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do you use public toilets and piss on the seat?

I am an Aweso, but I don't do that.

I walk around in the summertime saying "how about this heat."

I do that too, but only so they give me something to drink.

sometimes I park in handicapped spaces

I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
(i like that song)

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
sometimes I park in handicapped spaces

You MONSTER !!

Originally posted by R8#@NG!G@
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
(i like that song) while people behind me are going insane!!!

Dane cook, lol

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
Dane cook, lol

...FAIL!

Dennis Leary

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
Dane cook, lol

Tryn 2 cell that wiid boi?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
do you use public toilets and piss on the seat?

I used to enjoy pissing all over the walls and see how high I could get it to go.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
do you use public toilets and piss on the seat?

Oh, God yes!

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
Dane cook, lol You are one pathetic loser.


No offense.

i could be a n a$$hole

like pointing out you missed an "n" in the title


<---says the guy that doesn't use "I" when refering to self







lame, isn't it?

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
You are one pathetic loser.


No offense.

WE GOT NO FOODS, WE GOT NO JOBS.... OUR PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!

Originally posted by Tattoo
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

I sold some stuff...

What did you sell Lloyd?

A few baseball cards, a sack of marbles....Petey.

Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

Wait a second, are you telling me you sold my dead bird to a blind kid?

Harry, I took care of it.

1jOnmdUcuG8

*tosses the bird into the air*

Fly!

Originally posted by Tattoo
Wait a second, are you telling me you sold my dead bird to a blind kid?

Pretty bird. Can you say pretty bird? Pretty bird.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
do you use public toilets and piss on the seat?

yes i am very much an ******* and no..i try to avoid public restrooms and if i'd dared to piss on the seat my wife would castrate me...

Originally posted by Tattoo
...FAIL!

Dennis Leary

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
yes i am very much an ******* and no..i try to avoid public restrooms and if i'd dared to piss on the seat my wife would castrate me...

The lyric asks if you go to public restrooms to piss on seats, to be an ******* to other dudes who need to use them...not in your house.

Originally posted by Tattoo
The lyric asks if you go to public restrooms to piss on seats, to be an ******* to other dudes who need to use them...not in your house.

well one implicates the other, doesn't it? and i'm an ******* all of the time...not only in my house...

Originally posted by Tattoo
...FAIL!

Dennis Leary
Shut the **** up you ****ing cock sucker, i was high as hell when i typed that

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
do you use public toilets and piss on the seat?

i am so gonna start doing that...

A S S H O L E, A S S H O L E EVERYBODY!!!!




IM AN ASSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
A S S H O L E, A S S H O L E EVERYBODY!!!!




IM AN ASSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE! Why dont you just shut up and play the song?

only when i chose to be

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Why dont you just shut up and play the song? sorry boss

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
sorry boss recognize mah authoritah...where the holy hell have you been?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
recognize mah authoritah...where the holy hell have you been? I DO I DO!!!

We moved back in Jan of this year out to the old farm house that my familys ownd for...24years? Been busy with remodling it, fixing the land, moving moomoos. Been busy also lvling my priest to 70 on WoW.LOL

well, its good to have you back.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
I DO I DO!!!

We moved back in Jan of this year out to the old farm house that my familys ownd for...24years? Been busy with remodling it, fixing the land, moving moomoos. Been busy also lvling my priest to 70 on WoW.LOL

crylaugh

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
WTF Noobsauce whats the deal?!

Nothing that just seemed funny...moved to a new house, renovating, fixing your land....lvling your priest to lvl 70 ermmha

Hey I gotta have some DT or else i will go crazy.lol

DeTox? Defensive Tackle?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
DeTox? Defensive Tackle?
wasn't the quote in your sig from fight club?

Down time you shit.lol

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
wasn't the quote in your sig from fight club? afraid not, baby.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
afraid not, baby.
Are you 100% sure? Because unless im getting hallucinations i remember that part in the movie, when he was on the plane. Fight club is my favorite movie

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
Are you 100% sure? Because unless im getting hallucinations i remember that part in the movie, when he was on the plane. Fight club is my favorite movie no sir, I am a Fight Club fan myself and that line is not in the movie.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
no sir, I am a Fight Club fan myself and that line is not in the movie.
Where is it from then?

