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I work at a book store, and every goddamned time I'm about to close, a BILLION people walk in o.o...why do they do that to me? After a long day of work, I just want to pack up and get the hell out of there. Majority of them are only there to browse o.o....again, WHY DO THEY DO THAT TO ME?! Inconsiderate bastardos! *Explodes*....

ok, so that was a little crazy....but I needed to vent ^-^

Anyone else have the same problamo when they're closing up? hmm

Give me the address. haermm

Because you touch yourself at night petpet

That only happens when I try to eat something, then I get pissed and throw it at them haermm

Originally posted by Roulette
I work at a book store, and every goddamned time I'm about to close, a BILLION people walk in o.o...why do they do that to me? After a long day of work, I just want to pack up and get the hell out of there. Majority of them are only there to browse o.o....again, WHY DO THEY DO THAT TO ME?! Inconsiderate bastardos! *Explodes*....

ok, so that was a little crazy....but I needed to vent ^-^

Anyone else have the same problamo when they're closing up? hmm

They try to be the last person in there so they can touch you but, so many people come in that they can't.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
They try to be the last person in there so they can touch you but, so many people come in that they can't.ermm

*trips, touches LF's boob*

Sorry, accident cryoh

Originally posted by Roulette
123 Fake Street haermm

The Simpsons, much? haermm

Originally posted by Roulette
Quiet your face hole petpet

You're a nutball haermm




Oh my holeh moleh, that must be it! oh

You didnt deny so it must be true shock

Says the bookshop nerd haermm



Nah she's lying, youre fugly as hell, etc haermm

Originally posted by Roulette
I work at a book store, and every goddamned time I'm about to close, a BILLION people walk in o.o...why do they do that to me? After a long day of work, I just want to pack up and get the hell out of there. Majority of them are only there to browse o.o....again, WHY DO THEY DO THAT TO ME?! Inconsiderate bastardos! *Explodes*....

ok, so that was a little crazy....but I needed to vent ^-^

Anyone else have the same problamo when they're closing up? hmm If they are only browsing what's it matter? It's not like you have a hard job. ermm

Originally posted by Tattoo
If they are only browsing what's it matter? It's not like you have a hard job. ermm

I can't close the store if they're still in it haermm...
but seriously though, why can't they browse at a reasonable time?
Stores have an opening time and a closing time...I can't hang around all night, waiting for them to leave.

Haha...oh, right...it's not one of those back-breaking jobs, so it can't be difficult

Quit your whining!

*pays the fake customers* 131

Originally posted by Roulette
I can't close the store if they're still in it haermm...
but seriously though, why can't they browse at a reasonable time?
Stores have an opening time and a closing time...I can't hang around all night, waiting for them to leave.

Haha...oh, right...it's not one of those back-breaking jobs, so it can't be difficult

You're not supposed to start your closing out until it's the closing time. That's when you lock the doors and then get everything situated and get out of there. The most time you lose is probably 10 minutes. 10 minutes more on your paycheck.

*just comes in* 131

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*trips and knees Mist in the balls*

Kram3r made me fall.cryoh



I bet Mist but them up to it.nahuh

Anything to get close to my balls nahuh


That does sound like something I'd do hmm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Quit your whining!

*pays the fake customers* 131

Haha, I hardly ever make threads...I'm allowed to whine ^-^


Originally posted by Tattoo
You're not supposed to start your closing out until it's the closing time. That's when you lock the doors and then get everything situated and get out of there. The most time you lose is probably 10 minutes. 10 minutes more on your paycheck.

Negative. The store that I work at has a lot of things out the front...we're actually meant to start packing up 10-15 minutes earlier so we can get it all inside the store on time.
The people walk into the store when I'm packing up, but also when I'm about to close the doors....they just walk right by me, as though they don't even see me.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I bet Mist but them up to it.nahuh

I wouldn't be surprised nahuh

Originally posted by Roulette
Negative. The store that I work at has a lot of things out the front...we're actually meant to start packing up 10-15 minutes earlier so we can get it all inside the store.
The people walk into the store when I'm packing up, but also when I'm about to close the doors....they just walk right by me, as though they don't even see me.



