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Well?

Overdose on pills and alcohol. Lot's of it.

starvation

Shoot myself in the brain

a lethal dose of medicine

Well first I'd go to the bank and take out everything I had, close the account and squirt ink, from the little pens the tellers have, into someone's face. After I squirted ink on them I'd run away laughing like a lunatic. I'd make 10 collect calls to Barker and have the charges go to him. Then I'd go find two prostitutes and take them back to my house. I'd tell them to make me a hamburger with mustard, french fries and a chocolate milkshake. I'd eat the delicious meal then take them to my room where we would watch Caddyshack and laugh every time Rodney Dangerfield said anything.

After watching Caddyshack we would then play Simpsons monopoly because everyone knows anything that has to do with The Simpsons is just plain awesome. I'd then prank call Kramer, Thorinn, Irene, Naz and Femme all at the same time while reading Sports Illustrated. Finally I would order the two prostitutes to have sex with me and smother me until I died. I would die with the satisfaction that I didn't pay them.

that's sounds more like a dream day than a death day.

Originally posted by miss_swann
that's sounds more like a dream day than a death day.

Except I died at the end.

yeah but if you wanted to kill yourself wouldn't you just get down to it?

Nah, I'd make it an eventful day or I'd take people with me if I really wanted to kill myself.

Originally posted by miss_swann
OMG!!!!!!!! Suicide bomber in the making! Where did you go to school?



Some place in Ohio.

Oh so it wasn't an al quaeda training camp?

Nuh. I dunt lyk terorriztz salute

I'd probably eat myself to death. etc.

I wouldnt. life is good.

Snoo Snoo

Fly to Ohio and say hi to Roland, then take a plane to Canada and see Irene, dodge Vinny, fly to Texas and set Thorinn's lawn on fire, go to South Dakota for a few days 13, then go to New York, see Skeets, and go into the tallest building I can and jump off.

And I'll have Skeets holding a target. If I hit the bullseye, I win the bet.

Because we would have a bet going.

fat lot og use winning the bet if you're dead.

Originally posted by Barker
Fly to Ohio and say hi to Roland, then take a plane to Canada and see Irene, dodge Vinny, fly to Texas and set Thorinn's lawn on fire, go to South Dakota for a few days 13, then go to New York, see Skeets, and go into the tallest building I can and jump off.

And I'll have Skeets holding a target. If I hit the bullseye, I win the bet.

Because we would have a bet going. Interesting. Vinny is a hard one to dodge, though. Just don't go to sleep with no pants on if you're in Canada.

Originally posted by miss_swann
fat lot og use winning the bet if you're dead.
Fingers too small for the buttons?
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Interesting. Vinny is a hard one to dodge, though. Just don't go to sleep with no pants on if you're in Canada.
I've only done that once, and I rolled over during.

Originally posted by Barker
Fly to Ohio and say hi to Roland, then take a plane to Canada and see Irene, dodge Vinny, fly to Texas and set Thorinn's lawn on fire, go to South Dakota for a few days 13, then go to New York, see Skeets, and go into the tallest building I can and jump off.

And I'll have Skeets holding a target. If I hit the bullseye, I win the bet.

Because we would have a bet going. you would be in texas and you wouldnt see ME?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you would be in texas and you wouldnt see ME?
Didn't you you were a Texan. haermm

We'd have to get drunk, or something.. give me ideas. haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you would be in texas and you wouldnt see ME?

pwnt haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Didn't you you were a Texan. haermm

We'd have to get drunk, or something.. give me ideas. haermm

Barker Bears don't drink. salute

Originally posted by TRH
Well?

I would take LSD and cut a 3' in diameter hole in my belly, unraveling my small intestines to then make a makeshift noose by throwing it over a support in an attic and jumping off of a stool with myself still bleeding out form the wound and my other organs probably hanging out as well.

To be later devoured by whatever skulks the dark corners until the neighbors smell the stench and call the police.

Originally posted by Barker
Didn't you you were a Texan. haermm

We'd have to get drunk, or something.. give me ideas. haermm hookers and cocaine, man. titty bar!!!

Originally posted by Barker
I really don't, but if I'm about to die.. jlaugh

I'll call up some girls. jlaugh

So last night my friend calls me and is all like "Dude watch Hustle & Flow, it is the sweetest movie ever and it's real emotional." I watched it and was like "Gay."

Originally posted by Barker
I really don't, but if I'm about to die.. jlaugh

Ftw. Pm you when I want die, ok? well, I will be in england by then, so you will have to come there.

Originally posted by Vathu
I would take LSD and cut a 3' in diameter hole in my belly, unraveling my small intestines to then make a makeshift noose by throwing it over a support in an attic and jumping off of a stool with myself still bleeding out form the wound and my other organs probably hanging out as well.

To be later devoured by whatever skulks the dark corners until the neighbors smell the stench and call the police.

I'd probably beforehand masturbate to LF and send her an e-mail about my hidden love and how Barker touched me at night.

