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If you was offered 200k a year to be a Porn Star would you turn it down?

Don't need to. I'm Kram3r. 131wank

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8535/thuntitled1bu9.gif

Originally posted by FoxMeister
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8535/thuntitled1bu9.gif

What's that?

Originally posted by Council#13
What's that?
A pic of sum pure pwnage

Originally posted by LostDoctor
If you was offered 200k a year to be a Porn Star would you turn it down? For 200K a year I'd rent out my testicles as stress balls to office executives, so I see no problem in having casual sex in a safe environment while being filmed for the same total.

Dude, in a magazine? BORING!

Hell yeah I'd be up for videos. As long as I wouldn't have to do the really gross stuff.......(involving puking....eww).

No buttsecks and I'll say yes.

Originally posted by Captain REX
No buttsecks and I'll say yes.

Originally posted by Captain REX
No buttsecks and I'll say yes.


Co-signed.

Originally posted by Secretus
Co-signed. For you or the other person

Originally posted by Da Pittman
For you or the other person

I was agreeing with the Captain.

I would turn it down

me too, I was kidding.

I would maybe consider it if it was a one-timer with the same pay hmm

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
I would maybe consider it if it was a one-timer with the same pay hmm there ya go, abandon your values. all for $$$.

I said 'Maybe' flirt

It would be all up to how approving they are of my conditions

I'd be tempted to accept, but I'd have to turn such an offer down

Originally posted by FoxMeister
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8535/thuntitled1bu9.gif Kid looks like Vinny.

I'd do it, but no disgusting stuff

this is a funny topic... I'd never do it though.

I wouldn't do that for only 200k...I'm dadudemon bi**h!!!

Serioulsy, though, I don't think I would make a good Porn star...I have a six inch penis like most men

The question should be "Could you be a porn star"?

Most men can't stay erect for extended periods of time, nor can they come on cue. Most women can't take dick in every orifice for hours and make it seem like 'it's the cats pajamas'.

Originally posted by Robtard
The question should be "Could you be a porn star"?

Most men can't stay erect for extended periods of time, nor can they come on cue. Most women can't take dick in every orifice for hours and make it seem like 'it's the cats pajamas'.

You sir, are correct. (Thought I was going to say something else...didn't cha?)

Originally posted by LostDoctor
If you was offered 200k a year to be a Porn Star would you turn it down?
Yes, because I'm a one man woman.

I am not a pornostar!!

200K a year isn't worth it, compared to what some of the top pornstars garner with every appearance.

I would never be a porn star.

I'd be a pornstar if I was offered the right contract....

Originally posted by LostDoctor
If you was offered 200k a year to be a Porn Star would you turn it down?

yes. doped

Originally posted by LostDoctor
If you was offered 200k a year to be a Porn Star would you turn it down?

EDIT

Thaaaat's over the line...

Originally posted by LostDoctor
If you was offered 200k a year to be a Porn Star would you turn it down? dude yeah steeksgehy or straight!!

Originally posted by LostDoctor
If you was offered 200k a year to be a Porn Star would you turn it down?

I was offered a porn gig, but for less $$$

Originally posted by dadudemon
I wouldn't do that for only 200k...I'm dadudemon bi**h!!!

Serioulsy, though, I don't think I would make a good Porn star...I have a six inch penis like most men



I'm 7.5 hard, but only 3 inches soft


so if i were in porn, i would have to make sure i was constantly hard

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi



what ?

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
what ? nothing, man. I just kills me when people say how long their member is on the internet. Whether they are bragging or not, it's just funny.

not doubting you, it is just funny.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Dude, in a magazine? BORING!

Hell yeah I'd be up for videos. As long as I wouldn't have to do the really gross stuff.......(involving puking....eww).

shock

what kind of porn do you watch???

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
nothing, man. I just kills me when people say how long their member is on the internet. Whether they are bragging or not, it's just funny.

not doubting you, it is just funny.


It is funny. But if you don't beleive me, I'd me more than happy to send u a picture


And you know im not bluffing....

I watch asian cheerleader porn.

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
It is funny. But if you don't beleive me, I'd me more than happy to send u a picture


And you know im not bluffing....

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
It is funny. But if you don't beleive me, I'd me more than happy to send u a picture


And you know im not bluffing.... Dude, I dont EVEN wanna see your greasy ass gay penis.