I wouldn't be surprised nahuh

Maybe you don't exist and this thread is like all in our minds.tripp

He gets off on sick shit like this. Has he ever told you the thing he does with women's shoes?shock

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Why are they shaped like lucky charms?hmm

Knew it.nono

Cause everybody loves my lucky charms haermm

Guilty cryoh

Originally posted by Roulette

Negative. The store that I work at has a lot of things out the front...we're actually meant to start packing up 10-15 minutes earlier so we can get it all inside the store on time.
The people walk into the store when I'm packing up, but also when I'm about to close the doors....they just walk right by me, as though they don't even see me.



They pretend you're not there, because you're fugly and they dont want to make eye contact with you nahuh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Maybe you don't exist and this thread is like all in our minds.tripp

He gets off on sick shit like this. Has he ever told you the thing he does with women's shoes?shock

Holy crap oh....I'm so scared laughcry

shock No...but if it's worse than sniffing them, then I don't want to talk to him ever again.

just scream "GET THE **** OUT!!" and then start crying while running around in circles and making duck noises..

That should work to clear the late comers...

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Kram3r did say they were magically delicious.haermm

Whore.mhm


lol bag

Touch them, maybe you'll get lucky haermm

And?mhm

Dont laugh at the fugo, its mean nahuh

Originally posted by Roulette
You're slowly killing my self-esteem laughcry

Slowly? Damn I must be doing a bad job tonight laughcry

Originally posted by Roulette
cry

Yeah, what the hell is wrong with you? laughcry

What, I was trying to stick up for youcry

I dunno, maybe if you posted a pic I might get inspiration laughcry

Originally posted by Roulette
Thanks, gotta remember to try that

Video tape it when you do.. vin

Originally posted by Roulette
I work at a book store, and every goddamned time I'm about to close, a BILLION people walk in o.o...why do they do that to me? After a long day of work, I just want to pack up and get the hell out of there. Majority of them are only there to browse o.o....again, WHY DO THEY DO THAT TO ME?! Inconsiderate bastardos! *Explodes*....

ok, so that was a little crazy....but I needed to vent ^-^

Anyone else have the same problamo when they're closing up? hmm

Yes! I have this problem at my work, but I work in a booze shop and it's illegal to serve alcohol in an off-licence after 10pm. Yet loads of people pile into the shop at like 9:58 pm trying to buy booze
I just have to hurry them along or refuse to serve them.

Originally posted by Roulette
F-fugo? cry *slap*

Not gunna happen, bub laughcry




Jub jub....then I'll put it on YouTube 13




Ohhh, shiz....and I thought I had it bad ...when it comes to alcohol, people go nuts!
Got any interesting stories from the ol' booze store?

YouTube is teh shit.

Originally posted by Roulette

Ohhh, shiz....and I thought I had it bad ...when it comes to alcohol, people go nuts!
Got any interesting stories from the ol' booze store?

A few. I remember the booze shop I used to work at, it was in one of the worst areas in the city. And full of alcoholics. There was one time I was closing up and putting the shutters down and a woman actually slid under almost on her belly to get in the store, before the shutters went down. The worst thing was she left her kid outside alone at 10 pm. The little girl was like 4 years old.

Originally posted by Roulette
F-fugo? cry *slap*

Not gunna happen, bub laughcry


Well we cant help that, but we can stop people from laughing cry

Yeah true, I guess I wouldnt want that face on my screen, might break laughcry

Originally posted by Roulette
Oh, wow...you'd stop them? You're so sweet touched

Exactly....h-hey, wait a minute laughcry

Nah just kidding, I cant keep a straight face touched

Pwnt laughcry

Your face = fail. laughcry

Thanks for reminding me laughcry

Originally posted by Roulette
I work at a book store, and every goddamned time I'm about to close, a BILLION people walk in o.o...why do they do that to me? After a long day of work, I just want to pack up and get the hell out of there. Majority of them are only there to browse o.o....again, WHY DO THEY DO THAT TO ME?! Inconsiderate bastardos! *Explodes*....

ok, so that was a little crazy....but I needed to vent ^-^

Anyone else have the same problamo when they're closing up? hmm

Close early.

Problem solved.

