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SelphieT
So yeah, I have a ton of respect for Ron Jeremy, and I think he's a pretty cool dude. So I added him on myspace(lame, I know). But anyways, I noticed he was having a debate with a "porn pastor" named Craig Gross.

This Craig Gross guy, on occasion, has these little get together-shin digs-meetings/whatevers, called "Porn and Pancakes", where apparently a bunch of people eat pancakes while he preaches on about porn.

What do you guys think? Check out the website.

xxxchurch.com

I don't feel like searching around the website myself, but I thought this might be something to share with the religion forum. I'm personally with Ron Jeremy on this whole topic, but check it if you're interested.

Storm
That religious conservatives would speak out against and oppose pornography is no surprise.

BackFire
Doesn't matter, they all secretly beat it to child porn.

They're all pervs.

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by BackFire
Doesn't matter, they all secretly beat it to child porn.

They're all pervs.

You say that like there was something wrong with it. confused laughing jk

dadudemon
Originally posted by BackFire
Doesn't matter, they all secretly beat it to child porn.

They're all pervs.

Not ALL of them do but yes, I would agree that there is too much perversion in the supposed "holy men". Is there a statistic out there that shows that there are more "pervs" in leadership positions in religion as compared the the population average?

BlaxicanHydra
Depends on the religion. Not all Christians and such have pastors/priests. Mine doesn't.

lord xyz
Another thread for Kali to spam. *sigh*

dadudemon
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Depends on the religion. Not all Christians and such have pastors/priests. Mine doesn't.

you have a leader/s though.

BlaxicanHydra
We don't have a leader, as in a pope or anything. The closet thing we have to any actual "leadership" are Elders, and they don't actually hold any authority, they're just more respected because they've been in the congregation longer then others, like 50+ years. But they're nothing like priests. They don't have the authority to get a child or person in to a situation where they could rape or molest them.

dadudemon
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
We don't have a leader, as in a pope or anything. The closet thing we have to any actual "leadership" are Elders, and they don't actually hold any authority, they're just more respected because they've been in the congregation longer then others, like 50+ years. But they're nothing like priests. They don't have the authority to get a child or person in to a situation where they could rape or molest them.

sooooo...you all just sit at church and read your books? no one teaches and no one learns from each other? Wait, I am assuming that you actually meet for worship...tell me more.

Boris
I'm very disappointed with this so called porn site... not one naked ***** on the front page... for shame.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Boris
I'm very disappointed with this so called porn site... not one naked ***** on the front page... for shame.

roll eyes (sarcastic)

Boris
I know... I know..

Keep the porn alive, brotha!

FIGHT THE POWA!

Melcórë
Originally posted by Boris
I know... I know..

Keep the porn alive, brotha!

FIGHT THE POWA!

That's perhaps the sanest thing I've heard said in this forum! stick out tongue

BlaxicanHydra
Originally posted by dadudemon
sooooo...you all just sit at church and read your books? no one teaches and no one learns from each other? Wait, I am assuming that you actually meet for worship...tell me more.

No, we basically all discuss it together. Even I, a 15 year old, go up and give talks and stuff. We all earn from each other, but my point is that there is no one dominant person or group of dominant people who make all the decisions. There IS a board that handles the economic decisions and such, but that's about it. There's nothing like a Pope or priests.

backdoorman
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
We don't have a leader, as in a pope or anything. The closet thing we have to any actual "leadership" are Elders, and they don't actually hold any authority, they're just more respected because they've been in the congregation longer then others, like 50+ years. But they're nothing like priests. They don't have the authority to get a child or person in to a situation where they could rape or molest them.
Aren't "Elders" responsible for "disfellowshipping"? In any case, they are authority figures within a religious organization, if they set their mind on molesting kids I doubt it would take too much for them to be able to do it. In fact, I'm pretty sure I've heard of "Elders" being prosecuted for child abuse.

