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When you woke up this morning, what was your first thought?

I can't wait for this hangover to go away.

"I have to pee."

"Where am I?"

Originally posted by MR.Grum
that and aww man morning wood

jlaugh

why am I on the floor?

Who's crying? (and then I need to shower)

" I wonder how much longer I can sleep "

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
" I wonder how much longer I can sleep "
That's what I usually go on a school day.

Originally posted by MR.Grum
and then you gota wax that wood

Nah, it goes away after I drain the main vein. 131

Originally posted by MR.Grum
mine it taunts me and then i feel like a noob

That sucks.

Originally posted by MR.Grum
yeah and then it picks fights with my hand

Who ends up winning? 131

Originally posted by MR.Grum
both in different ways13

Plulzdunt. 131

Originally posted by Secretus
The apple pie?

crylaugh

why is my ass wet and sore?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
why is my ass wet and sore? oops

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
why is my ass wet and sore?

lol rape.

"My mouth tastes funny. I'm thirsty."

Originally posted by DarkC
"My mouth tastes funny. I'm thirsty." steeks

''WTF? I fell asleep during the movie?''

Originally posted by MR.Grum
steeks
*shrug* Everyone has their morning breath....mine tastes like cough syrup.

"My sheets are soft."

Originally posted by Ambience
"My sheets are soft."
I never sleep with sheets anymore, they get tangled up too much. disgust

Originally posted by DarkC
I never sleep with sheets anymore, they get tangled up too much. disgust

They were all in a ball on my feet, but still soft. <3

Originally posted by Ambience
They were all in a ball on my feet, but still soft. <3
Good old fabric softener.

I use like, just one sheet because sleeping on a bare mattress kinda sucks....but it still gets tangled up!


It took me fifteen minutes of groping around one morning until I found it, somehow lodged under the bed.

*uhh i need a shower*

omfg! mr. bacon is in d.c!!

"already?"

"WHAT!?........okay....."

Mom woke me up just to feed the cat. Lame.

'school' and 'I dont wanna get up'

Originally posted by Yoshi Fanatic
When you woke up this morning, what was your first thought? Who is going to piss me off today

Originally posted by Yoshi Fanatic
When you woke up this morning, what was your first thought?
Damn I hope I'm not too late to watch the Waltons.

"I really don't want to ****ing go to school.

Oh wait, maybe I do."

"Hmm... it appears I have yet again engaged in alchohol-induced shenanigans with the female anatomy. Dare I roll over, only to discover the morbidly obese Freshman that has no business in tube tops? Or perhaps it's the Japanese exchange student. Yes, it was only a matter of time... Now, to claim my prize- PROFESSOR?!"

THE END

Originally posted by Barker
"I really don't want to ****ing go to school.

Oh wait, maybe I do."

that about sums it up...

I should put on clothes.vin

Originally posted by Barker
"I really don't want to ****ing go to school.

Oh wait, maybe I do."

I should get my pikachu to lvl 70 today vin

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I should put on clothes.vin

Oh god tell me I didnt sleep with her scared

"Oh **** not again... MOM! There's a Mexican in my bed !"

Originally posted by Kram3r
You'd love to say that at least once, wouldn't you? 131 once a week for him.

Originally posted by Yoshi Fanatic
When you woke up this morning, what was your first thought?

I want to "rape" my wife because she is looking sexier everyday AND I have to go pee...

Originally posted by dadudemon
I want to "rape" my wife because she is looking sexier everyday AND I have to go pee...

Am I late for work?

I need more sleep sleepy

Why is there peanut butter on my cock'n'balls?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Why is there peanut butter on my cock'n'balls?

That isn't peanut butter, sorry. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
You'd love to say that at least once, wouldn't you? 131

Yeah, but all the woman I sleep with are actually good looking, so tough break huh? haermm

thought when i woke up:

"What's that noise? too loud. I wanna go back to sleep." *rolls over* "Darn. too loud. can't."

Originally posted by Kram3r
You're actually quick on your feet for once and not just quick in, well, other areas, kudos. 131wank

I run track in Utah, keeps my stamina up 131wank

Originally posted by Kram3r
That isn't peanut butter, sorry. haermm

Oh Kram3r, not again. Bwah bwah bwah bwaaaaaah!

Originally posted by Kram3r
Too bad it doesn't keep the stamina of other things up. haermm


Yeah thats why I masturbate frequently haermm

Me = Fail Life haermm

first three thoughts...

"oh man... work..."
"I wonder hows she's feeling..."
"oh god...it's hard again..."

What time is it?

Gotta pee!

I must turn off the alarm clock.

Not yet.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

why are they making a noise, I wanna sleep I've not had 8 hours!