willofthewisp
Ah, so we've come to it at last. Consider this treasure, ladies, because it is finally going to answer that nagging question on all your minds: which POTC man is for you?
1. All right (cracks knuckles). I'm writing a script for the next movie Mr. ____ and I want your input on what should be in it.
a. Oh, thank you. Um, I'd really like to see some more fighting. The supernatural stuff...I've had my fill of it.
b. Somebody should die. No, NEEDS to die. Don't care who, just somebody.
c. Debauchery
d. Somebody should come back to life, and yes, I do care who
e. Well, since we're on the subject of suggestions, it'd be nice to give me a girl
f. Ah, I'm glad you asked. I'm all for just some body surfing and hot tea afterwards
g. Here's the deal: you write more of me kicking ass and I'll let you live
h. No stealing, no lying, no orgies, no drinking, no cards, no exploration, no sex, no kissing, no eating unless it's done so by me
2. Wow. Thanks for that, guys (rolls eyes). So, make this easier on me. Just what kind of woman do you usually go for?
a. Go for? You can divide women into types?
b. I resent that question. Next!
c. It'd be nice if I'm taller, but I'll take just about anything
d. She has to be an amazing woman
e. I like the brains and the spirit and all, but I'd like her younger and if it's not asking much, be impressed by me?
f. Oh, well, the most wonderful woman in the world I already won.
g. Don't laugh at me, but I like the chubbies a little more than I should
h. Women? I think you missed out on some subtle hints
3. Okay, so that really narrowed things down. Let's say you take one of the forum girls to the movies. She planned on paying her own way in but forgot her wallet. What do you do?
a. I'm afraid I can't pay both our way. I'll tell you what: let's go to my house and watch a movie I have. Next week I promise I'll save up enough and pay both our ways.
b. Typical....*****
c. Anyone see that $10 laying around over there? (steps over it) No? Neither did I.
d. Fortunately, I brought enough for both of us, and don't worry about paying it back
e. Excuse me, sir? You mind spotting us 5 more dollars?
f. Pish posh, I have plenty. Don't you worry.
g. I'll spot you this time if you spot me next time
h. Well, nice knowing you
4. Some of these people aren't very nice. Well then, that was a lovely movie. You walk her to her door and she won't go back inside. What does she want?
a. Ooh, I should definitely ask her out again. She's fun.
b. Oh, don't give me the puppy eyes....damn. You've got me falling for you.
c. See her leaning up like that? She wants a kiss.
d. A kiss, but not a long one. I have to make sure she feels safe with me
e. Ooh, I don't know. Possibly some flowers? (pulls flowers out of the yard and holds them out with a nervous smile)
f. That's the sign she would like to see me again.
g. Well, better be leaning in, imposing and the like. Maybe she'll invite me in for a nightcap
h. Who the hell cares what she wants? I take what's mine.
5. Yikes, H, that's all I can say. What's everyone else have to say about H?
a. Filthy bastard.
b. I'd like to squeeze every bit of life from him
c. Short. Slimy. Gay. There. I said it.
d. Devious little man
e. Son of a whore
f. Ruthless scoundrel
g. Snippy twit
h. Prince among men
6. Back to your guys' ladies. You see another guy making a move on her. What now?
a. Hang on. Let her have a chance to refuse him. I need to trust her.
b. Kiss that goodbye. Time to go mutilate myself.
c. (pulls out gun) Oh, she's shaking her head. (puts gun away) But it's right here.
d. Where's my duel glove? Hey! Go somewhere else!
e. Well then (breaks a bottle) let's have at it then
f. Come, dear, we have a, uh, ship, to catch
g. (shoots him)
h. (shoots him and steps over the body)
7. She is touched by all your gestures and decides to "reward" you. You pick the place.
a. I have the bath water running...come here and let me lather you up
b. In the cabin, lots of candles all around, bit of music in the distance
c. Right here on the beach. We'll be half in the water, half on the surf under the stars
d. Some quiet inn in the country, no interruption, no noise, just the two of us and someone else to bring breakfast
e. How's on the deck sound?
f. Goodness, what a question. I'm feeling adventurous. To the stables!
g. (pushes everything off the dinner table) Come here, beautiful
h. On top of a roof
8. And at last you've collapsed onto your sweetie, exhausted but satisfied.
a. (nestles into that groove where her shoulder meets her neck, kisses it softly, and falls asleep)
b. (stays awake to make sure she'll be there in the morning)
c. (spoons her and kisses the back of her neck, stays awake to talk if she wants)
d. (puts on a robe really quickly to get her a cup of water, then lies next to her)
e. Wow. Let's do that again!
f. (puts his arms around her as she scoots closer to him)
g. Was that as good for you as it was for me? Yep. This was a good day.
h. Now, you do something for me.
