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i was 14 and lost it to this 17 year old spanish girl.

19, to some skank at a party....she swallowed.

12

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
12



12?

Ya 12, and there was no sex..LOL I feel off a horse and pop went the cherry.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
12 you told me you were 18!!!

Three. Then I found it with 12 and lost it again with 16

_ Bardock (Jesus Christ...stupid Sanctuary stupid...not letting me on my account, will ya)

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Ya 12, and there was no sex..LOL I feel off a horse and pop went the cherry.





how is that even possible?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you told me you were 18!!! >_> Sorry! Well hey I just freshly turned 22! Lets take this backstage?

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
>_> Sorry! Well hey I just freshly turned 22! Lets take this backstage?





ill rock your world maybe they dont call me tazz for nothing

Originally posted by PiruBlood
how is that even possible? Dunno but it is. My sister was riding a bike and ran into a tree and the bike was a boys bike and she racked her self hard enough to pop hers.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
>_> Sorry! Well hey I just freshly turned 22! Lets take this backstage?

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Dunno but it is. My sister was riding a bike and ran into a tree and the bike was a boys bike and she racked her self hard enough to pop hers.




man that shit is 2 funny.

15, i got high for the first time at a party and ****ed some chick i didnt/still dont even know

Originally posted by PiruBlood
ill rock your world maybe they dont call me tazz for nothing Pfffffffffffffffft

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Pfffffffffffffffft





get the bed ready and i got the magnum with me.

When your balls drop, Dont call me, Call Rogue.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
When your balls drop, Dont call me, Call Rogue.




my balls dropped many ages ago. i think your cotter is just to big and wide cause i have heard from some sources that they can here an echo everytime your getting nailed. your big cooter makes guys dicks look like some donkey riders riding down the grand canyon.

Oh noez.

Really they have? I wasnt sure, I was thinking you where a shemale with that voice of yours. But eh your not that lucky.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Really they have? I wasnt sure, I was thinking you where a shemale with that voice of yours. But eh your not that lucky.





your comeback made no sence. how in the sam blue hell you gona judge a voice that you never even heard? oh and btw im more manly than what your husband is anyday. so why dont you hop in the shower and wash your beaver cause i can smell that shit all the way in the pjs. and just so you know i wouldnt eat your nasty sewer stickin grand canyon sloppy second p*ssy for all the weed on the east side of chicago.

Originally posted by Secretus
Oh noez.

Is this loli Secretus?

September 10th 2005.

15

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
September 10th 2005.
So I had just turned 16 about 4 months earlier.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
12

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/custom_avatars/avatar95278_2.gif

theres no way anyone got laid at 12. thats why im gona call bullshit on texasmoma. puberty dont kick in till about 13 -14

Originally posted by PiruBlood
theres no way anyone got laid at 12. thats why im gona call bullshit on texasmoma. puberty dont kick in till about 13 -14
It can start as early as age ten, possibly even before.

I'm guessing you're about 9.

Originally posted by PiruBlood
theres no way anyone got laid at 12. thats why im gona call bullshit on texasmoma. puberty dont kick in till about 13 -14

Girls start puberty sooner then guys there chief.

Originally posted by Secretus
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/Secretus74/pedobear1op8mm8.png

That's what I thought.

Originally posted by PiruBlood
theres no way anyone got laid at 12. thats why im gona call bullshit on texasmoma. puberty dont kick in till about 13 -14
Actually I've heard of women starting their periods at the age of nine. Please get an education before you tell someone what they have and have not done. kthx.

Originally posted by Barker
It can start as early as age ten, possibly even before.

I'm guessing you're about 9.





like i stated before kid im 22 you can check my profile if you wish. and before you get to the hole shit oh for 22 you cant spell for shit let me just state i have not slept for the past 3 days and i admit i never graduated hs i had more import things to take care of wich is my daughter. so with a ***** like you barker and to anyone else who wants to get smart by posting there spelling dictionarys and shit you can take that shit shine it up real nice and stick it up your ass. and as for your little cheap ass 9 year old comment dont being throwing your child molestation fantasies on the fourms barker you never know chris hansen may be watching you.

