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Whisper
How about "Indiana Jones and the Legend of the Quest for the Lost City of the Diamond Skull Gods"?

Add your own!

Kazenji
Indiana jones and the chocolate factory

apoc001
Indiana Jones and the Beanstalk

ragesRemorse
Indiana Jones and the last nazi

Admiral Akbar
Indiana Jones and the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence.

PiruBlood
indiana jones and omg my back!

Kazenji
Indiana Jones and the search for Lucas's Sanity.

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Chronicles of Credibility.

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the smell of cabbage.

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Journey to the Old Folks Home.

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the physics defying kitchen appliances

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Gophers from CGI Hell.

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the script of excrement.

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Raping Fury from Skywalker Ranch

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the anus of filmmaking.

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Search for the A$$hole of the World

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and when he finds it

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Secret of a Good Script.

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the sudden loss of cred

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Search for Lawrence Kasdan.

Sadako of Girth
laughing out loud

Indiana Jones and the inappropriate gophers of pain.

queeq
Indiana Jones and his Catchy Title Song: No Mutts no Glory.

Sadako of Girth
LOL

Indiana Jones and time he sent his son into the surface of the sun.

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Botox that will make Marion young and beautiful again

Sadako of Girth
And give her her personality back again...? stick out tongue


Indiana Jones and the Xenomorphs from Aliens

queeq
Indiana Jones vs. Aliens vs. Predator

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the entire Third reich all at once.

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Explosions from Bay.

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and The Birds.

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Disposition of Michael Bay's body

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the room of shame

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Raid on Bruckheimer's Office.

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the revenge of Short Round

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Thousands Identical Overacted Screams of Willie Scott.

Sadako of Girth
laughing out loud

Indiana Jones and the return of Zombie Belloq

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Rejunevination of Hot Yum-Yum Elsa.

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and Elsa's crack

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Nasty New Episode Titles.

Sadako of Girth
(Whhhhhaaaaaaaaaatt...?!! She fell down a crack....!! Thats all I was saying...!) shifty

Indiana Jones and and the time he moved in with that young Asian boy that no-one likes to talk about.

queeq
Indiana Jones and The End.

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the times after the end that were shown to us through his son Mutt's eyes. *Cue mass suicide*

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Deadly Skywalker Ranch

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and when that homing boulder from the South American temple at the beginning of Raiders finally catches up with him after 30 years of finding him..

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Painful Crunch.

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and that time he walked 7 and a half miles for cigarettes, then found the shop to be closed.

queeq
Indiana Jones and Great Cigarette Shop Break-In.

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the time shortly after that when he was chased out of the cigarette shop by a giant ball of nicotine patches.

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Horde of Dancing Bananas.

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the time he found Mutt trying to hide one in his bottom.

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Horrific Moment he had to help to get it out.

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the proctologists of doom

queeq
Indiana Jones in Deep Sh!t

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the day not much happened.

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Great Disappearing Act in Indy V

Sadako of Girth
Mutt Jones featuring the old man occasionally

queeq
Muutiana Jones and a Whole New Franchise No One has been Waiting For.

Sadako of Girth
Yes. Thats exactly it.


Indiana Jones and the realisation that if a benevolent god did exist, it all would have ended at Indy III, with the Ark coming back and destroying everyone that would have been in a number..

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Death of Certain Filmmakers.

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the more thorough or actually existant creative process like back in the day

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Domination of the Skywalker Ranch Tyrant.

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and wasted 2 and a half hrs of my life

queeq
Indiana Jones and More Wasted Hours to Come.

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the masses of people refusing to see the next one if Leboeuf is in it.

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Movie without Ford.

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the bananawhip adversary.
http://www.pic4ever.com/images/banana_smiley_15.gif

queeq
Indian Jones and the Outcry: Hey You Stole My Banana

Sadako of Girth
lol




http://www.free-emoticons.co.uk/emoticons/Banana/ojoj7.gif

queeq
I even got that beat:

http://www.free-emoticons.co.uk/emoticons/Banana/****.gif

Sadako of Girth
I see only signage.

http://www.free-emoticons.co.uk/emoticons/Banana/guitar.gifhttp://www.free-emoticons.co.uk/emoticons/Banana/pianodance.gifhttp://www.free-emoticons.co.uk/emoticons/Banana/sado.gifhttp://www.pic4ever.com/images/123.gifhttp://www.pic4ever.com/images/Bananeyessss.gif

queeq
Darn... where did it go??


