What if nipples...

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Kelly_Bean
Were candy dispensers...like m&m's or somethin'?

Reverend Axel
Or fried chicken.

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Or fried chicken.
How the hell would they fit through?

Reverend Axel
Well, if we're thinking candy coming through nips. Why can't I have my fantasy as well. Hmm? Always keeping the black man down.

Slay
They're already being used as milk dispensers. srug

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Well, if we're thinking candy coming through nips. Why can't I have my fantasy as well. Hmm? Always keeping the black man down.
Alright, alright..I'll let you have it.

T.M
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Well, if we're thinking candy coming through nips. Why can't I have my fantasy as well. Hmm? Always keeping the black man down.

laughing out loud

BlackSunshine
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Were candy dispensers...like m&m's or somethin'?

laughing Are you bored or do you just have these thoughts constantly? stick out tongue

PiruBlood
strawberry icecream

MR.Grum
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Were candy dispensers...like m&m's or somethin'? hmmm u where playing with your nips weren't you...steeks

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
laughing Are you bored or do you just have these thoughts constantly? stick out tongue
Very much so...*sigh* ...bored.
Originally posted by PiruBlood
strawberry icecream
Oh god....that's gross to think about.

Punkyhermy
Originally posted by Slay
They're already being used as milk dispensers. srug

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by MR.Grum
hmmm u where playing with your nips weren't you...steeks
You wish.

PITT_HAPPENS
Man if this happened I would like gain 500 pounds laughing

MR.Grum
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You wish. i dont need to wish i can play with my nips

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS
Man if this happened I would like gain 500 pounds laughing
w00t
Originally posted by MR.Grum
i dont need to wish i can play with my nips
Nipple berries.

MR.Grum
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
w00t

Nipple berries. steeks

Grinning Goku
Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS
Man if this happened I would like gain 500 pounds laughing

You lick the wife's that much?

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
You lick the wife's that much?
Who said that? He's got a pair of his own.

Röland
If nipples dispensed M&M's, especially peanut M&M's, I would be in heaven.

Kelly_Bean

Röland
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Well what would it have to dispense for you to return to hell?

Hmmm, I dunno, something worthy of sending me to hell I guess.

Like crack or something.

Kelly_Bean

MR.Grum

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by MR.Grum
lol what if nips dispensed synthetic condoms
Wouldn't matter to me, I don't need 'em.


BUT it'd be pretty cool..I'd just be standing there with holes cut in the nipples and a jacket over top unzipped, I'd walk down the street and quickly open my jacket to people who had their back turned, shoot them in the back of the head, close my jacket back up...continue walking.

Röland
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Hairy crack...

Ew. Hair is bad.

MR.Grum
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Wouldn't matter to me, I don't need 'em.


BUT it'd be pretty cool..I'd just be standing there with holes cut in the nipples and a jacket over top unzipped, I'd walk down the street and quickly open my jacket to people who had their back turned, shoot them in the back of the head, close my jacket back up...continue walking. id just take a condoms and put them on door knobs

Kelly_Bean

Röland
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You have hair in your ass crack? YOU SICKO.

It's hard to shave back there. haermm

Kelly_Bean

PITT_HAPPENS
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
You lick the wife's that much? yesOriginally posted by Kelly_Bean
Who said that? He's got a pair of his own. But I can't lick my own sad

MR.Grum

MR.Grum
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You have hair in your ass crack? YOU SICKO.

True...I'd have some fun with them. put them on your friends computer

Röland
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
laughing out loud Get your Mom to shave your asscrack for you. xd2

You're twisted. laughing out loud

Originally posted by MR.Grum
do what i do rub hair removersteeks

No thx. salute

MR.Grum

Röland
Originally posted by MR.Grum
jherbill do it for you

No thx. jockey

Kelly_Bean

Röland
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Thanks!

You're welcome. jhappy

Strangelove
Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS
Man if this happened I would like gain 500 pounds laughing Are you a suckler? sly

PITT_HAPPENS
Originally posted by Strangelove
Are you a suckler? sly pitt_shifty

Fallen
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Were candy dispensers...like m&m's or somethin'?

mine do that. i thought that kind of thing was normal. confused

Diamonds
Originally posted by Fallen
mine do that. i thought that kind of thing was normal. confused I can't help believing you ermm

Fallen
it might explain why guys are always trying to grope me. hmm

its all the damn candy. shakefist

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Strangelove
Are you a suckler? sly
xd2
Originally posted by Fallen
mine do that. i thought that kind of thing was normal. confused
Secretly mine do too but I was going to see what people's opinions were. stick out tongue
Originally posted by Fallen
it might explain why guys are always trying to grope me. hmm

its all the damn candy. shakefist
stick out tongue

Rogue Jedi

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
plain or peanut?
Peanut! smile

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Peanut! smile plain, dammit. sad

Grinning Goku
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
plain, dammit. sad

Plain, peanut or almond, any m&m does it for me. Does that make me a whure?