If you get off telling others your penis size, more power.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dude, I dont EVEN wanna see your greasy ass gay penis.


Ofcourse you do

lol gaycock

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
Ofcourse you do of you send me a pic of your cock, I will be physically ill, man.

Send it to him. I'll lol

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I watch asian cheerleader porn.

what's up with the japanese and their schoolgirls fetish???

they're everywhere, and I'm not taking only about porn... and they always such a tease


but most look hot drool














... oh oh, Loli alert!

Asian chicks are way over-rated. There virgina's are just as slanty as there eyes.

My brother's a pornstar but I doubt I'd become one.

Originally posted by Secretus
Haha

hysterical

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
of you send me a pic of your cock, I will be physically ill, man.


oh please, you'll be dying to suck it droolio

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
oh please, you'll be dying to suck it droolio
I bet you have knob Cheese...

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
Nope. Just Seven Inches of Caramel droolio

loltiny. I hope it's atleast thicker than a pencil.

Originally posted by Secretus
loltiny. I hope it's atleast thicker than a pencil.


heee herrhh hheheh hehehrhehrhehrhheerrrrr

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
oh please, you'll be dying to suck it droolio in your dreams, greaseball. who do you think you are, Billy Zane?

F*ck no.

Originally posted by DarkC
F*ck no. prude.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
prude.
Yes, that's part of it.


Also, there is no way in hell I am letting some random gay porn addict in peru ogle my genitals, thanks.

Originally posted by DarkC
Yes, that's part of it.


Also, there is no way in hell I am letting some random gay porn addict in peru ogle my genitals, thanks. *ogles your genitals*

you need therapy.

Why?

because they are lying.

No. Never.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
because they are lying.

No, they were telling the truth!
Ahh, those childhood memories. <3

Originally posted by Secretus
You ****ing sock. Either way, you got what you deserved. Open up and say ahhhhh

I`m no ****ing sock, troll, or whatever kind of net-language You people use.
And why should I do that? Are you some kind of pervert?

sockie

just go.....theres the door, use it.

Doesn't matter anyway since you're a sock. Stop wasting our time with this bullshit. If you are a sock at least be original and make some good shit up ..

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
just go.....theres the door, use it.

No, I`m here on a mission. A very important person who were user here in the past, sendt me.

wanker

was it Joe?

Originally posted by Secretus
You ****ing sock. Either way, you got what you deserved. Open up and say ahhhhh

Seriously people, you need to stop accusing every new member of being a sock. ermm I doubt you have any proof of them being a sock anyway, except maybe they act like an ashole, well maybe they're just assholes by nature, geesh.

Originally posted by Naz
Seriously people, you need to stop accusing every new member of being a sock. ermm I doubt you have any proof of them being a sock anyway, except maybe they act like an ashole, well maybe they're just assholes by nature, geesh.

Most likely he is, Naz.

Originally posted by Secretus
Most likely he is, Naz.

Uuuh, cool guys. Sock detectives, huh?

The judge will return!

Originally posted by Malenfant
The judge will return!

lolretard

Originally posted by Secretus
lolretard no, just an idiot.

Yes i would but only if the chicks are hot and maybe if they were mixed raced or if i could perform with 2 chicks and i would not eat pu55y or do rim jobs or any other sick stuff like that.

but id love to perform with this hot exotic chick

http://www.apunkachoice.com/upload/actors/actgal3613.jpg

butter face.

who cares just as long she takes it up the a55 and yes she has too much make up on but f*ck it who cares she does have a pu55y after all.

yeah, you're a virgin.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yeah, you're a virgin.

Yep still a virgin at 21

Yet you are ready to say you could make your girlfriend raw all over?

What if you do not like sex? Kind of hard to keep your words then hmm

Hell yeah I would. dd

Originally posted by Kram3r
Don't need to. I'm Kram3r. 131wank

True, you'd do it for free 131wank

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Yet you are ready to say you could make your girlfriend raw all over?

What if you do not like sex? Kind of hard to keep your words then hmm whatever woman I am with, she will be sore in certain places on a regular basis. and my tongue will always be sore.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
whatever woman I am with, she will be sore in certain places on a regular basis. and my tongue will always be sore.

What is the reason you quoted me to say that? flirt

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Yet you are ready to say you could make your girlfriend raw all over?

