Originally posted by KMC_Drifter
Well, if you wear a Thanos t-shirt in there....you won't have to worry about me....you'd probably have half the bar wantin' to kick your ass. So, for your sake...I hope you wouldn't wear that...lol. It's a rough place in there at times. The bar is situated close to an Army Base...and those soldiers get rowdy when they are drunk and horny.
Well, I'm the only bouncer on duty from 7 p.m to 9 p.m. Just come in then. Again, you wouldn't laugh. I'm not the biggest bouncer as far as bulk goes at the Pegasus...but, I'm the best built. I have the best biceps out of all the security...and I wear a cowboy hat...so, you'd recognize me.
A lot of the girls are HOTTT....guaranteed. Hell, if you come...I'll try to hook you up with one...lol. But, please don't wear the Thanos t-shirt. You'll have everyone in there...from Bikers, rednecks, black gangsta/thug crowd, and soldiers. You'll find trouble fast if you wear shit like that...lol.
And to avoid a lawsuit against the club....and from being fired...I can't put my hands on you. I can only ask people to leave if they are too intoxicated or they are causing too many problems. If they refuse to leave...we call the cops. However, if one of em throws the first punch...hehehe...then, by law we have a right to DEFEND ourselves....that's a bouncer's loophole...lol. So, here, in Louisiana at least...if you witness someone bein' thrown out of a bar...usually...9 times out of 10...it's because the customer threw the first swing.
Of course this state wouldn't interest you. You aren't an outgoing person. I'm sure you don't know the first thing about huntin' or fishin'.
This state is known as the Sportman's Paradise for a reason. Of course...if you were raised like I was...you'd enjoy doin' that shit....it's a lot of fun...not to mention relaxin'....if you can stand the summer time humidity here....well, for fishin' anyway. Deer huntin' season is still a few months away...and the weahter is more tolerable then...not too cold...just right. first off id never kill a deer and despise hunting for sport. second off ur right i dont care for fishing or most of that out doorsy stuff. takes away from kmc time.
so u have the best biceps out of security. so ur telling me ur the only one who lifts then right?

i do enjoy basketball and lifting and what not but that sums it up. i love football but am to old to be playing back yard football and cant be breaking my arm at my age.
by the way i dont own a thanos shirt but i should. i wouldnt wear one in a strip club. that would be silly. but in ur case id love to do it. but prolly never would even if i bought one. i own a michael myers t- shit that says guns are for pussies but only wore it out like twice becuz it looked kind of ridiculous.
i feel if i came down id have to help out ur comic book knowledge and would enlighten you after i met the girls down there in that club. i love strippers. always have.
