How to Annoy POTC Characters...

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Jaeh_JediPirate
another fun thread, which i hope you would let live for long lol...


here's the mechanics, post anything that might annoy any POTC Char.... you must say who it is you're trying to annoy though.... example...




Capt'n Jack:
1. Repeatedly yell into his ears... "HAHA! YOU GOT KILLED BY A GIRL!"




there.. get it?




first post

Capt'n Jack, DMC:
2. Look over the rail of the ship, and yell "Kraken!" make sure he got the black spot before you shout.



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hehe...

miss_swann
to Barbossa while he's steering the Black Pearl:

Jack told me to take the wheel for a bit as deputy Captain.

Jaeh_JediPirate
to Captain Jack:

Buy a plastic tiller/wheel so you could steer beside him lol..

AudioHeart
To Jack the Monkey:

So...When are you and the parrot gonna get married? OMG CAN WILL CAN BE YOUR FLOWER GIRL =] laughing out loud AND THINK what will the children look like???

Jaeh_JediPirate
lol!

awww AH I MISSED YOU!!!!!


to the Kraken:
How did Jack taste like mate? Is he the most AWEsomest thing you've ever tasted?

lol, would that annoy him?

AudioHeart
LOL that would prolly annoy him...? Aww I missed you too!!! smile

Jaeh_JediPirate
where have you been?

Parrot...
who taught you? why do you say nonsense? I mean, sometimes, you say stuff that has nothing to do with the topic.. i mean.. hello?

stick out tongue

tee_pirategirl
HAHAHA! LOL! Good one mate.

Erm....

To Barbossa as he holds the normal size eyeglass and Jack holds the super long one:

Mate...size DOES matter, you know!

Jaeh_JediPirate
DUDE! I just got an 'Orbit' thought in my mind! (if you know what i mean... ) Oh my goodness.. that is so wrong! ROFL!


William Turner
You do know that Elizabeth kissed Jack not because she wanted to save everyone, don't you? You do know he does love her and she loves him, don't you? you do know that she chose you because of honor, decency, morality and propriety?

big grin

Captain Sparrow
you do know that she killed you because she wanted to choose will don't you? you do know that she really wanted to do that not just to save everyone, don't you?

big grin

Lizzie
you kissed everyone, and they all died! even Jack! and will! mate! what is that, kiss of death?!

big grin

willofthewisp
Gibbs


Take the teddy bear

ivebeendepped43
i bet you can all call this one:
to Jack: burn all the rum

Ditte3
To Will
The kid is nothing like you at all.

miss_swann
Originally posted by Jaeh_JediPirate

Lizzie
you kissed everyone, and they all died! even Jack! and will! mate! what is that, kiss of death?!

big grin That's so freaky... that's what I said when Norri died! confused

miss_swann
Originally posted by Ditte3
To Will
The kid is nothing like you at all. *stiffles giggle* that's a good one!

Ditte3
Cut Jack's locks while he sleeps.

Jaeh_JediPirate
Originally posted by Ditte3
Cut Jack's locks while he sleeps.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

lol to gibbs teddy bear!


Jack:

Give him a stuffed squid toy for his birthday!

willofthewisp
Ha ha ha, stuffed squid. How about give Tia a stuffed squid too?

Jaeh_JediPirate
ooohh... yeah... maybe she could cast a voodoo on it or something lol...

barbossa:
I can't believe you acted like that! iww.. and i thought you were the most piratey(except for Jack of course) among all of 'em and you go all.. *shivers* you know what i mean, with your monkey? FREAK.

big grin

miss_swann
the scene in DMC on the island where Will arrives when Elizabeth, Jack and Norrington are already there.

*Will and Elizabeth kiss*

to Jack and Norrington:

She just kissed him... I think they're in love.

Ditte3
yes I think that would annoy them.Poor James and Jack.

miss_swann
it's what you call putting salt on the wound.

joanjoan
Will (after the beach scene)

Don't worry, you'll learn how to do it someday, meanwhile Liz can count on Jack on that matter big grin

Jaeh_JediPirate
ROFL JOANJOAN!!!!

to Will:

If you're a eunuch like Jack says, then whose the kid belong to?

