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Does anybody have any special skills or talents that they wouldn't mind sharing with everybody, regardless of how weird or nasty it is?

I can out drink most men, me FTW w00t

I can throw a tiny piece of paper in the air, spit a stream of saliva from my mouth, hit the piece of floating paper, then suck the stream back into my mouth along with the paper, like a frog catching a fly with it's tongue.

I can lick tar off a pavement. Ladies, pm me.

I can make you think you made me horny...

I can wiggle my ears. jockey

Originally posted by silver_tears
Can you do it in water and look like a hippo? cryohhappy

Yeah. I did that at my ex-girlfriends house in her pool and she laughed. jlaugh

i can get pissed off easily...blowup

Oh, hahahahaha, Roland! I said sunny side up!

i rock really hard...

I see dead people.

I can use my right hand to stroke my penis in such a fashion that I ejaculate over all matter in the nearby vicinity.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I can out drink most men, me FTW w00t Haha. 1 Appletini Please.

I rock super-hard...

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I can use my right hand to stroke my penis in such a fashion that I ejaculate over all matter in the nearby vicinity.

That's not a special talent.

All guys can do that.

I have a double jointed thumb... and I can pop my left jaw out of its socket, but I guess my jaw is only one bone, but the left part of it where it connects to my skull, I can pop it out of the socket.

I can pop my shoulder outta socket... but I'm still working on putting it back in. haermm

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
My penis is the size of an oak tree, my right hand is average in size. I think that's special alright.

crylaugh

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I can imitate cartoon character voices.

-Quagmire and Chris from Family Guy

-Foghorn Leghorn and Marvin the Martian from Looney Tunes

-Klaus and Roger from American Dad

Originally posted by Impediment
I can imitate cartoon character voices.

-Quagmire and Chris from Family Guy

-Foghorn Leghorn and Marvin the Martian from Looney Tunes

-Klaus and Roger from American Dad

I'd like to hear those. Quagmire kicks ass. And oh, Merv Griffin is dead.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Merv Griffin is dead.

No!

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=271998&GT1=7703 Yes.

LIES! LIES AND SLANDER INTERWEB STYLE!!!

Originally posted by Scythe
LIES! LIES AND SLANDER INTERWEB STYLE!!!


Get a hold of yourself, man! *Slaps Scythe* He's gone.

F*ck...

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/9585/mervgriffinsmdn7.jpg

Originally posted by Impediment
I can imitate cartoon character voices.

-Quagmire and Chris from Family Guy

-Foghorn Leghorn and Marvin the Martian from Looney Tunes

-Klaus and Roger from American Dad


I can do Lois & Cleveland from Family Guy

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/9585/mervgriffinsmdn7.jpg

Mr. Griffin, you have me confused for Ranger Jones...

I can inhale various amounts of oxygen and then exhale in the form of carbon dioxide

I can fix people...

I recently masturbated with my feet.

I can roll my stomach. And also throw many small objects as high as possible into the air (M&M's and popcorn usually) and catch them in my mouth.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Haha. 1 Appletini Please.

You should really step up and start ordering more manly drinks. 313

I can roll my stomach, which people find weird because im pretty skinny.. and i can touch my tongue to my nose

I have too many odd talents...I am a walking odd talents machine...serioulsy.

I can whistle 10 different ways...I am working on an 11th way (They 11th way is whistling with my tongoue on the roof of my mouth...I have done it before but it has been over 15 years so I cannot officially count it as a whistle until I can do it now.)

I can do anything amdixterously.

I can get a head shot in high wind at 200yds

Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
I can get a head shot in high wind at 200yds 200 yards? amatuer.

i'm rusty ... i haven't gone shotting in 2 years, and just picked up again recently

Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
i'm rusty ... i haven't gone shotting in 2 years, and just picked up again recently

I can get a head shot in at 200 yards as well...but it ain't the one above the shoulders

dadudemon=mad skills

I am talented at getting people pissed and tired of me

shut up, I hate you!!!

I know, I know hug

you EEEDDDEEOTTT....I will KEEEEELLLLL you!!!! (Ren and Stimpy)

I can place pencils in my ribs and also when I go on point at ballet the bones in my left foot do this really cool thing which I would need to take a picture of because it's inexplainable.

I can move the tendons around in my knuckles. I should really make a video of that, its kind of hard to describe/imagine.

Originally posted by SelphieT
I can move the tendons around in my knuckles. I should really make a video of that, its kind of hard to describe/imagine.

I know exactly what you are talking about...I can do the same thing.


I used to be able to suck air into my butt and fart it out like Mr. Methane can. I can't do it anymore for some reason.

I can turn my tongue around so that it's upside down.

Originally posted by miss_swann
I can place pencils in my ribs and also when I go on point at ballet the bones in my left foot do this really cool thing which I would need to take a picture of because it's inexplainable.

Eeew.

Did you say ballet?

Originally posted by Yoshi Fanatic
Does anybody have any special skills or talents that they wouldn't mind sharing with everybody, regardless of how weird or nasty it is? i can kiss my dicksteeks

Originally posted by MR.Grum
i can kiss my dicksteeks

Yoga eh? If I could do that, I would never leave the house.

Originally posted by Secretus
Yoga eh? If I could do that, I would never leave the house. herbsith if i could too

Originally posted by BobbyD
Eeew.

Did you say ballet? so what if I did?

Originally posted by miss_swann
so what if I did?


You're too young for my perverse humor.


...let it drop.