Imperial_Samura
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
We don't have a leader, as in a pope or anything. The closet thing we have to any actual "leadership" are Elders, and they don't actually hold any authority, they're just more respected because they've been in the congregation longer then others, like 50+ years. But they're nothing like priests. They don't have the authority to get a child or person in to a situation where they could rape or molest them.

Out of interest what group of Christians is this?



I know. I was expecting at least one image of a saucy Pope in fishnets. Very disappointed.

BlaxicanHydra
Originally posted by backdoorman
Aren't "Elders" responsible for "disfellowshipping"? In any case, they are authority figures within a religious organization, if they set their mind on molesting kids I doubt it would take too much for them to be able to do it. In fact, I'm pretty sure I've heard of "Elders" being prosecuted for child abuse.

I'm sure there ARE Elders who have molested Children before. I'm not going to lie to you and pretend my religion and everyone in it is perfect. In any group of people who have influence over others there will be those that abuse it. However my point was that it's not nearly as easy for the Elders in my religion too do things like that, then it is for..say.. priests. For example, it would actually look very suspicious for an 8 year old boy or girl to be in a room alone with an elder. Children are supposed to be supervised by there parents at nearly all times.

Imperial_Samura, I'm a Jehovah's Witness.

Imperial_Samura
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra

Imperial_Samura, I'm a Jehovah's Witness.

Ah, thank you.

BlaxicanHydra
*Let's the hate wash over him*

lil bitchiness
Theres a bit about ''if you have porn problems, Jesus will set you free''.

Im not sure why anyone would want to ask Jesus about porn problems.

Interesting site.

dadudemon
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
No, we basically all discuss it together. Even I, a 15 year old, go up and give talks and stuff. We all earn from each other, but my point is that there is no one dominant person or group of dominant people who make all the decisions. There IS a board that handles the economic decisions and such, but that's about it. There's nothing like a Pope or priests.

Which means...there are leaders...which is what I was getting at.

BlaxicanHydra
Too an extent, yes.

Schecter
Originally posted by BackFire
Doesn't matter, they all secretly beat it to child porn.

They're all pervs.

so i guess that makes you arch bishop

BackFire
Originally posted by Schecter
so i guess that makes you arch bishop

Nah.

Makes me god.

God of baby porn.

Imperial_Samura
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Theres a bit about ''if you have porn problems, Jesus will set you free''.

Im not sure why anyone would want to ask Jesus about porn problems.

Interesting site.

For some reason I imagine something like this:

Man: Jesus... I don't know how to say this... I have a problem.

Jesus: Allow me to help, what is your problem.

Man: Well it is a porn problem. Mainly I can't find any good porn.

Jesus: Well, why didn't you say so. I know this great place down town. Tell them Jesus sent you will never be lost for porn again. It is a bit like that story about the fish. Only with porn instead of fish.

Man: You truly are the Messiah who has freed me of my porn problem.

Jesus: True, true, it is as I always say - spread the love.

Schecter
Originally posted by BackFire
Nah.

Makes me god.

God of baby porn.

hahaha new title: LOL BABY PORN

Boris
Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
I know. I was expecting at least one image of a saucy Pope in fishnets. Very disappointed.

I was thinking more like naughty nuns.. or a naughty girl has been late for bible studies.. now she must be punished.

Damn.. christian porn sounds fun as hell.... evil face

BackFire
Originally posted by Schecter
hahaha new title: LOL BABY PORN

DO IT

Imperial_Samura
Originally posted by Boris
I was thinking more like naughty nuns.. or a naughty girl has been late for bible studies.. now she must be punished.

Damn.. christian porn sounds fun as hell.... evil face

It does, doesn't it?

SelphieT
Originally posted by Boris
I was thinking more like naughty nuns.. or a naughty girl has been late for bible studies.. now she must be punished.

Damn.. christian porn sounds fun as hell.... evil face

Yeah...........

I wouldn't mind playing around with a white collar...... it'd be pretty kinky.

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