Originally posted by PiruBlood
like i stated before kid im 22 you can check my profile if you wish. and before you get to the hole shit oh for 22 you cant spell for shit let me just state i have not slept for the past 3 days and i admit i never graduated hs i had more import things to take care of wich is my daughter. so with a ***** like you barker and to anyone else who wants to get smart by posting there spelling dictionarys and shit you can take that shit shine it up real nice and stick it up your ass. and as for your little cheap ass 9 year old comment dont being throwing your child molestation fantasies on the fourms barker you never know chris hansen may be watching you.
Please get an education, let me repeat, before you insult others especially on their spelling. Your grammar sucks for one, and you spelled dictionaries wrong.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Please get an education, let me repeat, before you insult others especially on their spelling. Your grammar sucks for one, and you spelled dictionaries wrong.

EDIT

Originally posted by PiruBlood
EDIT
Nice insults man, very nice. Did you let your little brother type those up for ya?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Nice insults man, very nice. Did you let your little brother type those up for ya?




little brother? im the last of my family if you must know.

Originally posted by PiruBlood
little brother? im the last of my family if you must know.
Well I suggest you "grow some" then unless you want people to think you're some kind of retarded little kid.

7.

Wait, did you say "Virginity"?.

Oh, 16.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Well I suggest you "grow some" then unless you want people to think you're some kind of retarded little kid.





little kid? hmmmm ok w/e is that all you got? shit my 3 year old can come up with better insults than you.

Originally posted by PiruBlood
my balls dropped many ages ago. i think your cotter is just to big and wide cause i have heard from some sources that they can here an echo everytime your getting nailed. your big cooter makes guys dicks look like some donkey riders riding down the grand canyon. dood, you are an incredible a$$hole. why are you starting shit with everyone here?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dood, you are an incredible a$$hole. why are you starting shit with everyone here?
Funny thing is, he can't even spell cooter for one, and for two I have had sex with 2 different people in my entire life..hmm hell yeah my vagina is just one big ass gaping hole from that. I quit with him about an hour ago.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Ya 12, and there was no sex..LOL I feel off a horse and pop went the cherry.



PiruBlood How hard is it for you to read the above? Your right I DIDNT have sex at 12, I was 17 before I had sex .

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
PiruBlood How hard is it for you to read the above? Your right I DIDNT have sex at 12, I was 17 before I had sex .

He's a few fries short of a happy meal.

Originally posted by Secretus
He's a few fries short of a happy meal.
I like happy meals.

Originally posted by Secretus
He's a few fries short of a happy meal. Your wrong, His missing the whole meal.

Now I want some McDonalds.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
7.

Wait, did you say "Virginity"?.

Oh, 16.

crylaugh

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Happy Meals are from BK, shitso. ....I think...
Nope. Mc's

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Happy Meals are from BK, shitso. ....I think...

Don't call me shitso!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'm sorry...hug

It's okay. salute

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Happy Meals are from BK, shitso. ....I think...

LULZ!

THAT WAS THE SECOND FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER WITNESED FROM A ****TARD! crylaugh

Originally posted by PiruBlood
how old were you when you first lost your virginity?

I'm sorry, but can you lose your virginity again, for a second time?

I lost it when RJ stripped in front of me. vin

23

Originally posted by Dustin
I lost it when RJ stripped in front of me. vin
You automatically lost your v-card when Rogue stripped for ya? DAMN he must be one fast f*cker!

I'm 18......and I'm still a virgin. So I don't even know why I'm posting in here... ermm Boredeom, I guess. nuts doped

16.

Originally posted by PiruBlood
theres no way anyone got laid at 12. thats why im gona call bullshit on texasmoma. puberty dont kick in till about 13 -14 I got pubes at 11. Still a virgin and not ashamed to admit it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dood, you are an incredible a$$hole. why are you starting shit with everyone here? It's all the peckerhead is good for. He takes internet badassry to the extreme.

Originally posted by PiruBlood
theres no way anyone got laid at 12. thats why im gona call bullshit on texasmoma. puberty dont kick in till about 13 -14

Even if she was twelve when she lost her virginity (which we know she wasn't if you read what she wrote) how an you still not have sex? Just cuz sh was 12 doesn't mean the guy was.sleepy

Don't respond to PiruBlood, he's not worth it.