Originally posted by Vathu
I'd probably beforehand masturbate to LF and send her an e-mail about my hidden love and how Barker touched me at night.

I already did that and LF stopped talking to me. But Barker calls me all the time now. jlaugh

Originally posted by Barker
5' 3" girls? haermm

Last night I sat at home on KMC eating Pop Tarts, and it was like, "Fun".

But not really. jockey

All the girls I've dated were taller than me, I banged them all but one. salute

GET THAT CAT OUTTA THE WAY! jlaugh

Originally posted by Barker


British Girls then, better. I'll see if my lady has any single friends.

Originally posted by Vathu
LOL!

Maybe I should do it backwards.

And touch myself to Barker.

Even though that would be morally unacceptable and I'd probably be hated by everyone but Roland, Barker and LF. jockey

Irene would find it hot, as well as TSB. jockey

Originally posted by Barker
crylaugh crylaugh

jwank or hookers?

Originally posted by Barker
crylaugh crylaugh

Yeah, she wasn't around long enough to experience the D-Train. haermm

jockey

Originally posted by Barker
Fly to Ohio and say hi to Roland, then take a plane to Canada and see Irene, dodge Vinny, fly to Texas and set Thorinn's lawn on fire, go to South Dakota for a few days 13, then go to New York, see Skeets, and go into the tallest building I can and jump off.

And I'll have Skeets holding a target. If I hit the bullseye, I win the bet.

Because we would have a bet going.
Cool...Cool...31

Originally posted by Vathu
Maybe I'd be better off masturbating and being happy instead of doing it and then crying myself to sleep at night. jockey

Haha, you cry yourself to sleep, pussy. jockey

I would eat my friend Christine(My friend Sarah and I have been planning this for a while), and get her diabetes. Then, I'd overdose on chocolate.

Originally posted by SelphieT
I would eat my friend Christine(My friend Sarah and I have been planning this for a while), and get her diabetes. Then, I'd overdose on chocolate.

Originally posted by Barker


salute

Originally posted by SelphieT
I would eat my friend Christine(My friend Sarah and I have been planning this for a while), and get her diabetes. Then, I'd overdose on chocolate.

So you absorb your victims traits? Sweet. jockey

Originally posted by Vathu
It's only when Barker calls me and tries to get me to touch his 'Fishingpole.'

I don't like fishing. jockey

Barker doesn't have a fishing pole, it's more of a kiddy size. jlaugh

Originally posted by Vathu
Still.

I'd only go Fishing if LF came with me. jockey

LF doesn't like fish. jockey

I would have a certain female member here sit on my face and suffocate me as I pleasured her.

if i had the resources or the know how...id extinct the human race while taking out myself, planetary nuclear attack, some sort of future weapon that has the ability to wipe out the planet as long as its quick, but yeh, full scale planatery nukage would be a dream

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Snoo Snoo

That's more homicide than suicide, isn't it?

I would commit suicide anyway I could commit suicide.

If I had my choice....I would dump a 1000 gallons of molten metal on myself...I would incinerate so fast that I wouldn't feel it...maybe even be at ground zero from a nuclear explosion...you would incernerate so fast you wouldn't feel it.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I would commit suicide anyway I could commit suicide.

If I had my choice....I would dump a 1000 gallons of molten metal on myself...I would incinerate so fast that I wouldn't feel it...maybe even be at ground zero from a nuclear explosion...you would incernerate so fast you wouldn't feel it.

I think you'll feel the molten metal for a bit, I think.

I'd get all dressed up, then slit my throat.

I'd gather up millions of fire ants in one pile....lie down in it...and let them sting me to death.

Originally posted by charlemagne9746
I'd gather up millions of fire ants in one pile....lie down in it...and let them sting me to death.

That would be tragic. Leave a note though, I dont think they would know it was suicide otherwise.

Originally posted by TRH
Well?

jumpy So many different ways! droolio Don't let me get started. dd



Yes, I know I'm weird.

By impaling myself on Roland's Needle-Dick.

I'd eat a bullet.

no dont worry im not going to kill myself

i bet all you KMCers were getting worried about me right?

the idea is: if you had to commit suicide...how would you do it

Well, first I'll say I am NOT suicidal. The fact that I have this planned out is mere coincidence/me being bored in class.

I would fly my cessna out over the ocean, and put it on autopilot. I would overdose on sleeping pills so I would be out the whole time. Eventually I suppose the plane would crash into the ocean, and if the OD didn't kill me the drowning would.

It just seems like such a peaceful way to go out hmm

Originally posted by the welsh one
no dont worry im not going to kill myself

i bet all you KMCers were getting worried about me right?

the idea is: if you had to commit suicide...how would you do it Well, to tell you the truth, I go to therapy because I had suicidal thoughts for many personal reasons. But of course, I woun't do it online.

Well, I'd hoped i'd die in battle personally

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Well, first I'll say I am NOT suicidal. The fact that I have this planned out is mere coincidence/me being bored in class.

