This is hilarious.
Note: I did not do this, I found it on a forum and thought you guys should see it. It is the most bad ass thing. Greg is trying to steal Brokens account stuff for steam games, Valve like Half-life etc. But when he finds out that he's trying to, he comes back with l337 pwnage.
br0kenrabbit says:
hi
Greg_ValveOLS says:
good evening
br0kenrabbit says:
What's ip?
br0kenrabbit says:
up?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team
br0kenrabbit says:
On MSN?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes 🙂
br0kenrabbit says:
Why?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information
br0kenrabbit says:
My information?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?
br0kenrabbit says:
No. I don't even have it written down.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?
br0kenrabbit says:
Well...
Greg_ValveOLS says:
if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L🙂
br0kenrabbit says:
Well
Greg_ValveOLS says:
dont worry this connect it secure
br0kenrabbit says:
Can I be honest with you, Greg?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
k
br0kenrabbit says:
Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.
br0kenrabbit says:
Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
huh?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
bs
br0kenrabbit says:
Trace it.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
how
br0kenrabbit says:
Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
oh k
br0kenrabbit says:
As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.
br0kenrabbit says:
I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
why?
br0kenrabbit says:
Have you read the ToS?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
Tod?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
tos
br0kenrabbit says:
terms of service
Greg_ValveOLS says:
were?
br0kenrabbit says:
Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
why
br0kenrabbit says:
I just told you why
Greg_ValveOLS says:
🙁
br0kenrabbit says:
I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
k
br0kenrabbit says:
First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxx xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says:
Is this you?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya
br0kenrabbit says:
Are you the only user of this account?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya
br0kenrabbit says:
Okay, and what is the username
Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says:
Okay.
br0kenrabbit says:
I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. 🙂
Greg_ValveOLS says:
some. dude
Greg_ValveOLS says:
m
br0kenrabbit says:
Do you always log on from the same IP?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya
br0kenrabbit says:
And who is your internet providers, your ISP?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says:
Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?
br0kenrabbit says:
What is your city of residence?
br0kenrabbit says:
That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says:
Illinios?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes
br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
why
br0kenrabbit says:
So I can update your account.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
can I play 2 nite
Greg_ValveOLS says:
clan fight
Greg_ValveOLS says:
wont win without me heh
br0kenrabbit says:
Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya
br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Give me just a moment.
br0kenrabbit says:
Try to log in now.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
k
Greg_ValveOLS says:
It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?
br0kenrabbit says:
Greg
Greg_ValveOLS says:
did u ban me???????????>WHY
br0kenrabbit says:
Greg
Greg_ValveOLS says:
what
br0kenrabbit says:
Valve will never ask for your username and password.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
what????
br0kenrabbit says:
I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
omg dude wtf why?
br0kenrabbit says:
Why were you trying to steal my account?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
i wanst
br0kenrabbit says:
Then why were you asking for my information?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it
br0kenrabbit says:
Greg
Greg_ValveOLS says:
dude pleas
Greg_ValveOLS says:
what
br0kenrabbit says:
Go mow some yards, *****.
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