9. The following morning, both of you are still there.
a. Good morning, my love
b. Surprise, surprise.
c. Hungry? Stay right there.
d. You looked so beautiful sleeping there
e. Want to make love again?
f. (talks about the days' events he wants to do with you)
g. That was a lovely time, my dear
h. All right, I let you sleep. Now about that favor...
10. How do you spend the day together?
a. Some athletic/sport in the morning, lunch, shower together, whatever she wants in the evening
b. Whatever it is, she needs to stay right there
c. I'm all for a day in the water, how about you? Take in the night life afterwards?
d. Stroll down the park paths and picnic at the fountain
e. (thinks hard) A play? (she nods) Yes! I'm getting better at this dating stuff
f. Carriage ride by the seaside followed by a nice dinner out?
g. I was going to pull a heist. She can come along. Might make a nice distraction
h. I don't know for sure yet. I'd really like to avoid smacking her around
11. Anyone notice how clingy B is? That sucks. Well, she's been talking about marriage.
a. I bought a ring for just such an occasion. Now how to do it...
b. That was just a dream I had
c. Ooh, well, I love her, so I can make it happen
d. Wonderful. I was thinking it. She was talking about it. We're a perfect match
e. Whow, I was just trying to date. This is a huge step for me
f. I think we will both have to make some adjustments, but I'm completely prepared
g. ha ha ha ha ha, oh, she's serious?
h. Mrs. _____? Could be fun.
All right. See which letter you picked the most. If you have a tie, here is a tie breaker question:
Pick any ship/prop/clothing item on someone that's not you that you would like to have.
a. Jack's coat
b. Will's necklace
c. Barbossa's ring
d. Will's COTBP hat
e. Jack's hat
f. Norrington's coat from DMC
g. Jack's belt
h. Jack's head on a silver platter
1. All right (cracks knuckles). I'm writing a script for the next movie Mr. ____ and I want your input on what should be in it.
a. Oh, thank you. Um, I'd really like to see some more fighting. The supernatural stuff...I've had my fill of it.
b. Somebody should die. No, NEEDS to die. Don't care who, just somebody.
c. Debauchery
d. Somebody should come back to life, and yes, I do care who
e. Well, since we're on the subject of suggestions, it'd be nice to give me a girl
f. Ah, I'm glad you asked. I'm all for just some body surfing and hot tea afterwards
g. Here's the deal: you write more of me kicking ass and I'll let you live
h. No stealing, no lying, no orgies, no drinking, no cards, no exploration, no sex, no kissing, no eating unless it's done so by me
2. Wow. Thanks for that, guys (rolls eyes). So, make this easier on me. Just what kind of woman do you usually go for?
a. Go for? You can divide women into types?
b. I resent that question. Next!
c. It'd be nice if I'm taller, but I'll take just about anything
d. She has to be an amazing woman
e. I like the brains and the spirit and all, but I'd like her younger and if it's not asking much, be impressed by me?
f. Oh, well, the most wonderful woman in the world I already won.
g. Don't laugh at me, but I like the chubbies a little more than I should
h. Women? I think you missed out on some subtle hints
3. Okay, so that really narrowed things down. Let's say you take one of the forum girls to the movies. She planned on paying her own way in but forgot her wallet. What do you do?
a. I'm afraid I can't pay both our way. I'll tell you what: let's go to my house and watch a movie I have. Next week I promise I'll save up enough and pay both our ways.
b. Typical....*****
c. Anyone see that $10 laying around over there? (steps over it) No? Neither did I.
d. Fortunately, I brought enough for both of us, and don't worry about paying it back
e. Excuse me, sir? You mind spotting us 5 more dollars?
f. Pish posh, I have plenty. Don't you worry.
g. I'll spot you this time if you spot me next time
h. Well, nice knowing you
4. Some of these people aren't very nice. Well then, that was a lovely movie. You walk her to her door and she won't go back inside. What does she want?
a. Ooh, I should definitely ask her out again. She's fun.
b. Oh, don't give me the puppy eyes....damn. You've got me falling for you.
c. See her leaning up like that? She wants a kiss.
d. A kiss, but not a long one. I have to make sure she feels safe with me
e. Ooh, I don't know. Possibly some flowers? (pulls flowers out of the yard and holds them out with a nervous smile)
f. That's the sign she would like to see me again.
g. Well, better be leaning in, imposing and the like. Maybe she'll invite me in for a nightcap
h. Who the hell cares what she wants? I take what's mine.
