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DO i have a volunteer, ush came and told me about it so i am here now

Told you he'd been waiting a long time... I believe Lara had something to say about this...

You and Ush mud wrestling? In public?

no two girls

I like the way you think Phinney...

btw, nice to see you around Phin. Haven't seen you in a while.

Humn! indeed I do! the lads wanted some form of feminime entertainment and I suggested Mud wrestling, but with very specific specifications. you up for it Phin?

pole dancing L`ra

what about it finti?

No, mud wretling is much more...dirty...literally.

Dont pigs wrestle in mud?
You trying to call us pigs Phinney6?

What were the specific specifications, Lara?

That does sound very technical doesn't it?!?

If were gonna have mud wrestling, surely only girls should participate?

Agreed.

Okay folks, you heard the Mod......dems da rules.

Ladies please use the cubicals on the left to change into your itsy bitsy teeny weeny...errr....bikini's.

*sits back and relaxes*
"this should be interesting"

I DONT wrestle in dust mixed with water, ONLY good quality CLEAN mud, if it has to be imported so be it! and I cant remember the rest!

so what are the best places to import mud from?

Um! I dont know that one! buy it from a health farm or something!

*wishes for lots of rain in Surrey*

Dont even go there, corran! theres enough rain without you wishing for more!

But the fields are not muddy enough yet.

yeh let are! and if you think I'm wrestling outside in the open air where its freezing cold you've got another thing come to you!

We can carry the mud inside, but it really is not muddy enought yet, hell it isn't even raining today.

thats a good thing!

But that's bad - no rain - no mud - no mud wrestling.

I suppose I would wrestle outside .......

but in THERMALS

Thermals wouldn't quite cut it.

how would you like a flame thrower in your face?

Not very much, I wouldn't think.

Once again, the Princess Leia outift might be suitable....

Why not wrestle in the rain? It would help wash the mud out of your eyes!

It isn't raining here at the moment, and once again a good choice of outfits.

It rained for 5 minutes this morning, just as I was walking from the tube to my building. Typical, eh?

Yes, damn stoopid weather.

So, what mud wrestling volunteers do we have? Put it this way- would Darla fight Lara? I think Phinney might just die if you did.

this mud-wrestling match is gettin more interesting by the minute

I might volunteer, but I want money, lots of it, and imported Mud from a Spa, in Switzerland and I go with L'ra on this, the mud should be heated.

OK lads a whip round is needed to get the cash up for this.

The heated mud and all that is fine but I don't think we can stretch to paying them for taking part. They need to be motivated by the experience itself.

Actually that's a good call.

Why, thank you...

okay....no money, fine. But you lads, might have to provide the women with some entertainment. Do I hear any responses here ladies?

(Silence)

We'll show our appreciation, will that do?

We could wolf whistle for you.

no no no, I think the ladies would agree in our need to watch you guys take a few rounds at eachother...

I'll take a medical pass on that one...

well Ush, I do have a gift to you my friend.....

You do? Really? Oooh! Ooh! What is it?

check your PM's

I have, and I love you!

really?

Yup! Very much! Did you get my reply?

Yes, thank you. Now, what do you think? I think that bikini would do nicely in the mud

Are we talking nudity here?

no, just about this thing I sent Ush

Oh well no fun here then.

I think it would be LOVELY, Padme.

Are you sure we are not talking nudity here?

That's my favorite one too, there is a blue one similar to that, but the orange and red in that one make my hair color stand out....you can't tell because of the black and white, but my hair color is a brunette mixed with blonde...

Yes, the B&W DOES make it hard...

There's a fair amount of skin, Corran, but entirely tasteful.

Tasteful is good, I suppose.

yes there is tastefulness to it, because it's b&w and looks nice with the beach

Very nice.

thankies

No problemies.

So Ush, how about a backrub for a winner and the loser?

Yeah, I'd be willing to offer that!

so it is settle, whatever lady wins or loses, the gentlemen give out the backrubs

I'll do the lot if necessary...