LethalFemme likes the badasses.

PiruBlood is not a badass, he's a punk ass b*tch that acts badass online.

You to should get together, maybe have avon party or something.

Originally posted by Secretus
You to should get together, maybe have avon party or something. What are you implying?

ive never been laid but have been sucked off 4 or 5 times
im just shocked at all these ages you folks popped your cherries eg. 12, 13, 14 etc

Originally posted by colonelf40
ive never been laid but have been sucked off 4 or 5 times
im just shocked at all these ages you folks popped your cherries eg. 12, 13, 14 etc


I agree, it's called "I wish world". But out of all honesty, my giveashit meter can care less.

Originally posted by Secretus
I agree, it's called "I wish world". But out of all honesty, my giveashit meter can care less.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
What are you implying?


That you two seem to have alot of testosterone built up and should have a long talk about it. KMC isn't big enough for the two of you.

Originally posted by Secretus
That you two seem to have alot of testosterone built up and should have a long talk about it. KMC isn't big enough for the two of you.

Maybe a literacy test? Then of course you would win.

Originally posted by Secretus
That you two seem to have alot of testosterone built up and should have a long talk about it. KMC isn't big enough for the two of you. When have I been an internet badass or acted tough on KMC(when I wasn't joking). And why did you just quote yourself?

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
And why did you just quote yourself?

Maybe, drunk? I'll look into it.

Answer my other question pweez.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
When have I been an internet badass or acted tough on KMC(when I wasn't joking). And why did you just quote yourself?

If I remeber correctly you were banned because of him, no?

Originally posted by Secretus
If I remeber correctly you were banned because of him, no? Okay now that was bullshit. I was banned cause of that peckerhead, but whoever the pea brained mod that banned me was for some reason overlooked the shit he said.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Okay now that was bullshit. I was banned cause of that peckerhead, but whoever the pea brained mod that banned me was for some reason overlooked the shit he said.

I can tell that you're not bitter.

Originally posted by Secretus
I can tell that you're not bitter. Now I never said I was not bitter towards him, I hate the bastard, only that unlike him I'm not some testosterone fueled internet badass.

Gotcha ya. lol

Originally posted by Secretus
That you two seem to have alot of testosterone built up and should have a long talk about it. KMC isn't big enough for the two of you.
I agree.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Now I never said I was not bitter towards him, I hate the bastard, only that unlike him I'm not some testosterone fueled internet badass.





hey im not the one who through around the racial slurs man. and its pretty ovious your afraid because i havent seen you in months man. if im such an internet bad ass why you always logging on till after i leave?

Originally posted by PiruBlood
hey im not the one who through around the racial slurs man. and its pretty ovious your afraid because i havent seen you in months man. if im such an internet bad ass why you always logging on till after i leave?
Sock?

I'm still a virgin...

Originally posted by lord xyz
I'm still a virgin...






go get some pussy man. your in london kid go find yourself a london girl.

Location: England, no I'm not near London

18

You were wonderful too, my love.

wanker

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
wanker



That's not nice!

Originally posted by PiruBlood
i was 14 and lost it to this 17 year old spanish girl.

I call bullshit... by the way you flaunt your "feats" around here, it's a safe bet you've never been laid. Oh, fingering your own @sshole in the shower doesn't count as "losing your virginity", not even "anal virginity".

Originally posted by PiruBlood
i was 14 and lost it to this 17 year old spanish girl.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a177/Vathu/Funny%20shit/NOONECARES.jpg

First lost your virginity.......hmm

I didn't post a serious response yet. vin


I lost mine at 17.

Originally posted by Estacado
First lost your virginity.......hmm

Yeah, like penis/vagina and/or anal, . Not sure if oral counts in terms of virginity, the council is still flip-flopping on that one; if positive, then you could lose your virginity a total of 3 times.

P.S. I know Pirublood did't mean that and he just said "first" because he's a moron.

Originally posted by Robtard
Yeah, like penis/vagina and/or anal, . Not sure if oral counts in terms of virginity, the council is still flip-flopping on that one; if positive, then you could lose your virginity a total of 3 times.