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Plain, peanut or almond, any m&m does it for me. Does that make me a whure? it makes you MY whore. now bend over and spread them black ass cheeks.

Grinning Goku
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
it makes you MY whore. now bend over and spread them black ass cheeks.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/27/39908291_5941c63ecb.jpg


Get to it, whitey!

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
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Get to it, whitey! dude, if that was you, I would be.....well, some things are better left unsaid. embarrasment

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
plain, dammit. sad
Okay, one nip has plain, the other has peanut. HAPPY? mullet

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Plain, peanut or almond, any m&m does it for me. Does that make me a whure?
Yes you damn whore!

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/27/39908291_5941c63ecb.jpg


Get to it, whitey!
Whoooo Lawdy, look at the hairs hangin off the bottom of that bum, shave that thing!

Tattoo
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Were candy dispensers...like m&m's or somethin'?

Lay off the crack...I know you live in Kentucky and it's normal, but geesh, stop.

lord xyz
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Were candy dispensers...like m&m's or somethin'? A whole new version of sex!

dadudemon
Well...this is all weird to me...oh well.

IF nipples dispensed something other than milk, it would still be some sort of liquid...

When I was little, I thought black women lactated chocolate milk...

What if humans were a tri sexual species so that it required three different sexes to reproduce...Of course, in this scenario, other than what we have as now as males, the other two sexes would be female versions...like femalex and femalex2. And in this scenario, in addition to the males semen, femalex2 secreted some sort of liquid from her breasts during her orgasmic response that added to the impregnation of femalex...hmmm. This could mean that femalex would carry the baby to term and I guess femalex2 would nurse the baby...and all sex would be threesomes and being kinky meant having sex with only one of them. (Male on femx or femx3 or femx on femx2. Being homosexual would really be different as well...)

This would mean that the sex hormone would have 3 copies or more to determine sex....

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by dadudemon
Well...this is all weird to me...oh well.

IF nipples dispensed something other than milk, it would still be some sort of liquid...

When I was little, I thought black women lactated chocolate milk...

What if humans were a tri sexual species so that it required three different sexes to reproduce...Of course, in this scenario, other than what we have as now as males, the other two sexes would be female versions...like femalex and femalex2. And in this scenario, in addition to the males semen, femalex2 secreted some sort of liquid from her breasts during her orgasmic response that added to the impregnation of femalex...hmmm. This could mean that femalex would carry the baby to term and I guess femalex2 would nurse the baby...and all sex would be threesomes and being kinky meant having sex with only one of them. (Male on femx or femx3 or femx on femx2. Being homosexual would really be different as well...)

This would mean that the sex hormone would have 3 copies or more to determine sex....
confused I thought there were only "two" sexes...how can someone be a tri-sexual?

Rogue Jedi
my nipples taste like oranges.

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
my nipples taste like oranges.
Why oranges? Why not...schnozberries?

dadudemon
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
confused I thought there were only "two" sexes...how can someone be a tri-sexual?

If things can be asexual and sexual...why not add a third dimension to sexuality?

Besides, the thought of another woman sticking her nipples in another woman's vagina while she splooges her baby making juice during orgasm sounded pretty hot to me... (How was that, Roland?)

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by dadudemon
If things can be asexual and sexual...why not add a third dimension to sexuality?

Besides, the thought of another woman sticking her nipples in another woman's vagina while she splooges her baby making juice during orgasm sounded pretty hot to me... (How was that, Roland?)
What kind of child would nipple juice make?

Barker
Originally posted by dadudemon
If things can be asexual and sexual...why not add a third dimension to sexuality?

Besides, the thought of another woman sticking her nipples in another woman's vagina while she splooges her baby making juice during orgasm sounded pretty hot to me... (How was that, Roland?)
Have you been hanging out with Scythe lately?

dadudemon
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
What kind of child would nipple juice make?


in my scenario...one of three different sexes...maybe the two different female types would be the same but the "nipple juice" would be required to get someone pregnant...that sounds more logical.

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by dadudemon
in my scenario...one of three different sexes...maybe the two different female types would be the same but the "nipple juice" would be required to get someone pregnant...that sounds more logical.
laughing out loud Like a double-vagina'd person. stick out tongue

BobbyD
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Were candy dispensers...like m&m's or somethin'?

No wonder why we have obese children running around everywhere.

Scythe
Originally posted by Barker
Have you been hanging out with Scythe lately?

Oh yeah, thanks for the bad rep I don't already have right?

Burn the bastards!!

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