AudioHeart
Originally posted by Jaeh_JediPirate
where have you been?

Parrot...
who taught you? why do you say nonsense? I mean, sometimes, you say stuff that has nothing to do with the topic.. i mean.. hello?

stick out tongue

I dunno where I've been lol, my computer broke =

AudioHeart
Originally posted by Jaeh_JediPirate
ROFL JOANJOAN!!!!

to Will:

If you're a eunuch like Jack says, then whose the kid belong to?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL TRUE TRUE TRUE!!!

I was wondering that myself! big grin

Jaeh_JediPirate
Originally posted by AudioHeart
I dunno where I've been lol, my computer broke =

aww mate! you've been missing a lotta stuff!

petpet

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to norrington, and gov. swann, and beckett:
Make fun of the wigs.. lol.


to beckett after his defeat:
HAHA! YOU LOST! HAHA!

AudioHeart
lol To Beckett "HAHA YOU LOST HAHA"

I know I'm all lost too much to read, anything good happen?

To Jack: Mate, why do you have long hair, I thought only girls have long hair, and why is it dreadlocked, are you Jamaican?

I love Jack's hair lol lovelovelove

Jaeh_JediPirate
To Jack: Stalk him... follow him around.. and whenever he does something, you scream.. "JACK! YOU'RE SO HOT!!!"


To Davy: No wonder Calypso left you... you look like a mess!



i love his hair too.. lol, let's just say we love him altogether.. stick out tongue




hmm.. i'm not sure... maybe you should just go read stuff in what potc chars. would never say, you know.. just scoot around threads lol... and see if you missed anything good.. lol.

tee_pirategirl
GAH!! These are so funny.

Davy: Give him lots of squidy looking sushi.

To Elizabeth: I don't see a victoria's secret here. Where'd you get the dress??

To Gibbs when he goes off with Scarlet and Giselle: Joshamee's got two girlfriend. NA NA NA NA NA NA!!

To Jack: Give him Willy Wonka's hat instead. When he asks you why you gave it to him tell him you liked him better when he played the freaky candy dude. If he is confused than confuse him further by saying "Than again the dude with the scissor hands was cool too! At least he got the girl."

Jaeh_JediPirate
Originally posted by tee_pirategirl
GAH!! These are so funny.

Davy: Give him lots of squidy looking sushi.

To Elizabeth: I don't see a victoria's secret here. Where'd you get the dress??

To Gibbs when he goes off with Scarlet and Giselle: Joshamee's got two girlfriend. NA NA NA NA NA NA!!

To Jack: Give him Willy Wonka's hat instead. When he asks you why you gave it to him tell him you liked him better when he played the freaky candy dude. If he is confused than confuse him further by saying "Than again the dude with the scissor hands was cool too! At least he got the girl."

ROFL!!!!!

*adds to tee's post with Jack*
Don't forget reminding him about the headless horseman, and how he killed his ex wife.. stick out tongue


To gibbs:
Scarlet and Gibbs, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G...

To liz:
Will and liz, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G... or maybe you prefer JACK... then throw rum in her face!

to Barbie:
annoy him with the 'Barbie girl song'

stick out tongue

willofthewisp
Willo: Hey, Davy.

Davy: Willofthewisp, do you fear death?

Willo: Not as much as you, I'm afraid. (Davy looks smug) So all this (bats around his tentacles) was once a beard?

Davy: Uh, yes, a very long time ago.

Willo: And this (bats around claw) was once a hand?

Davy: You're making me feel bad.

Willo: And this (bats around the bulge in the back of his head) was once hair?

Davy: Leave me alone! I can't help the way I look! (runs off and cries)

(Willo looks pleased with herself)

Jaeh_JediPirate
I think Jack would be definitely annoyed if you pop out of nowhere, scream "JOHNNY DEPP!!" then follow him everywhere he goes, attempt to even kiss him.... a nice, good stalker. yeah, that'll annoy him.

VioletEyesPop08
Everyone: ********************************** (all the time, it's true)

JCapt Jaeh_K.S
oooh. I almost forgot about this thread!

how to annoy:

Jack- Burn all the rum, using his hat as kindling.

Lizzie- throw her teddy bear overboard, smeared with blood so that sharks would eat it... big grin

Gibbs- do the same thing to his teddy bear.

