit on youtube. Hardly, did I go to sleep.

Secretus
Originally posted by Tsure
No, I got into the shower, then went to pay the electric bill, and then watched funny shit on youtube. Hardly, did I go to sleep.


Electric bill? Payed the electric bill at 4am or 1 or some shit. That sounds pretty crazy, Tsure.

Tsure
Originally posted by Secretus
Electric bill? Payed the electric bill at 4am or 1 or some shit. That sounds pretty crazy, Tsure. It was actually 5:30 A.M. It is due today, so I had to put it in the night box so it could be picked up and my electic not be shut off. no expression

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Tsure
Where the **** is my name in this? no expression it is insanity at its finest.

Secretus
Originally posted by Tsure
It was actually 5:30 A.M. It is due today, so I had to put it in the night box so it could be picked up and my electic not be shut off. no expression

Pretty responsible man, even kinda crazy. I actually put a few things in my cable companies local night box. Can't really share though, but you get the picture.

Tsure
Originally posted by Secretus
Pretty responsible man, even kinda crazy. I actually put a few things in my cable companies local night box. Can't really share though, but you get the picture. No, it just sucks not having air conditioner when it's in the 90s every day.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Tsure
No, it just sucks not having air conditioner when it's in the 90s every day. damn. sad

Secretus
Originally posted by Tsure
No, it just sucks not having air conditioner when it's in the 90s every day.

Home Depot always has AC's cheap for sale. There wall units but still can be effective ..

Rogue Jedi
then get to home depot, son.

Tsure
Originally posted by Secretus
Home Depot always has AC's cheap for sale. There wall units but still can be effective .. I like my central aid. wink I'm some what high maintenced.

Secretus
Originally posted by Tsure
I like my central aid. wink I'm some what high maintenced.

Originally posted by Tsure
No, it just sucks not having air conditioner when it's in the 90s every day.

My bad, thought you didn't have AC ..

Röland
Originally posted by Secretus
Cry us a river, build us a bridge and get over it.

This made me think of that girls basketball game back when I was a Junior. Our student section consisted of me and about 19/20 other guys, we all wore school colors and acted like total jackasses. Anyway, this one girl on the other team who was supposedly a 1st Team All-State caliber player was playing good at the start, we totally screwed her game up and she started crying. She is at the foul line and this one kid behind me is like "Cry me a river." The girl starts bawling. It was great. salute

Secretus
Good times Roland. I hear you though, I always loved to make the girls cry.

Rogue Jedi
just make sure the bridge doesnt collapse.

Röland
Originally posted by Secretus
Good times Roland. I hear you though, I always loved to make the girls cry.

I don't like to make girls cry. no expression

Secretus
Roland, doesn't like to make girls cry. Dustin/Tsure, I hear does. Only with the name change though ... stick out tongue

Rogue Jedi
we need to make a list of non welcome members here. yes

Dustin [Tsure]
Originally posted by Secretus
Roland, doesn't like to make girls cry. Dustin/Tsure, I hear does. Only with the name change though ... stick out tongue You just posted here to get my attention. Honestly, the only things I like making girls do is moaning and orgasming.

Secretus
LOL And I got it .. not the moaning and orgasm's .. christ, I wasnt going for that, and I'm sure no woman had it either. Hands off ..

Rogue Jedi

Dustin [Tsure]
Originally posted by Secretus
LOL And I got it .. not the moaning and orgasm's .. christ, I wasnt going for that, and I'm sure no woman had it either. Hands off .. Lucky that isn't a million dollar question with no life lines. You would have failed. wink

Secretus
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
then why have sex with them? roll eyes (sarcastic)

It's called, "emotional state lay" .. come on now RJ

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Secretus
It's called, "emotional state lay" .. come on now RJ ah, a pity fukk?

Secretus
Originally posted by Dustin
Lucky that isn't a million dollar question with no life lines. You would have failed. wink

Ok Alex "Tsure" Trebek, Hawian Burger?

Secretus
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
ah, a pity fukk?