5. Yikes, H, that's all I can say. What's everyone else have to say about H?
a. Filthy bastard.
b. I'd like to squeeze every bit of life from him
c. Short. Slimy. Gay. There. I said it.
d. Devious little man
e. Son of a whore
f. Ruthless scoundrel
g. Snippy twit
h. Prince among men
6. Back to your guys' ladies. You see another guy making a move on her. What now?
a. Hang on. Let her have a chance to refuse him. I need to trust her.
b. Kiss that goodbye. Time to go mutilate myself.
c. (pulls out gun) Oh, she's shaking her head. (puts gun away) But it's right here.
d. Where's my duel glove? Hey! Go somewhere else!
e. Well then (breaks a bottle) let's have at it then
f. Come, dear, we have a, uh, ship, to catch
g. (shoots him)
h. (shoots him and steps over the body)
7. She is touched by all your gestures and decides to "reward" you. You pick the place.
a. I have the bath water running...come here and let me lather you up
b. In the cabin, lots of candles all around, bit of music in the distance
c. Right here on the beach. We'll be half in the water, half on the surf under the stars
d. Some quiet inn in the country, no interruption, no noise, just the two of us and someone else to bring breakfast
e. How's on the deck sound?
f. Goodness, what a question. I'm feeling adventurous. To the stables!
g. (pushes everything off the dinner table) Come here, beautiful
h. On top of a roof
8. And at last you've collapsed onto your sweetie, exhausted but satisfied.
a. (nestles into that groove where her shoulder meets her neck, kisses it softly, and falls asleep)
b. (stays awake to make sure she'll be there in the morning)
c. (spoons her and kisses the back of her neck, stays awake to talk if she wants)
d. (puts on a robe really quickly to get her a cup of water, then lies next to her)
e. Wow. Let's do that again!
f. (puts his arms around her as she scoots closer to him)
g. Was that as good for you as it was for me? Yep. This was a good day.
h. Now, you do something for me.
9. The following morning, both of you are still there.
a. Good morning, my love
b. Surprise, surprise.
c. Hungry? Stay right there.
d. You looked so beautiful sleeping there
e. Want to make love again?
f. (talks about the days' events he wants to do with you)
g. That was a lovely time, my dear
h. All right, I let you sleep. Now about that favor...
10. How do you spend the day together?
a. Some athletic/sport in the morning, lunch, shower together, whatever she wants in the evening
b. Whatever it is, she needs to stay right there
c. I'm all for a day in the water, how about you? Take in the night life afterwards?
d. Stroll down the park paths and picnic at the fountain
e. (thinks hard) A play? (she nods) Yes! I'm getting better at this dating stuff
f. Carriage ride by the seaside followed by a nice dinner out?
g. I was going to pull a heist. She can come along. Might make a nice distraction
h. I don't know for sure yet. I'd really like to avoid smacking her around
11. Anyone notice how clingy B is? That sucks. Well, she's been talking about marriage.
a. I bought a ring for just such an occasion. Now how to do it...
b. That was just a dream I had
c. Ooh, well, I love her, so I can make it happen
d. Wonderful. I was thinking it. She was talking about it. We're a perfect match
e. Whow, I was just trying to date. This is a huge step for me
f. I think we will both have to make some adjustments, but I'm completely prepared
g. ha ha ha ha ha, oh, she's serious?
h. Mrs. _____? Could be fun.
All right. See which letter you picked the most. If you have a tie, here is a tie breaker question:
Pick any ship/prop/clothing item on someone that's not you that you would like to have.
a. Jack's coat
b. Will's necklace
c. Barbossa's ring
d. Will's COTBP hat
e. Jack's hat
f. Norrington's coat from DMC
g. Jack's belt
h. Jack's head on a silver platter