Barby- EAT JACK THE MONKEY. although, I don't think the undead gets cooked...

Will- send him a lot of sparrabeth stuff.. that would surely annoy him.. big grin

Norrington- take Sailor away from him for a day... on second thought, don't do that.. he won't just be annoyed- he'll be angry. don't, he might murder you... messed

big grin

VioletEyesPop08
Originally posted by JCapt Jaeh_K.S
oooh. I almost forgot about this thread!

how to annoy:

Jack- Burn all the rum, using his hat as the kindle.

Lizzie- throw her teddy bear overboard, smeared with blood so that sharks would eat it... big grin

Gibbs- do the same thing to his teddy bear.

Barby- EAT JACK THE MONKEY. although, I don't think the undead gets cooked...

Will- send him a lot of sparrabeth stuff.. that would surely annoy him.. big grin

Norrington- take Sailor away from him for a day... on second thought, don't do that.. he won't just be annoyed- he'll be angry. don't, he might murder you... messed

big grin It's like Orlando is too good for the Sparrow and Swann.

savvysparrowluv
ROFL!!!

Yeah, totally send Will Sparrabeth stuff.

Barby: Tie him to a chair and read Shakespeare love sonnets to him
Will: Tie him to a chair and make him watch mushy Sparrabeth videos all day and all night

Lizzie: Make her wear corsets
Jack: Refill his rum bottles with weak iced tea (mwahahaha)

JCapt Jaeh_K.S
poor barby, don't torture him too much! stick out tongue

ROFL to everything... poor JAck, taking away his sanity like that..

lizzie, can't..breathe comes to mind. stick out tongue

will.. meh, let the whelp suffer.. stick out tongue kidding!


davey: TAUNT HIM WITH DIRT!

savvysparrowluv
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! big grin big grin big grin

JCapt Jaeh_K.S
Originally posted by willofthewisp
Willo: Hey, Davy.

Davy: Willofthewisp, do you fear death?

Willo: Not as much as you, I'm afraid. (Davy looks smug) So all this (bats around his tentacles) was once a beard?

Davy: Uh, yes, a very long time ago.

Willo: And this (bats around claw) was once a hand?

Davy: You're making me feel bad.

Willo: And this (bats around the bulge in the back of his head) was once hair?

Davy: Leave me alone! I can't help the way I look! (runs off and cries)

(Willo looks pleased with herself)


I still can't get over this post of willo lol...

geniusstick out tongue (to willo)

VioletEyesPop08
To Elizabeth Swann: Want some decaf' w/ crackers, honey bun.. devil2

willofthewisp
Hmm, Elizabeth is a hard one. Let's see.

(Will is nuzzling her leg. She looks pleased. She looks down and sees Sao Feng there)

Elizabeth: Aaauuggh! Where's Will?

Sao: (uses his long nails against her leg) Meh, he went off on the Dutchman. Now, how's about some lovin'?

Elizabeth: (pulls away) Okay, I didn't get Jack. I didn't get James. I can at least have Will.

Sao: (getting mad) It's time to unleash your fury! Again!

VioletEyesPop08
To Sao Feng: Want some TEA and CRACKERS boy?

J.P Jaeh_Poole
Originally posted by willofthewisp
Hmm, Elizabeth is a hard one. Let's see.

(Will is nuzzling her leg. She looks pleased. She looks down and sees Sao Feng there)

Elizabeth: Aaauuggh! Where's Will?

Sao: (uses his long nails against her leg) Meh, he went off on the Dutchman. Now, how's about some lovin'?

Elizabeth: (pulls away) Okay, I didn't get Jack. I didn't get James. I can at least have Will.

Sao: (getting mad) It's time to unleash your fury! Again!

that scares me, you know. erm

VioletEyesPop08
Originally posted by J.P Jaeh_Poole
that scares me, you know. erm haHA!

sailorleo
how to annoy the POTC characters

be the person antes de sailorleo

IheartPocky
LOL Sailor i thought the same thing when I saw this topic.

sailorleo
si si, yo tambien.....

VioletEyesPop08
Make a fancy formal dinner for the characters who are supposedly leading protagonists etc.

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