against iron fist or spiderman? he'd beat them both coz he's cheezy
he'd just pour cold water over himself and turn into a girl while iron fist or spiderman isnt looking...when that happens, iron fost and or spiderman would go like...'what the heck/ where did he go?' then he'd cheap shot them with his chestnut roasting on an open fire attach...
it may be a cheap win but hey, he practices the 'anything goes martialarts style'...so yeah, anything goes...
but if he does fight head on, i think he could still take the majortiy. i mean, he has a lot of crazy attacks..he is also insanely strong and very durable (although very inconsistent also).