What if you do not like sex? Kind of hard to keep your words then hmm

To be honest with you whats the point of loving a woman and not having sex with her?

I just want one woman and make love to her every night to keep her satisfied but if she feels uncomftable then thats ok with me coz i would never hurt any woman's feeling especially the woman i love.

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
What is the reason you quoted me to say that? flirt dont get your hopes up, blondie, you aint my cup of tea.

Besides, I am too much man for you.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dont get your hopes up, blondie, you aint my cup of tea.

Besides, I am too much man for you.

The only one you are fooling is yourself, hun hug

Originally posted by colonelf40
To be honest with you whats the point of loving a woman and not having sex with her?

I just want one woman and make love to her every night to keep her satisfied but if she feels uncomftable then thats ok with me coz i would never hurt any woman's feeling especially the woman i love.

There is a lot of points with that

There are people that do not at all enjoy sex shrug

Mostly women, but they come in 'Male' packages too

Originally posted by colonelf40
Yes i would but only if the chicks are hot and maybe if they were mixed raced or if i could perform with 2 chicks and i would not eat pu55y or do rim jobs or any other sick stuff like that.

but id love to perform with this hot exotic chick

http://www.apunkachoice.com/upload/actors/actgal3613.jpg
is it me or do you have too many pictures of women

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
The only one you are fooling is yourself, hun hug

you think you got it like that?

Originally posted by colonelf40
Yes i would but only if the chicks are hot and maybe if they were mixed raced or if i could perform with 2 chicks and i would not eat pu55y or do rim jobs or any other sick stuff like that.

but id love to perform with this hot exotic chick



okay....

I'm pretty sure you'd love to get head form your woman, but you wouldnt go down on her

...and if you're not into rimjobs, that's fine. but what if your girl likes it? hmm

either way, you sound insecure with your hygiene

Originally posted by colonelf40
To be honest with you whats the point of loving a woman and not having sex with her?

I just want one woman and make love to her every night to keep her satisfied but if she feels uncomftable then thats ok with me coz i would never hurt any woman's feeling especially the woman i love.

making love doesn't necessarily mean to have sex, especially not when you're the only one enjoying it.

and what do you mean about she feeling uncomfortable?
-that you'll stop and you wouldnt care if you didnt have sex?
-or you'll go on anyways?

Originally posted by colonelf40
who cares just as long she takes it up the a55 and yes she has too much make up on but f*ck it who cares she does have a pu55y after all.

you either like trannies or...

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
... Curious about boys? flirt hmm



Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yeah, you're a virgin.

I literally LOL

I just wanna f*ck b!tches all day and get paid! Why would i wanna lick pu55y that's already been f*ced with? Thats way off limits for me!

Celina wears too much make up, cant act for sh!t and does look like a TV

Then what about this chick?

Lara Dutta Former Miss Universe
http://i.indiafm.com/posters/lara/lara29.jpg

Why is that off limits for you?

Originally posted by S_D_J




I literally LOL well look at the way he posts. come on.

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Why is that off limits for you?

Coz pu55y is something to be f*cked with and thats that!
No rimjobs, no oral sex, no snowballs!

I just wanna f*ck the chick(s) in different postions anal/vaginal, throat f*ck them and then jizz into her mouth and its up to her if she decides to swollow or spit

Then just get paid. and smoke weed all day and do the same thing the next day!

Originally posted by colonelf40
Coz pu55y is something to be f*cked with and thats that!
No rimjobs, no oral sex, no snowballs!

I just wanna f*ck the chick(s) in different postions anal/vaginal, throat f*ck them and then jizz into her mouth and its up to her if she decides to swollow or spit

Then just get paid. and smoke weed all day and do the same thing the next day! deja vu?

Originally posted by colonelf40
Coz pu55y is something to be f*cked with and thats that!
No rimjobs, no oral sex, no snowballs!

I just wanna f*ck the chick(s) in different postions anal/vaginal, throat f*ck them and then jizz into her mouth and its up to her if she decides to swollow or spit

Then just get paid. and smoke weed all day and do the same thing the next day!

You would get fired quickly

People with demands such as yours can quickly be replaced

Since I believe it is not very tough to get hold of males to be porn starts

Males are expendable resources when it comes to porn

If you ask for too much: You get the directions to the door

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
You would get fired quickly

People with demands such as yours can quickly be replaced

Since I believe it is not very tough to get hold of males to be porn starts

Males are expendable resources when it comes to porn

If you ask for too much: You get the directions to the door she is wise.

