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Were you caught? If so, what was the punishment?

Did you get away with it?

What was it?

I smoked pot, but I never got arrested for it.

Drugs, stealing, and speeding, like everyone

Drugs classes C to A, theft, assault, dring without a liscence, driving without inscurance, impersonating a police officer and underage drinking. That's all i can think of, and no, I've never been caught or punished before.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Drugs classes C to A, theft, assault, dring without a liscence, driving without inscurance, impersonating a police officer and underage drinking. That's all i can think of, and no, I've never been caught or punished before.

You're barely into your 18th year... who in the **** believed you were a cop?

Originally posted by Robtard
You're barely into your 18th year... who in the **** believed you were a cop?

The wander of telephones my friend.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
The wander of telephones my friend.


Ah, I see.

Drugs, Vandilisation, Speeding, Stealing, Tresspassing, Underage drinking..

Got caught twice for stealing but got out of both thanks to a sly teenage mind. The first time was when I was a 4-5 year old and Mom found out.

We are the baddest group of internet forum go-ers in all of history!

We could be a biker gang.

Pot, underage drinking, stealing.

hahahaha

all your phones are tapped now, you bad ass mofos

Originally posted by Zebedee
Were you caught? If so, what was the punishment?

Did you get away with it?

What was it?


No

You've never, ever commited a crime?

Yeah, that's not very "dark lord", is it?

I drive after curfew alot srug I've never gotten caught though. Also never gotten a speeding ticket even though I'm a habitual speeder.

Grand theft auto, DWI's, Assault battery (multiple)

Originally posted by Naz
I drive after curfew alot srug I've never gotten caught though. Also never gotten a speeding ticket even though I'm a habitual speeder.
What on earth? Why in god's name is there a curfew where you come from?

I stayed out past curfew, drove without a liscense, and killed Jedi younglings because their blood tastes like red berries. eyes

Most places have curfews for 'minors,' as a means of preventing crime at night. The curfew in my area is 10pm, but I'm over 18, so it doesn't matter for shit.

lol rape

Lawlz no.

Originally posted by Captain REX
I stayed out past curfew, drove without a liscense, and killed Jedi younglings because their blood tastes like red berries. eyes

Most places have curfews for 'minors,' as a means of preventing crime at night. The curfew in my area is 10pm, but I'm over 18, so it doesn't matter for shit.
What does the land of the free have curfews for?

Attempting to keep the little people from breaking shit and running over people at night. It's all about lowering crime.

In this country, you only get a curfew if you're given an anti social behaviour order.

Yet people over 130 are allowed to drive when ever they want.

Originally posted by Devil King
Yet people over 130 are allowed to drive when ever they want.

People drove back in the Biblical days?

I know what you mean though, the elderly should be required to prove they're capable drivers after a certain age, for the safety of the public.

I don`t remember comitting a crime- perhaps using public communication without ticket at times, though this isn`t classified as "crime" in my country`s legal system.

I was arrested in 8th grade for punching my pedo(seriously, he was recently arrested for kiddy porn lol) busdriver in the eye.

This thread needs Pirublood... I'm sure his list is a mile long, the cop-killa that he is and all.

You guys depress me. All I ever did was smoke pot.

Originally posted by Zebedee
Were you caught? If so, what was the punishment?

Did you get away with it?

What was it?


Yes.


1) I got into a fight and beat someone up, but he didn't do anything about it. That was long ago.


2) Brought poppers into a gay bathhouse. That's against the Law. Wasn't caught though, everyone at that place does it.


3) Prostituted myself for $500.00. Nothing happened, my ass just hurt the next day

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
What on earth? Why in god's name is there a curfew where you come from?

I asked a police man once and he said it was to keep kids away from the drug dealers and other unsavory folk who come out at night srug It's 11pm for me.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You guys depress me. All I ever did was smoke pot. Pussy! JK. I hate drugs, never touched em, never will.

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny

3) Prostituted myself for $500.00. Nothing happened, my ass just hurt the next day

$500... you're not adding an extra zero (or two) at the end are you?

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Pussy! JK. I hate drugs, never touched em, never will.

Well, maybe you should have. jk

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Didn't I do that with you?

You suck ass..

I would pay 1,000 for him.

no I have never commited a crime. I tried wine once..but that was years ago under adult supervision. I found it tasted a bit odd. oh back in the first grade I punched someone,the person has hated me since. but that does not count does it I am clean as whistle

Originally posted by Zebedee
Were you caught? If so, what was the punishment?

Did you get away with it?

What was it?

Hmmm. I am somewhat proud to say I haven't really done much that might qualify as a crime (which makes me happy), the only real serious thing I can think of is:

* When I was 15 I said I could get someone to sell me cigarettes (it was all to do with a debate I was having with some friends). Got dared to prove it, and so proved it (although that is more the shop keep breaking the law). But I never smoke so I then sold them on for a prophet to my classmates who did.

Other then that in my early teenage years I was permitted, under supervision, a tiny bit of wine with a good meal (which didn't bother me since I've never been a big drinker, even when legally of age.) And since I lived on a farm I knew how to drive long before I could get a license, but then again I never drove off the farm before I was legally allowed so maybe that doesn't count.