I call Ush..

Heheheh...

*is downloading ICQ so I can chat with you on other means*

*is very happy*

I have my sudden urge to give a backrub with my oils from Bath and Body Works again!

GRR!

Again, the evil Atlantic has thwarted you...

one day, I will find some cheap way over the atlantic, and then you will be a happy man, because you will have experience a back rub by me, and I will be happy because all these urges to give late night backrubs wil disappear

This sounds heavenly indeed...

yes, just you wait

I have little choice!

You know you wouldn't put up a fight, I am sure there would be an unlocked door somewhere.

Or everywhere.

Do I sense love blossoming here?

Love is the air! Da da dum, da da dum...

No, I still am with my man. This is Ush and I's nightly conversation about backrubs and what not....and how I get late night urges to rub people's backs, but sadly no one is around.

so ush is the only one getting to see bikini-pics...BOOO

awww, poor mah

yes *sob* anything you can do about it?

Subtle...

always.

I'll let you have a back rub one day

me too?????????

wee..that makes up for it

But I get one as well, Mah. AND the pic.

Back rubs all around....

You should open a backrub emporium. You could call it the Backporium.

now we're back to unfair

hehe, yes the Backporuim. All Padme Massages all the time....hehehe

Very nice...

Of course.

SO whos gonna mud-wrestle. HEHEHEEHEE

Well, seems we have three female volunteers so far, Phin, my man!

who r they.....hehehe?

Lara, Darla and Padme.

lets give them a three way bikini mud wrestling match. Free Popcorn and drinks. The girls can post what they want to do during match and kinda role-play from there yeah!!!!

okie dokie!
*trys texture of mud* smooth, slightly oily and WARM!
lets begin!

Cameras! Cameras!!!!

some how no one else is online! thats not fair! *stamps foot, splatts mud every where*

Well, I think Darla is vaguely around, if she still feels up to it...

*puts on dressing gown and sits on bench drinking tea!*

I think you splattered mud in that tea. I think it was meant to be water.

its O.K. its edable

Edible tea is also disturbing...

drinkable then! or passible

hey, time-out already?

No opponent, you see.

wrestle her shaddow

*looks around and see's L'ra waiting for an opponet* Where's Darla? This could be interesting....

Could be, could be... but you know Vampires, notoriously tetchy beings...

cool beings

shh, don't give me away

no but the sunlight will

humn!.....................*still waiting*.........

waiting???????????!!!!!!!!, padme is taking a choke hold on you

*drops to knees and round houses padme, whatches as she flails about in the mud!*

Ooooh, this looks interesting.

Remarkably!

Hmm why did the girls forgett to put on their bikini tops

my bikini top is very much on thank you finti! its just skin coloured!
*picks up a hand full of mud and lobs it fintis way!*

Throw it again, L'ra. And now make a little jump when you do.

......let me think about that...............

Enough thinking, more jumping!

....how about........NO!.....

Oh, you're no fun any more!

*throws more mud at audience* what was that Ush?

I said: You're no fun any more! Mud in your ears?

*jumps out of ring, grabs Ush and drags him into the mud*
you wanted fun... well now you've got fun!

Hey hey hey! Stop that! Or no back rub for you when you are done!

oh! s***t I forgot about that! I'll be good girl I promise! do you want a towel?

Yes please.

Jump on him first, L'ra!

*shouts over noise*what was that queeq, I did quite catch that!?

JUMP!!!!!

*shouts again* WHY?

JUST DO IT!!!!

*collects money from Nike representative*

Oh, THIS is where the bar money is coming from...

(Cleans off mud with towel)

ONE of the places where the money comes from.

get me a trampoline! * goes to shower cubicles and washes off mud*

Errr... how does trampoline mud wrestling work?

It doesn't. But then we DO get to see her jump!!!!!!

*dries off and changes into leotard*
wheres the trampoline?

and the reason I've given up the wrestling for the minute is because my opponent has dissapeared!

now, do you want to see me jump or not?

Good point. Get going!