P.S. I know Pirublood did't mean that and he just said "first" because he's a moron.
I love you.

Originally posted by PiruBlood
hey im not the one who through around the racial slurs man. and its pretty ovious your afraid because i havent seen you in months man. if im such an internet bad ass why you always logging on till after i leave? Racial slurs? Lol you mean when you quoted me and edited my quote to make me sound racist? And I'm on these forums more than you mane.

Originally posted by Robtard
I call bullshit... by the way you flaunt your "feats" around here, it's a safe bet you've never been laid. Oh, fingering your own @sshole in the shower doesn't count as "losing your virginity", not even "anal virginity".

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I love you.

I love you too?

I was 19...

a prowd owner of an unpopped cherry.

Originally posted by Lana
I was 19...

*unbuckles*

Go on...

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
a prowd owner of an unpopped cherry.

Profiled. crylaugh

Originally posted by Punkyhermy




hug

Originally posted by Robtard
I love you too?
Good! durty

Originally posted by Punkyhermy





how do i find rolly this fine afternoon?

I'm good, I ordered some pizza.

Originally posted by Estacado
First lost your virginity.......hmm

Translation: still a virgin. yesermm

I still have my virginity

fourteen years old

i was thirteen years old and it happend during a camping trip in Italy...wasn't fun just loads o' mosquito bites..

Originally posted by Kutulu
Translation: still a virgin. yesermm

His questioning of the posters wording is valid. "First lost", understand now?

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i was thirteen years old and it happend during a camping trip in Italy...wasn't fun just loads o' mosquito bites.. damn....was she that flat chested?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
damn....was she that flat chested?

no...it was that mosquito infested..

13-14.

Originally posted by JacopeX
13-14. You can't tell the difference between one year ago and two years ago?



Even for something like this?

Everyone who's a virgin, save it for as loooong as you can.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Everyone who's a virgin, save it for as loooong as you can.

No fun in that.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Everyone who's a virgin, save it for as loooong as you can. **** that. I'll go all the way and then some.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Everyone who's a virgin, save it for as loooong as you can.

Like you did.

Originally posted by Vathu
No fun in that.
Well it isn't when you're not saving it "for a special someone" and want to get rid of it asap. But if you were, it's well worth it. Sechs is Sechs though...

Originally posted by lord xyz
**** that. I'll go all the way and then some.

Does "then some" mean come on her face or something? haermm

Originally posted by Tattoo
No, all the way with a woman, then all the way with a dude.

Eww.

It'd be better if he gave her a nice protein mask.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Or a protein shake. ermm

I'm not down for her to swallow, it makes me shudder inside. ermmnone

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Wow are you serious? You want the woman to be a spitter?

Yeah, I'd rather have it on her chest or face then have her swallow it.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Understandable! But wow...shocking.

I just never though girls actually like to do it. srug

Anyway, to me, blowing it on a girls chest or face if she would be ok with it, is uber sexual.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Every girl is different, honey buns.
w00t Gives ya images for the next time ya get horny, huh?

I know.

Of course. jwank

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I knewd it! I knewd I could figure men out.

We're not that hard to figure out.

Men need 3 key things in life, sex, food and beer, we can be loving creatures but give us those 3 things and we are in heaven.

Originally posted by Tattoo
...you're a man? ermm

If a girl wants to chug some man juice...w00t.

Yeah.... ermmnone

I mean if the next girl I date is all like "Derek, come in my mouth I want to taste your juice." I'd be more than happy to. But I don't feel the need to pop off in her mouth without informing her or make her swallow like some guys I know do.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
What do you think women need? (Take a guess)

The same things? jlaugh

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Eh...some women in this world might. I guess I'll let your answer slide...but don't let it happen again! schmoll

Women are confusing.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
droolio So are men.....I think men are more confuzzling than women are to be quite honest.

I think women are confusing as hell.

Originally posted by Vathu
I like coke, not beer.

Or milk. ermmha

You don't count.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
droolio So are men.....I think men are more confuzzling than women are to be quite honest.

And no.

We just seem confusing.

Women seem like ****ing Da Vinchis code to us men. ermmha