Ah.... it doesn't work... well, I give you this one then:

http://www.free-emoticons.co.uk/emoticons/Banana/static20.gif

Sadako of Girth
http://www.free-emoticons.co.uk/emoticons/Banana/static14.gif

Ha. stick out tongue

queeq
Hehehe

Sadako of Girth
partytime

queeq
http://www.free-emoticons.co.uk/emoticons/Cool/cool0012.gif

Sadako of Girth
man

queeq
http://www.free-emoticons.co.uk/emoticons/Tongue/tongue025.gif

Sadako of Girth
http://www.pic4ever.com/images/Ghelyon.gif

queeq
http://www.free-emoticons.co.uk/emoticons/Drinking/drinking52.gif

Sadako of Girth
http://www.pic4ever.com/images/www_MyEmoticons_com__fishing.gif

queeq
http://www.free-emoticons.co.uk/emoticons/Sick/sick0006.gif

Sadako of Girth
http://www.free-emoticons.co.uk/emoticons/Banana/juggle.gif

queeq
Done that one already...

time to write an angry letter.

http://www.pic4ever.com/images/banana_smiley_11.gif

Sadako of Girth
And heres the signpost indicating the few that you used that I used first also being painted....

artist

queeq
My letter goes in the mail:

http://www.free-emoticons.co.uk/emoticons/Banana/email.gif

Sadako of Girth
Wow! That got here fast!

















Hmmmmmmmmmmm.......

http://www.pic4ever.com/images/kaffeetrinker_2.gif

Wow...! You like to relieve stress after long days behind the behind the lense wearing a dress and pretend to be Pippi Longstocking whilst having a team of Football players dressed as CGI monkeys and gophers urinate on you...?

Wow...thats a big confession...!!!

queeq
Indeed. Oh, I forgot that on Sundays I wear the mother superior costume.

Sadako of Girth
laughing out loud

queeq
I especially love the cane.

Sadako of Girth
I bet.... Have you ever considered joining the conservative party..? stick out tongue

queeq
I AM the conservative. Mr. Tory himself.

Sadako of Girth
Hahahaha and now you recieve regular ass lickings from the Lib Dems... stick out tongue

queeq
Nah, I just manipulate the powers that be for my own amusement.

Sadako of Girth
Stout fellow.

queeq
Of course

Sadako of Girth
Now command them to make season 7 of LOST... stick out tongue

queeq
All good things must end... that is why the new V gets a new season. wink

Sadako of Girth
hahaha True that what banal shit that is.. the original was WAY superior.

queeq
Way indeed. Although I did like how it started out... but it got stale pretty fast.

Sadako of Girth
At the end credits of the pilot....?

queeq
Hehehe... something like that. But the women were hot, so they kinda kept my attention.

Sadako of Girth
We have porn for that.

And it has more character depth too.

queeq
Porn? I think I have heard of that. Do you have any titles you can recommend?

Sadako of Girth
Well for me its a centerfold of the latest Gibson catalogue, of course. wink

queeq
Of course.

Sadako of Girth
But the Internet has made all conventional pron mediums obsolete except for in Internetless environments.

queeq
Which I actually like... it improves access and availability.

Sadako of Girth
And VDUs dont stick together.

queeq
VDU's??

Sadako of Girth
Visual
Display
Unit

queeq
Ah... okay. e-Book?

Sadako of Girth
I guess they have one, yes...

queeq
I bet they do.... although an iPad with wifi will make all magazines obsolete.

Sadako of Girth
Heh. Laptops already did that... stick out tongue

queeq
Well..... not quite.

Sadako of Girth
How so...?

queeq
Well, a laptop is still a thing you have to open, use key and a mouse pad... iPad is much easier.

I saw a golden iPad today...

Sadako of Girth
Yes, but at least you can flip the lid down and go back to pretending to be filing tax returns or some other similarly inoccuous activity when the wife comes in, with a Laptop.

queeq
HAHAHA... good point.

Kazenji
Indiana Jones and the Kabuki Mayhem.

Sadako of Girth
LOL

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Vice of the Vuvuzela

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the cream of eternal soothing

Kazenji
Indiana Jones and the Lost Retirement Home

Sadako of Girth
stick out tongue

Indiana Jones and old biddy fury at the late paperboy

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Zimmerframes of Zanzibar

Sadako of Girth
LOL Indiana Jones and the hip fracture of the fall

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Dentures of Despair

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the Colonic Irrigation of Terror

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Ode to the Old Folks Home

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the Mummified stool sample

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Wrinkles of Wrath

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the bedsores of pus

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Arctic Arthritis

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the Glymcoma of blindness

(To be cured in the sequel: Indiana Jones and the Land of the relaxed marajuana laws)

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Hearing Aids from Hell

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and that nice nurse who gives him those bedbaths.

Kazenji
Indiana Jones and the Cricket Munchers.

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Bedpans o' Blivion

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the forests of mehhhhh

queeq
Indiana Jones and the....... errr.... the forgotten title...

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the apocalypse at the laxative factory

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Demons of Dementia.

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the underpants of Atlantis

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Food for the Toothless.

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the dementia patients screaming at night on the wards for long dead relatives and friends

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Search for a Nice Plot on the local Cemetery.

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the Quest for the unfortunately misplaced teeth

queeq
Indiana Jones on the Brim of Baldness.

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and the adult diapers of chaos

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Terrible Revelations of the Food that was cooked to Death for the Toothless.

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