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It was 112 degrees outside and I was suffering from quite the impeccable thirst. I know water would be good for this situation, but I'm an ungrateful slob who lives in America, ofcourse I'm going for the f*ckin' pop. Bills go zooming into the damn Coke machine, my balance is calculated, I choose the flavor of Coke, Cherry Coke to be precise. Then, the machine eats all my money. After I tried the money-return button and even tried going for a cold water. Death awaits that goddamn soda machine, it'll haunt my dreams until I see it splattered and speckled across a freeway after a transportation carrier has a "mishap".

So I'm askin' have any of you wanted to crush a vending machine? Coffee machine? Shit how 'bout a condom machine? I've been there a few times...

Add paw to the title and I'll read your post.

UK vending machines work...

Plus.... It's never that hot...

I turned a vending machine upside down to get the bar of chocolate that it tried to stiff me for. By god the alarm that goes off was ear splitting but I still got my confection!

Originally posted by Baylin
I turned a vending machine upside down to get the bar of chocolate that it tried to stiff me for. By god the alarm that goes off was ear splitting but I still got my confection!

Seriously?! They have earsplitting alarms?? Holy f*ck!

Originally posted by Scythe
Seriously?! They have earsplitting alarms?? Holy f*ck!

yup, it's discourage people from robbing them. this machine asked for it though, the snicker got stuck right at the end of the reel and jigging the machine wouldn't loosen it so I tipped it over which set the alarm off. I was good, however and only took what I paid for

Originally posted by Scythe
There's no more room in the title, so just read it and get AIDS like all the other people who read my posts...
Take out a ****ing or a goddamn, you ****ing *****.

Originally posted by Barker
Take out a ****ing or a goddamn, you ****ing *****.

Got to agree, there should be paws in there!

Originally posted by Baylin
yup, it's discourage people from robbing them. this machine asked for it though, the snicker got stuck right at the end of the reel and jigging the machine wouldn't loosen it so I tipped it over which set the alarm off. I was good, however and only took what I paid for

You brave chocolate eating soul.

Originally posted by Barker
Take out a ****ing or a goddamn, you ****ing *****.

Never!

Originally posted by Scythe
It was 112 degrees outside and I was suffering from quite the impeccable thirst. I know water would be good for this situation, but I'm an ungrateful slob who lives in America, ofcourse I'm going for the f*ckin' pop. Bills go zooming into the damn Coke machine, my balance is calculated, I choose the flavor of Coke, Cherry Coke to be precise. Then, the machine eats all my money. After I tried the money-return button and even tried going for a cold water. Death awaits that goddamn soda machine, it'll haunt my dreams until I see it splattered and speckled across a freeway after a transportation carrier has a "mishap".

So I'm askin' have any of you wanted to crush a vending machine? Coffee machine? Shit how 'bout a condom machine? I've been there a few times...
Can't say that I've had that happen for drink machines but whenever the food machines got stuck I'd just rock it back and forth, especially at school.

Nay.

I had a vending machine at work that gave me that problem. Then I discovered the "tip" method. Tilt vending machine up, let vending machine fall hard. Candy bars and chips fall out at will.

Well soda machines never backed up on me. but in general if it were to come down to it. I would gladly smash my hand against the big lug till a soda comes out. of course there is a chance it will topple on me

Originally posted by Scythe
It was 112 degrees outside and I was suffering from quite the impeccable thirst. I know water would be good for this situation, but I'm an ungrateful slob who lives in America, ofcourse I'm going for the f*ckin' pop. Bills go zooming into the damn Coke machine, my balance is calculated, I choose the flavor of Coke, Cherry Coke to be precise. Then, the machine eats all my money. After I tried the money-return button and even tried going for a cold water. Death awaits that goddamn soda machine, it'll haunt my dreams until I see it splattered and speckled across a freeway after a transportation carrier has a "mishap".

So I'm askin' have any of you wanted to crush a vending machine? Coffee machine? Shit how 'bout a condom machine? I've been there a few times...




Yes, I've felt your pain.

Originally posted by Scythe
It was 112 degrees outside and I was suffering from quite the impeccable thirst. I know water would be good for this situation, but I'm an ungrateful slob who lives in America, ofcourse I'm going for the f*ckin' pop. Bills go zooming into the damn Coke machine, my balance is calculated, I choose the flavor of Coke, Cherry Coke to be precise. Then, the machine eats all my money. After I tried the money-return button and even tried going for a cold water. Death awaits that goddamn soda machine, it'll haunt my dreams until I see it splattered and speckled across a freeway after a transportation carrier has a "mishap".

