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How long would it take you to eat a whole shark? could you do it?
How much beer would you need?

if you have beer why do you need to eat a shark?

You could not eat that much meat without a drink, you need the meat in you, protein

How much of the shark would we have to eat?

I would never finish it

Before I got close it would get bad

Originally posted by LostDoctor
How long would it take you to eat a whole shark? could you do it?
How much beer would you need?


WTF?

In Soviet Korea, shark eats you.

What kind of tools would we be able to use?

I love sharks too much to ever think of eating one.

Originally posted by LostDoctor
How long would it take you to eat a whole shark? could you do it?
How much beer would you need? If i were a zombie that didnt have to breathe so i could stay under water longer, then i'd say a matter of 4 hours. Depending on the size and type of shark.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I love sharks too much to ever think of eating one.

They love to eat people, you can use a big knife and folk to cut it.

A folk? This thread needs to be eaten by a shark ..

Originally posted by LostDoctor
How long would it take you to eat a whole shark? could you do it?
How much beer would you need? I didn't realise that eating required beer, then again, I'm not an alcoholic.

I could eat a dwarf shark in less than a minute, not to much of a challenge

Depends on the size of the shark. Thank you, Council, for ruining our fun.

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If LethalFemme's nickname was shark, it'd probably take me all night haermm

Originally posted by LostDoctor
Drinking beer makes you eat more, as soda wont.

This size

http://www.paddlenround.com/img/shark-kayak.jpg Smoke pot if you reallly want to eat a shark, don't drink beer.

Originally posted by LostDoctor
They love to eat people, you can use a big knife and folk to cut it.
Sharks don't single out people. And have you ever heard of a case where they actually "ate" the person? No..they bit one of their limbs and found out it wasn't what they wanted.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
And have you ever heard of a case where they actually "ate" the person? No..

Yes.

I wouldnt eat shark.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
And you must be referring to JAWS or Deep Blue Sea. If you aren't, and it is a real life situation, those are very very rare.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1046/sharkhaicq8.jpg

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Leave it up to teh Roland to post something like that. Lolz.

I got another one too. jwank

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/9306/sharkcyberyj6.jpg

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
That's good.

Good in a funny way? haermm

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
'course.

Awesome. 31

Originally posted by LostDoctor
How long would it take you to eat a whole shark? could you do it?
How much beer would you need?
I wouldn't eat one in the first place.