I would fly my cessna out over the ocean, and put it on autopilot. I would overdose on sleeping pills so I would be out the whole time. Eventually I suppose the plane would crash into the ocean, and if the OD didn't kill me the drowning would.

It just seems like such a peaceful way to go out hmm

naa drowning or suffocating would be too scary for me

id jump of a really big building

itd would prob give you a great feeling of adrenaline before you fall to a bloody death

and the fatter someone is jumping of a big building...the better the splash

How do you commit suicide on the internet?

Make a thread saying "ZOMG GUNNA TAKE 80 PILLZ AND DIEZ."

Originally posted by the welsh one
naa drowning or suffocating would be too scary for me

id jump of a really big building

itd would prob give you a great feeling of adrenaline before you fall to a bloody death

and the fatter someone is jumping of a big building...the better the splash Thats why I would take the pills first

Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
Well, I'd hoped i'd die in battle personally nice sig.

F*ck this thread.

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
you wrap the network cables around your throat vin

I chuckled.

I just find suicide to be the EASY way out. Yeah life sucks, but that's part of life...life isn't supposed to be a walk in the park. It's how you overcome the hard times that is what makes you a person.

Originally posted by JLred
nice sig.
I can so make a better one...

Originally posted by Itzak
I once got eaten by a shark while surfing the wed. ermm

Now I have ad-block. haermm

you have ad block? you bastard im going to kill myself

Originally posted by JacopeX
Actually, how the hell can a human be mentally prepared with living in a cardboard box for the rest of your life with a missing leg......

I think suicide is understandable in many ways but yet again, it is very hard decision....

Don't know what that first sentence was about... but there is one thing in that sentence a person can change. A person DOES NOT have to live in a cardboard box for the rest of their life. Even if a person is living in a box and has no leg they do not have to kill themselves.

Suicide is just stupid, I don't see how someone would rather die then live, when they have a choice about it.

What if living was literally a living hell?

You see, I doubt anyone really would try to think of all the people who suffered throughout history (Holocaust, communism, etc.) because they never experienced such pain, so that is a decision that still has understanding within it all.

People would rather die tahn live in poverty, with anbuse at home, unable to go to school, and having to beg for money everyday. At the end of the day, you get your ass kicked for not collecting enough money for your drunk bastard father.

I still don't see why not....

Originally posted by the welsh one
this was meant to be a fun thread but you guys are putting a eral downer on it

It's the OTF, at least it didn't get turned into a sex thread.

sex!

My Way would have to be...

Just walk in the woods.. never to be seen again (starvation)

it would be funny to watch someone starve to death. to watch the way he goes insane and starts going all nutty prob
is this close enough to sounding like hitler for you

Originally posted by JacopeX
What if living was literally a living hell?

You see, I doubt anyone really would try to think of all the people who suffered throughout history (Holocaust, communism, etc.) because they never experienced such pain, so that is a decision that still has understanding within it all.

People would rather die tahn live in poverty, with anbuse at home, unable to go to school, and having to beg for money everyday. At the end of the day, you get your ass kicked for not collecting enough money for your drunk bastard father.

I still don't see why not....

Actually I have thought about events like the Holocaust and to me, yes the Holocaust is horrible, but that's entirely different from what I mean. I'm talking about everyday people who are killing themselves over break-ups, abuse, a death in the family and just relative sadness.

You can fix poverty. Go get a job. My family right now can sometimes barely afford groceries because of debt but we are still striving on, we are not looking at the situation like it cannot be fixed.

I just feel that people who commit suicide are giving up because they would rather not face their problems. I've been at my absolute worst more than a few times, in fact I'm going through a hard f*cking time right now, but I never would kill myself. I'd rather fight and become stronger then just throw in the towel.

naa im too lazy id just kill myself

Originally posted by TOH
sex!

!xes

what is this 'sex?'

I wanna make a point about this thread, but I'm much to lazy, I'd rather die...

i am not lazy! if i was i would not have wrote this po

im a coward

I am now accepting applications to aid anyones suicide, be it an audience or a helping hand.

Originally posted by the welsh one
no dont worry im not going to kill myself

i bet all you KMCers were getting worried about me right?

the idea is: if you had to commit suicide...how would you do it
You're a sock.

over dose on caffine lol theres a site that u type in your body weight and pick the kinda of drink you want and it says how many u need to kill your self

Does Bush use the Internet?

Originally posted by the welsh one
no dont worry im not going to kill myself

i bet all you KMCers were getting worried about me right?

the idea is: if you had to commit suicide...how would you do it

wait for winter to come

go to a faraway forest with a bottle of vodka

drink up

take my clothes off, lay down in the snow

fall asleep.

Id rather die after a Halo 3, 2 week marathon followed by dangerous sex

Originally posted by the welsh one
no dont worry im not going to kill myself

i bet all you KMCers were getting worried about me right?

the idea is: if you had to commit suicide...how would you do it The classic knife to the torso. Morespecifically, an upward strike into the solar plexus then continuing up to the heart/lungs.