What's the longest you held a crap for?

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Grinning Goku
My record's about 8 hoursbig grin. What's yours?

Skeets
A whole school day...31

Mišt
5mins, then I thought 'screw it I have other pants' and just let it go. 131

Whisper
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
My record's about 8 hoursbig grin. What's yours? About 10 minutes but I had to put it down eventually.

Skeets

Mišt
Originally posted by Skeets
A/S/L?

YOUNG/WHATEVER YOU WANT BABY/UTAH

Bardock42
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
My record's about 8 hoursbig grin. What's yours? How is that meant.

Rogue Jedi
about 6 or 7.

leonheartmm
wow lotsa anal{freudian} people here.

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
My record's about 8 hoursbig grin. What's yours?
About a day or so.

Secretus
Unreal.

Scythe
Honestly, I have never held it in. I usually unleash all over my wheelchair, or other choice sitting. No shame in that, if I shid, I shid.

Reverend Axel
Why would I ever want to hold a piece of shit?

Scythe
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Why would I ever want to hold a piece of shit?

Exactly, you're only gonna be hungry in like fifteen mins anyway.

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Secretus
Unreal.
Um...no?

Secretus
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Um...no?

So, why is it that you people hold your feces in, for a long period of time?

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Secretus
So, why is it that you people hold your feces in, for a long period of time?
School bathrooms = gross. Or there was just no access to a bathroom or I didn't want to take one at someone elses house. laughing out loud

Secretus
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
School bathrooms = gross. Or there was just no access to a bathroom or I didn't want to take one at someone elses house. laughing out loud

You should use the hover maneuver.

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Secretus
You should use the hover maneuver.
confused

Rogue Jedi
I go whereever there is a hole. If there is a hole, poop will be produced.

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I go whereever there is a hole. If there is a hole, poop will be produced.
laughing out loud Don't tell me you poop in orifices...scared

Secretus
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
confused

Squat over the toilet without touching the toilet seat and pinch a loaf.

This also strengthens your quad muscles.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
laughing out loud Don't tell me you poop in orifices...scared is that a challenge?

Strangelove
I don't keep time of how long I hold my shits ermm

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Secretus
Squat over the toilet without touching the toilet seat and pinch a loaf.

This also strengthens your quad muscles.
I've done that when I couldn't hold it any longer. That or I just went into the Teacher's Lounge bathroom. laughing out loud
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
is that a challenge?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Rogue Jedi
neither do I, just guessing.

Baylin
The longest time? About a week, I was on painkillers that had the unfortunate effect of causing constipation

Secretus
Originally posted by Baylin
The longest time? About a week, I was on painkillers that had the unfortunate effect of causing constipation

It was worth it trust me. I would give my left nut for 10 Vicodin and a weeks constipation.

Baylin
I didn't say it wasn't worth it. Codeine + alcohol = happy

Kelly_Bean
I'm allergic to codine but when I used to do drugs the only drugs I got hold of (vicodin and percocet) had codine in them, as well as cough medicines. laughing out loud RETARRRRRRRD, I know. I'm over that shit though.

Rogue Jedi
ever take nyquil when you were not sick?

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
ever take nyquil when you were not sick?
Um...yes. That was included in my "cough medicine" quote above. That and Robitussin(sp?) that shit made me itch like a f*cking coke addict because I am allergic to codine.

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