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The funniest joke that has ever been told according to research is the following:

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

OMFGcrylaugh

Heard it.

i didn't lol

Old one but a good one

Originally posted by lord xyz
Heard it. Originally posted by ladygrim
i didn't lol

ha, that was funny.

Made me chuckle. A little.

Originally posted by Slay
Made me chuckle. A little. that is because it was you doing the shooting

Originally posted by lord xyz
Heard it.

I didn't find it all that funny

Originally posted by Slay
Made me chuckle. A little.

Originally posted by Slay
Made me chuckle. A little.

Originally posted by Slay
Made me chuckle. A little.

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
I didn't find it all that funny

A lot of people does not hug

But the majority of the research groups did

You're all laughing? I'm not laughing.

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
The funniest joke that has ever been told according to research is the following:

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

What were they, researchers of PHAIL?

Originally posted by TRH
OMFGcrylaugh

Old joke. Doesn't make me laugh anymore.

Eh.

Originally posted by Vathu
What were they, researchers of PHAIL?

Regular researchers ermm

love it never heard it before but it sounds like one of the old jokes, most new ones contain drugs, sex or other forms of such things

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
The funniest joke that has ever been told according to research is the following:

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

where's the joke?

If you read it trough you will see it

When I heard it, itOriginally posted by Slay
Made me chuckle. A little.

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
where's the joke? He made sure he was dead by shooting him.

Originally posted by lord xyz
He made sure he was dead by shooting him.

wasn't really funny

Did I say it was funny? hmm

I only said it was a joke shrug

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Did I say it was funny? hmm

I only said it was a joke shrug Bad researchers...

There is nothing wrong with the researchers ermm

Sometimes statistic does not give the best of result. That is all. The researchers did nothing wrong.

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Did I say it was funny? hmm

I only said it was a joke shrug

excuse ME

whats bad, what isnt good about someone shooting someone, its hilarious!!!

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
The funniest joke that has ever been told according to research is the following:

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
I chuckled. That's more than I expected to get from a joke over the internet. So for teh joke.

Sounds like Dick Cheney going out hunting, not a joke.

the joke had "woods" in it...lol.

I wanna go scuba diving with Dick Cheney. You guys think he'd f*ckin' harpoon me?

Originally posted by Scythe
I wanna go scuba diving with Dick Cheney. You guys think he'd f*ckin' harpoon me?

Depends, do you like being harpooned by DICK?

Anti-boioioioioioioioioioing...

Originally posted by Da Pittman
Old one but a good one

Well . . . . . it is old.

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
excuse ME

hmm




No

I've heard it before. I like that one.

amusing perhaps...

Originally posted by TRH
OMFGcrylaugh

Originally posted by Slay
Made me chuckle. A little.

Very good joke.

How did they determine whether it is the best?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Very good joke.

How did they determine whether it is the best?

This is what it said:

Originally posted by Bardock42
Very good joke.

How did they determine whether it is the best?

Im thinking maybe a voting system of some kind, just a guess.

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Etc 131wank

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