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(To the tune of I wanna be a Brady) Nick at Nite created this awesome song for a Brady Bunch promo. I hope most of you have the tune in your head. If not just read the fuc.king thing like a poem or an ode.

I wanna be like Dust-ay
I wanna get the girls and shit,
Walk around all day downtown,
With chicks showing me their t.its.

I wanna be like Dust-ay,
And make the hot chicks squeal,
Getting hand jobs and nipple licks
While smoking at the wheel

I wanna be like Dust-ay
And post a pic on KMC
I'd be like an Oscar-Mayer Weiner
Everyone would be in love with me,

I wanna be like Dust-ay
With a pudgy next of kin
I'd take him out so we could hit on girls
And so he'd know I'd always win

I wanna be like Dust-ay
Posting pics on KMC
Having girls like Hermy, LethalFemme and Naz
Getting their jollies

I wanna be like Dust-ay,
But sad to say I'm not
But ladies can you mail your underwear
'Cause that would be pretty hot...

Next up: I wanna be like Barker...

Yeah, I do have a lot of time on my hands (and man juice).

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Next up:

Take your time.

Originally posted by Secretus
Take your time.

Yeah, I know. It's pretty lame.