When I used to work at Blockbuster there would often be people who would wander in like 5 minutes before we were going to close up. You do have the right to tell them that you are closing the register in however many minutes, and that if they're not ready with their purchase by that time that you won't be able to do business with them.

Sometimes we would close like 5 minutes early and cut them off before they got in. One time this guy got really pissed off, still, we left on time. Well worth it.

Originally posted by Roulette
Thanks for reminding me laughcry

Welcome laughcry

Originally posted by BackFire
Close early.

Problem solved.

When I used to work at Blockbuster there would often be people who would wander in like 5 minutes before we were going to close up. You do have the right to tell them that you are closing the register in however many minutes, and that if they're not ready with their purchase by that time that you won't be able to do business with them.

Sometimes we would close like 5 minutes early and cut them off before they got in. One time this guy got really pissed off, still, we left on time. Well worth it.

Haha, I wish it was that easy ...my boss installed cameras a few months back, and we never know when he's watching o.o...he actually rang the store and told one of the girls to get to work when she was talking to another worker.

Yeah, I tell them (politely) that I'm going to close the store soon, but some of them just don't want to leave...it's very frustrating.

Nice work, BackFire

Originally posted by Mišt
Welcome laughcry

I don't know why I still love you laughcry

Originally posted by Roulette
Haha, I wish it was that easy ...my boss installed cameras a few months back, and we never know when he's watching o.o...he actually rang the store and told one of the girls to get to work when she was talking to another worker.

Yeah, I tell them (politely) that I'm going to close the store soon, but some of them just don't want to leave...it's very frustrating.

Nice work, BackFire



I don't know why I still love you laughcry

He's perving on you laughcry

Probably cause of my packagelaughcry

Mist has a tiny pickle......hehehehe

Originally posted by Roulette
Don't say that...s-seriously o.o....

What are you talking about? Your pickle is tiny laughcry

Why are you scared, he's not going to perv on a fugo like you 131

And yet you still come back laughcry

Originally posted by Roulette
Got to admit, that was gold.

I know....something's wrong with me laughcry




Naw, I love Mist because he has a beautiful soul....

haermm

I write my own material 131

Its ok, everyone does it laughcry


And my rack, pervert haermm

Originally posted by Roulette
OoOOooo, talent 13

Everyone? That's way too much bs laughcry

Yeah, your b00bs are huge haermm

Theres plenty more where that came from 131

Well, I cant be bothered typing Roulette, LethalFemme and silver_tears, so Ill just say everyone to save time laughcry

And real too haermm

Sinead O'Connor pisses me off.

Originally posted by Roulette
Alrighteh, show me some more A-grade stuff 13

B-but you just typed the names then haermm

Don't feel real to me laughcry....MASSIVE LETDOWN.

Cant reveal all my secrets13

Yeah, whats your point?haermm

Better than your plastic things laughcry

Yes, really.

Why? hmm

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yes, really.

Why? hmm

Well, baldness = balls....I give her kudos for being so hardc0re.

Yeah, I have the same problem. I work in a shop part time and people are always coming in at the last minute and taking ages. It's usually either stoners, or people who've dashed out of the pub at the last minute. The stoners are always the worst, they usually spend a good ten minutes arguing amongst themselves about which pringles dip to get.

Originally posted by Roulette
Well, baldness = balls....I give her kudos for being so hardc0re. Nah, trying to be all crazy is easy...she just seems pretentious and annoying to me.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Yeah, I have the same problem. I work in a shop part time and people are always coming in at the last minute and taking ages. It's usually either stoners, or people who've dashed out of the pub at the last minute. The stoners are always the worst, they usually spend a good ten minutes arguing amongst themselves about which pringles dip to get. It's odd, I have a similar problem. The clerks at my local store always try to throw me out after closing time. Very odd.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Yeah, I have the same problem. I work in a shop part time and people are always coming in at the last minute and taking ages. It's usually either stoners, or people who've dashed out of the pub at the last minute. The stoners are always the worst, they usually spend a good ten minutes arguing amongst themselves about which pringles dip to get.

Good holy god, that must be very annoying.
Have you ever told one of them to leave?


Originally posted by Bardock42
Nah, trying to be all crazy is easy...she just seems pretentious and annoying to me.

Haha, it is? oh I guess I've been giving her too much credit then.