O.k., I'm a huge history buff. I'm especially fond of Ancient Greek, Roman and Celtic history. But come on here! Leonidas was a brave (if not slightly over the top gung ho) Spartan General/King who had an excellent understanding of battle tactics and phalanx warfare.
Conan, on the other hand, is the fricken' sh*t when it comes to handing out the asskickings.
Conan not only thoroughly embarrasses Leonidas, but does it while taking a 2 min breather from bedding doen half a dozen wenches, hammered out of his mind with an ale in one hand and a chair leg in the other.