Yes please.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Secretus
Yes please. open wide, baby.

BlaxicanHydra
!

Did someoen say tittie f*ck?

Secretus
You have a pretty mouth. love

Secretus
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
!

Did someoen say tittie f*ck?

Spread em' fat boy.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Secretus
You have a pretty mouth. love not as purty as yours, ese. roll eyes (sarcastic)

BlaxicanHydra
sad

Okay. Take it easy though, I bruise like a banana.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
sad

Okay. Take it easy though, I bruise like a banana. *spits on hand*

Secretus
I just loved you. laughing

Dustin [Tsure]
Originally posted by Secretus
Ok Alex "Tsure" Trebek, Hawian Burger? I thought Regis Filben did it? shock

Secretus
Say what mo fo?

Dustin [Tsure]
Originally posted by Secretus
Say what mo fo? Alex Trebek does Jepeorday. *yawn*

Secretus
Alex Trebek just comes, in my thread.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Secretus
I just loved you. laughing big grin

Dustin [Tsure]
Originally posted by Secretus
Alex Trebek just comes, in my thread. Stupid game show hosts and their quick hand to the penis when being around you..

Secretus
Originally posted by Dustin
Stupid game show hosts and their quick hand to the penis when being around you..


Guess what?

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Secretus
Guess what? you just had your first cumgasm?

Dustin [Tsure]
Originally posted by Secretus
Guess what? You tripped and fell onto RJ's penis?

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Dustin
You tripped and fell onto RJ's penis? yes suck it.

Dustin [Tsure]
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yes suck it. That's what your dad said last night after he ass f*cked you.

Secretus
Originally posted by Dustin
That's what your dad said last night after he ass f*cked you.

You're one sick bastard. RJ is as normal as i am ..

Dustin [Tsure]
Originally posted by Secretus
You're one sick bastard. RJ is as normal as i am .. God help us all. shock

Secretus
Originally posted by Dustin
You tripped and fell onto RJ's penis?

Enjoy, kinda gay, but hey.

Dustin [Tsure]
Originally posted by Secretus
Enjoy, kinda gay, but hey. You just come, etc. yes

Secretus
Take the red pill.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Dustin
God help us all. shock Indeed. Happy Dance

Secretus
I'm still drunk. Shit, it's been an hour, you think I would atleast sober up a bit. God help ... my patients.

=Tired Hiker=
I wish I were drunk on a house boat right now.

Secretus
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I wish I were drunk on a house boat right now.

Yeah, me to. I'll just have to settle for a Doctor's office.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I wish I were drunk on a house boat right now. *pulls up to TH's house towing a house boat*

waddap, yo?

Dustin [Tsure]
Originally posted by Secretus
Take the red pill. No way!

Rogue Jedi
take the red pill yo.

Secretus
Tsure is a pussy. Just eat the red pill.

Rogue Jedi
why isn't there a yellow pill? or a purple one?

Secretus
Dude, you just had to ask ..

Rogue Jedi
or a clear one? or a white one?

Secretus
Ok bro, let me help you out .. forget colors ..


Upper/downer/roofer/mescaline/lsd/coke/Ecstasy

Rogue Jedi
nah, if I wanna get high I bang my head against the wall.

Secretus
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
nah, if I wanna get high I bang my head against the wall.


That's not the high i was talking about. Stars go away quickly and then you'll need something for the pain .. I win. (opens briefcase)

Secretus
Originally posted by Dustin
No way!


Grow some balls.

Secretus
Someone grow some balls, ****ing now.

Secretus
Bardock!

Rogue Jedi
Bardock? I see no nazi here. AC is more than welcome, though.

JacopeX
Originally posted by Secretus
You're right Barker, he's your b.itch. I'm sorry. Coming from the Pedo Bear's b!tch....roll eyes (sarcastic)

Rogue Jedi
this thread still kicking?

JacopeX
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
this thread still kicking? I guess....

What's up? vin

Rogue Jedi
my penis. damnable porn sites. you?

JacopeX
SOmething like, but the other way....ermm

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