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
Where is it from then? dunno...speaking of fight clubs, I have heard rumors that there is a group of guys who get together once a week here in Houston and have their own fight club, albeit with 5 ounce gloves.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dunno...speaking of fight clubs, I have heard rumors that there is a group of guys who get together once a week here in Houston and have their own fight club, albeit with 5 ounce gloves.
ME and my friends started one sophomore year in high school, and it was a blast, but then it stopped all of a sudden, and i really don't know why

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
ME and my friends started one sophomore year in high school, and it was a blast, but then it stopped all of a sudden, and i really don't know why one of my cop buddies is gonna find out where it is, and I am SO gonna go.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
do you use public toilets and piss on the seat? crylaugh

Originally posted by Dustin
crylaugh I see I am not alone.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
one of my cop buddies is gonna find out where it is, and I am SO gonna go.
if i lived near there i would pursue it, but i dont sadwalk

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
if i lived near there i would pursue it, but i dont sadwalk have limited boxing training, but I dont care if I win or lose. Its all about stress management.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I see I am not alone.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
have limited boxing training, but I dont care if I win or lose. Its all about stress management.
i know what you mean, i have anger problems, when i was younger my mother put me in anger mangement, twice, and it did nothing for me. i love fighting people i dont even know, because then you really feel no emotion but anger, when you kick the shit out of them

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
i know what you mean, i have anger problems, when i was younger my mother put me in anger mangement, twice, and it did nothing for me. i love fighting people i dont even know, because then you really feel no emotion but anger, when you kick the shit out of them I want you to hit me as hard as you can.....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.....
What?

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
What? I said....I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I said....I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
dude this is the internet?

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
dude this is the internet? Its a line from Fight Club, feckass.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Its a line from Fight Club, feckass.
i was guessing it was, but it came out of nowhere, so i didn't know

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
do you use public toilets and piss on the seat?

Thats are you an *******.

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
i was guessing it was, but it came out of nowhere, so i didn't know pay attention.

$5 says Kali has this thread bookmarked, just in case.

Originally posted by Barker
$5 says Kali has this thread bookmarked, just in case.

crylaugh

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
pay attention.
can't do that, i am the definition of "wake and bake"

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
do you use public toilets and piss on the seat? yes


And i smear hershys on the walls

Originally posted by MR.Grum
yes


And i smear hershys on the walls

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
do you use public toilets and piss on the seat?

Only when drunk.

Originally posted by MR.Grum
yes


And i smear hershys on the walls some times i bring gravy and throw it on the floors and sinks(extra chunky gravy)

Originally posted by Secretus
Only when drunk.
once i heard the song ( 7th grade), i started pissing on the seats just to be an *******


oh and MR grum,
where do u think of this shit?

I'm the biggest a$$hole alive.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I'm the biggest a$$hole alive.


I concur.

Originally posted by Secretus
I concur. Your mom concurs.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Your mom concurs.

Once you dig that old ass whore up, I'll believe you.

Originally posted by Secretus
Once you dig that old ass whore up, I'll believe you. I'm having sex with her as we speak.

Ask her where she hid my Luke (hoth) action figure. I can't find it. Tell the ***** it better be in mint condition.

Originally posted by Secretus
Ask her where she hid my Luke (hoth) action figure. I can't find it. Tell the ***** it better be in mint condition. I found it in her snatch. Looks like it's been there awhile.

Thats alittle strange since mom, and Dad were both men. Try the grave over, sicko. (hang on to luke)

Originally posted by Secretus
Thats alittle strange since mom, and Dad were both men. Try the grave over, sicko. (hang on to luke) I'm not a sicko.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I'm not a sicko.

Thats a surprise.

Originally posted by MR.Grum
yes


And i smear hershys on the walls me too. I write my name.