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Hey everybody!

I just got an urgent message to deliver to ya'll.

I am coming back for now!!!

My sister just basically kicked me out of her apartment today, it started out like this:

I wanted to come to my parents house to visit with you guys online.

So I had my mom come pick me up, no later than when I arrived here my sister called.

She was bringing all of my things here because she thinks I'm eating her out of house and home. (Although it's not just me, there are 7 people in a three bedroom apartment. You do the math.)

So I agreed and I'm getting my old room back. Which means I can get on the computer everyday from here on.

Too bad I still have to put up with this 56k modem though.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNCCCCCEEEE!

(Runs at Lance with arms open for a big hug)

Er Ush you maybe should have stopped as you got to Lance instead of knocking the poor guy over, you big lumox.

I have a feeling it is more likely I would bounce off him and hurt myself

Yes...big big guy...

LANCE LANCE LANCE!!!

What's up Lance? It's been a while.

And yes, I missed you.

I'll be here a lot more often, just not for as many hours a day as I used to, since I'm on a 56k I'll have to get off every hour or so just to make sure we get our calls.

Well it's good to have you back, bud.

Yo Lance! The man is back.

huh Lance has been gone??????

You know you've missed him.

He cried when he heard.

you know I thought some thing was missing, but I just couldnt but my finger in what!
good to have you back! the more ppl to join in the mayhem the better.

mayham?

mayhEm, meaning CHAOS!

it was actually a joke, maybe it was a bit over your head
MAY HAM ham from the month of may, i know it is so lame

sorry for not getting the j/k, but then again it just isnt funny!

I don't get it either...but oh well..atleast Lance is back.

yay! let have a party!

L'ra is dancing at the party!

who's asking?

no one. they're telling you to

WB Lance, hope to see ya hanging around soon

like in a gallow?

Who's L'ra?

As in Lara.

like on a window sill

The gallows are full of dead people...

..........not as full as the ground

hi Lance, I had a few problems getting back into the forums after my break becuase the e-mail I was using got shut down in my absence and lack of access to the next so I had to make a new profile, hense L'ra instead of Lara, although it would be handy to be able to get back into that personal profile in order to check it (hint,hint Raz)

oh and queeq! if you want me to dance ask nicely, DONT TELL OR DEMAN IT OF ME! its not appreciated.

just do it

Lara will you dance for me please?

She'll boogie and the chicken dance, but that's it.

that would be entertaing.......

no! I tango, waltz, rave, generally just bop or I can dance to specification if required, other than that I do disco, pop, modern dance, and other stuff!

corran! you you want me to do? within reason!

pole dancing L`ra

and!....

Within reason hey, would that be within the bounds of what I would call reasonable or what you would call reasonable?

*runs in*
yayyy! I missed you alright!
*hugs chocolat bar*

Hey, what happened to that incredibly large boyish crush you had on Lara/L'ra?

it died together with your boyish crush on lauren

Hehehe...

The only reason that died was because she didn't have a possibility of coming back.

chill guys,

*drinks a milk shake*

Ahh! I chilled to much! Brainfreeeeeeeeze!

that would require a BRAIN, rex

Not if you're a robot.

*throws water over rex*

*shortcircuits and turns into a boy*

I'm a real boy!

no, pinochio, you're not
*gets axe*

o
h

n
o
!

*holds burning match close to Rex*

pours gasoline on Rex

*takes out termites*

So in other words:

Goodbye REXXY!

Pole dancing! well I guess you lot arent going to stop nagging, so find me some music, a DESCENT outfit, a table pole and or bar.

queeqs job

l, what would you define as a decent outfit?

queeq, get those things at once! We can have a Lara/Darla show!

I can produce the outfit if you wish, hold on I'll contact someone from my resources...

cool! DESCENT meaning it covers 1/3 of my body AT LEAST!

You should probably stipulate which parts, other wise it may just cover legs and arms and part of your back.

true, I suggest a two piece, top half covering the top heavy! and the bottom half covering the top of my legs, pelvis and hips.

yippy.

Sounds nice, it should be made frrom lace too.

try skin tight black leather...

OK, I think that might work.

actually I think lace would be easier to get into and more comfortable to move around in, then I dont have to mess around with talcom powder.

I am trying my best to picture all this, I'm not sure it's particularly healthy for me to do so at my age.

your age being what!?

Somewhere between yours and Gundy's

somewhere in the twenties region?

Somewhere a little closer to Gundy's, like early 30's

Think I might go for the Princess Leia look....you know which one...!

All of us know that one.

PLEASE someone, get a camera!

Now, if you think about that, you know it won't work!

A metaphorical camera, then.

*whips out the old met-cam 2000, takes picture*

Anyone for a copy.

They haven't started yet!

(Thinks about pic of two attractive women)

I'll have one...

I think you missed my point.

For a friend of course.

I missed it? Damn! Do tell.

I'm a vampire....

So? Angel has photos of himself.

he doesn't actually *have* photos of himself

Ok, he carries a photo of himself, Wesley and Cordelia.

well, how the hell did he manage that?

Well, if it is series miscontinuity, it's no surprise, seeing as Angel and Buffy have had five birthdates between them. The photo is clearly shown, though.

So if you don't mind, we'll risk taking the pics and see how they turn out...

Gotta go, guys, I have a submission to work on! Putting it off far too much.

I have an idea, we can get an artist to paint a picture, that may also mean the pose will need to be held for some time.

Good good...

I can paint

I can watch.

peeping tom

and you have a problem with that?

yes I do, i`m gonna paint a curtain

Yes, that's what I was hoping.

OK, I'm confused.

we know

Just wanted to let you know.

*slowly back out of thread*

How do you confuse Lance?

You put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the corner.

or

You put him in a room full of shovels and tell him to take his pick.

HaHaHa, very funny.

NOT!

It's so funny, I almost wet myself. , oh wait, oh no.

angel is a vampire WITH an sole therefore a picture can be taken, without a sole = no pic.

I can tell you now I'm not going to stand in awkward pose wearing nearly nothing just so finti can paint a picture!

I don't see how what sort of shoes he is wearing makes a difference...

Ah, g'wan, you know you want to!

who said ne thing about shoes?
and maybe I do, maybe I dont!

My cunning 'sole' joke has failed to impress...

Well, I think you do!

USH I am sorry I just saw it and again you shoot high, too high it looks. But for us with high IQ it is

But the best you had is still the Idi Amin banquette thing

sowwy! I mean SOUL not SOLE! typical mistake when I'm not thinking and typing too fast.
ok maybe I DO!....

Why, thankyou Finti!

Oh, goody, she does!

djee! dont get a rise!

Stop moaning and get posing!

fine! ok ok ok!

See? Now life is good!

for you maybe, I'm chappin my arse off!

You will have to hold that pose for some considerable time.

Strike a pose

i need some direction!

Boy, this could be fun... shame it is a public forum, though...

oh Ush getting naughty

Where is that closet when you need it?

dont need it at all

I think you'll find its right behind you Ush!
come on finti, get it done with, QUICKLY if you please!
I'm freezing!

melikes this thread.

I'm sure you do! *frowns*

This one's off topic. CLOSING.