So I'm askin' have any of you wanted to crush a vending machine? Coffee machine? Shit how 'bout a condom machine? I've been there a few times...

I once dry humped an ice cream truck. srug

Originally posted by BobbyD


Yes, I've felt your pain.

See, I'm not the only one.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I once dry humped an ice cream truck. srug me too, but the tailpipe burned my teetee.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
me too, but the tailpipe burned my teetee.

Always gotta make things sexual Ranger Jones...

The only vending machines I take anything from are the vending machines from the zoo, which I have the keys to.

Smash them!

Originally posted by Scythe
It was 112 degrees outside and I was suffering from quite the impeccable thirst. I know water would be good for this situation, but I'm an ungrateful slob who lives in America, ofcourse I'm going for the f*ckin' pop. Bills go zooming into the damn Coke machine, my balance is calculated, I choose the flavor of Coke, Cherry Coke to be precise. Then, the machine eats all my money. After I tried the money-return button and even tried going for a cold water. Death awaits that goddamn soda machine, it'll haunt my dreams until I see it splattered and speckled across a freeway after a transportation carrier has a "mishap".

So I'm askin' have any of you wanted to crush a vending machine? Coffee machine? Shit how 'bout a condom machine? I've been there a few times... I've lifted a machine a few inches off the ground and shaken it before, but I've never trashed one.

Originally posted by Scythe
Always gotta make things sexual Ranger Jones... *strokes your hooves*

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I've lifted a machine a few inches off the ground and shaken it before, but I've never trashed one.

Where's the fun in that?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*strokes your hooves*

.....where's the fun in that?

Originally posted by Scythe
Where's the fun in that? You don't have a big ass alarm go off and don't get arrested.

Someone's playing it safe...

Originally posted by Scythe
Where's the fun in that?



.....where's the fun in that? tease.

I smashed shit out of one in my college.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
tease.

You know it.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I smashed shit out of one in my college.

Nice.

once in a drunked fit I broke open a candy machine.

the ones at my school have a peice of metal connected to the wall...

and all for one damn candy bar.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
and all for one damn candy bar.

But I bet you it was the best damn tasting candy bar ever, right?

wouldn't you just love to do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnyDGTGAqNA

Originally posted by Scythe
Someone's playing it safe... I've been arrested, it's not fun.

Originally posted by S_D_J
wouldn't you just love to do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnyDGTGAqNA

That be awesome if after they smashed that vending machine, they drove that Hummer into a volcano.

Now this is a vending machine

0OKkoJ735hY

^^

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That be awesome if after they smashed that vending machine, they drove that Hummer into a volcano.

http://mikelightman.com/blog/?p=16

Originally posted by S_D_J
^^



http://mikelightman.com/blog/?p=16

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I've been arrested, it's not fun.

The tiger's been tamed.

Originally posted by Scythe

So I'm askin' have any of you wanted to crush a vending machine? Coffee machine? Shit how 'bout a condom machine? I've been there a few times...

All the time. Sometimes I'll wear some extra speacial horse shoes and go to a vending machine that I know is broken. Then I'll be like "Woe is me---" and then turn and ram that sun-of-a-gun with my hind legs. It's not so bad considering down here it's 107 with 100% humidity so no body "saw" anything (cause they were all busy drinking the soda from the broken vending machine).

Hoof?Anyway yea but it does not do any good doing that!The soda machine at work could be annoying some times.It eats money and there goes fifty cents.I hate when that happens!jm

MY vending machines at school suck ass. The "tip over and let it fall back down" method doesnt work because our machines are like, 300+ lbs. Do they do this on purpose to stop psychotic students from tearing the motha down for stealing hteir twix? The world may never know....

Nice.

Originally posted by allofyousuckkk
MY vending machines at school suck ass. The "tip over and let it fall back down" method doesnt work because our machines are like, 300+ lbs. Do they do this on purpose to stop psychotic students from tearing the motha down for stealing hteir twix? The world may never know....
No vending machine is going to be low in weight. They don't send out special requests from your school to the factory and say "Okay, please send a 300+ lb vending machine so kids can't tip it over." That's just how they're made.

oh lol, so how does it work then?

and your little picture thing of the crawling bug freaked me out at first. I thought it was real lol.

Originally posted by allofyousuckkk
oh lol, so how does it work then?

and your little picture thing of the crawling bug freaked me out at first. I thought it was real lol.

It doesn't work, that's the whole point of this thread! Nothing works like it should! Damn!!