I dont even think Pakis cannot even get jobs in the adult industry and you what f*ck it id rather be homeless and beg

Originally posted by colonelf40
I dont even think Pakis cannot even get jobs in the adult industry and you what f*ck it id rather be homeless and beg

I think you forgot to add 'know' in your sentence

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
I think you forgot to add 'know' in your sentence sheesh.....dude really doesnt have a clue.

I know

To another note, I find Paki's cute and I have no idea where he got the weird idea that being a Paki sucks shrug

It is like he is a racist to his own race

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
I know

To another note, I find Paki's cute and I have no idea where he got the weird idea that being a Paki sucks shrug

It is like he is a racist to his own race I am still waiting for your pick up tips.

I already provided it

Do not think you get more than that for free

Originally posted by colonelf40
Coz pu55y is something to be f*cked with and thats that!
No rimjobs, no oral sex, no snowballs!

I just wanna f*ck the chick(s) in different postions anal/vaginal, throat f*ck them and then jizz into her mouth and its up to her if she decides to swollow or spit

Then just get paid. and smoke weed all day and do the same thing the next day!

...and you wanna be a porn star???

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
sheesh.....dude really doesnt have a clue.

you guys gotta stop it or I'll die with laughter

I haven't LOL this much since the Pedobear thread

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I am still waiting for your pick up tips.

Me 2

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
I already provided it

Do not think you get more than that for free you most certainly did not, blondie. where?

I leave that for you to figure out

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
I leave that for you to figure out what a blank threat. tease. #carsex#

ninjay this is confusing

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
what a blank threat. tease. #carsex#
nice smilie

carsex

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
carsex
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/4392/6a00c225266cec8e1d00d41ld9.jpg

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
I know

To another note, I find Paki's cute and I have no idea where he got the weird idea that being a Paki sucks shrug

It is like he is a racist to his own race

ROTFLMAO!

Us Pakis are hated by everyone in the UK, from whites to black to even begalis/arabs/indian.

And stop with the sarcasm no one finds us Pakis cute so stop it.
We are hated in every single nation we live in from Canada to New Zealand.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
what a blank threat. tease. #carsex#

Stop cussing! It is a very simple tip for anyone who want to meet a nice girl

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Stop cussing! It is a very simple tip for anyone who want to meet a nice girl where and when did I cuss? and share this tip.

i see no tip

Originally posted by colonelf40
ROTFLMAO!

Us Pakis are hated by everyone in the UK, from whites to black to even begalis/arabs/indian.

And stop with the sarcasm no one finds us Pakis cute so stop it.
We are hated in every single nation we live in from Canada to New Zealand.
I never lie

she is teasing, I am getting a feel for her.

Originally posted by colonelf40
ROTFLMAO!

Us Pakis are hated by everyone in the UK, from whites to black to even begalis/arabs/indian.

And stop with the sarcasm no one finds us Pakis cute so stop it.
We are hated in every single nation we live in from Canada to New Zealand.

says the guy with "hot" body

Sound like ur gettin used to a car... " Im gettin a feel for her"

next u'll say "I think riding is goin to be easy"

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
where and when did I cuss? and share this tip.

Sorry I spend to much time with swedish people

I meant hint

And the hint was not directed at you in the first place

It was to the cussing elf

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Sound like ur gettin used to a car... " Im gettin a feel for her"

next u'll say "I think riding is goin to be easy" carsex

*Spits out drink all over screen* I SAY >:0

Originally posted by FoxMeister
*Spits out drink all over screen* I SAY >:0 dursmurphup

ferretsex are you a ferret?

YwYDL_3oMYs

Originally posted by LostDoctor
If you was offered 200k a year to be a Porn Star would you turn it down? no I would not like to have tons and tons of sex for money

I dont believe sarcasm is in the BB codes

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
no I would not like to have tons and tons of sex for money hey, your pants are on fire.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
hey, your pants are on fire.
Its probably for his next role

liar liar.

conan

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
hey, your pants are on fire.

Your old signature was better no matter how little I liked the actor

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Your old signature was better no matter how little I liked the actor

noone it's better than Mark Hamill


not even Brad Pitt