Have you ever wanted to have sex with a pig? · The Off-Topic Forum

Violent2Dope Restricted

Have you ever wanted to have sex with a pig?

With a hatchet?dur

Reverend Axel Cummin Soon

Did we just discover the dur smilie?

C. C. Cowgirl Queen of Feuds

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
With a hatchet?dur

Sure 🙂

Violent2Dope Restricted

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Did we just discover the dur smilie?

No I discovered it a week ago. My fave smilie is:doingit. So would you f*ck a pig with a hatchet?

C. C. Cowgirl Queen of Feuds

Yes 🙂

Violent2Dope Restricted

Where would you insert it, ass or vagina/penis?

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Where would you insert it, ass or vagina/penis?

Pigs have ridiculous thin penises, so you can rule that one out. You should really do a little research before you ask such questions.

C. C. Cowgirl Queen of Feuds

Yes 🙂

Violent2Dope Restricted

Originally posted by Robtard
Pigs have ridiculous thin penises, so you can rule that one out. You should really do a little research before you ask such questions.

It's an axe, you hack and slash til it fits.🙂 You sure know alot about pig penises tho huh?

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
It's an axe, you hack and slash til it fits.🙂 You sure know alot about pig penises tho huh?

You said "insert"; no amount of hacking will accomplish that. No, just that one fact.

Violent2Dope Restricted

Originally posted by Robtard
You said "insert"; no amount of hacking will accomplish that. No, just that one fact.

You can split it down the middle, and make a wound, it will be close to inserting it.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
You can split it down the middle, and make a wound, it will be close to inserting it.

Just accept the fact that you know (or knew, now) nothing of porcine anatomy and based your question off ignorance.

Violent2Dope Restricted

Originally posted by Robtard
Just accept the fact that you know (or knew, now) nothing of porcine anatomy and based your question off ignorance.

So when you clicked this you considered this a thread worthy of intellectual discussion, only to find out I made this thread cause I'm a sick weirdo who is just making a really stupid joke?

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
So when you clicked this you considered this a thread worthy of intellectual discussion, only to find out I made this thread cause I'm a sick weirdo who is just making a really stupid joke?

No, no... you misunderstood, I am playing the role of "nitpicking @sshole", it has nothing to do with your personally.

S_D_J Bane

Re: Have you ever wanted to have sex with a pig?

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
With a hatchet?dur

🤨

poor pig

what about taking that hatchet, cutting your penis with it, and then, insert it in you a$$ dur

just a thought 😈

Melcórë (Melcórë)

Not with a hatchet, no.

Guilty Gear Restricted

I'd expect a thread like this from V2D. 😛

Oh and Reverend Axel that is a kickass sig.

Captain REX Networking

Yeah, this is inappropriate...

In response to the thread, though...

I don't know, have you?