If nothing happened why did it hurt?

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura


If nothing happened why did it hurt?

He means nothing legal became of it. He whored himself out and got away with it. As far as hurting, if you were paying $500.00 for a piece of ass, would you be gentle?

Originally posted by Robtard
He means nothing legal became of it. He whored himself out and got away with it. As far as hurting, if you were paying $500.00 for a piece of ass, would you be gentle?

Ah I see.

And yes, I know what you are saying. I bought a car for $500 once and I ran it hard till it couldn't run no more.

Actually now that I think about it that sounds much more obscene then I thought it would.

Originally posted by inimalist
hahahaha

all your phones are tapped now, you bad ass mofos

HAHAHAHA!!! Your mom's ass is tapped now sucka, you pimp ass mofo!

I've never REALLY broken that law. I have speed in my car before, I haven't been in a fight since before I was 18 (For an obvious reason), I committed time clock fraud before but management was aware that I was going to do it before hand, and that is pretty much it....I don't like breaking the law.

I break the law every day. not severely, but anything from coming to a rolling stop at a stop sign to tunning a red light to speeding is a crime.

most severe offense? selling ecstacy.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
...and I ran it hard till it couldn't run no more.

Hot.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I break the law every day. not severely, but anything from coming to a rolling stop at a stop sign to tunning a red light to speeding is a crime.

most severe offense? selling ecstacy.

Oh, you drug slinging bad-ass, you... I once "shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die."

Originally posted by Robtard
Oh, you drug slinging bad-ass, you... I once "shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die." not a bad ass, it was in clubs and mostly to yuppiie white people.

dumb thing to do.

Originally posted by Zebedee
Were you caught? If so, what was the punishment?

Did you get away with it?

What was it?

If I say all the crimes I committed, it would be a JesusIsAlive style post, so here are some of the one's I can remember that I got collared for:

-DUI
-DUI Marijuana
-Evading Arrest
-Felony Speeding
-Transporting Drugs Across State Lines
-CCW
-Assault
-Disorderly Conduct
-Resisting Implied Consent for a Soberiety Test

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
If I say all the crimes I committed, it would be a JesusIsAlive style post, so here are some of the one's I can remember that I got collared for:

-DUI
-DUI Marijuana
-Evading Arrest
-Felony Speeding
-Transporting Drugs Across State Lines
-CCW
-Assault
-Disorderly Conduct
-Resisting Implied Consent for a Soberiety Test and that was just last weekend.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
If I say all the crimes I committed, it would be a JesusIsAlive style post, so here are some of the one's I can remember that I got collared for:

-DUI
-DUI Marijuana
-Evading Arrest
-Felony Speeding
-Transporting Drugs Across State Lines
-CCW
-Assault
-Disorderly Conduct
-Resisting Implied Consent for a Soberiety Test



That's Bad Ass

Originally posted by Zebedee
Were you caught? If so, what was the punishment?

Did you get away with it?

What was it?

I have done a number of crimes but never got caught. That was in the past though as I am a good girl now

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
That's Bad Ass you said "ass"....hehehehe

Originally posted by Robtard
Hot.

droolio



Damn yuppies.

Speeding, when i was under age =drinking, probably other things

Originally posted by Oomny
no I have never commited a crime. I tried wine once..but that was years ago under adult supervision. I found it tasted a bit odd. oh back in the first grade I punched someone,the person has hated me since. but that does not count does it I am clean as whistle You've not been drunk yet? How old are you? 10?

Well I have a disorderly person...But hey, he deserved that slap.

It was pleaded down from an assault and battery.

Oh, and right now I'm up for Stalking, B&E, Unlawful entry, Resisting arrest. All trumpt up of course by the woman who's involved with the man I slapped. It's a 20 year felony. I won't plead this one down.

Stupid *****

Never convicted.

Got caught speeding a bit once. going 50mph in a 40mph zone.

That's all.

Oh, plus all the rapes and murder. But that's hardly here nor there.

lol rape

pot, underage drinking and driving without a licence

oh and I stole a pen from a doctor's office once.

No I wasnt caught.

jay walked.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
oh and I stole a pen from a doctor's office once.

That's a major no no, Shelly.

Originally posted by Secretus
That's a major no no, Shelly. It was pretty...

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
It was pretty... Shame, shame........I would never do that.

eraser mate? those are coooool.

QUOTE=9445748]Originally posted by chillmeistergen
In this country, you only get a curfew if you're given an anti social behaviour order.

Wrong. You can get a curfew as part of a setence on conviction or while on bail.

Originally posted by snoochyboochies
QUOTE=9445748]Originally posted by chillmeistergen
In this country, you only get a curfew if you're given an anti social behaviour order.

Wrong. You can get a curfew as part of a setence on conviction or while on bail.

Well, yes. But I thought that was blatantly obvious. I was talking about a curfew specifically aimed at young people, which ASBOs are.

No, I have never committed a crime. Or, yes, I have when I think about it. I've downloaded music and films.

Regards, Yvonne

Originally posted by BackFire
Got caught speeding a bit once.

thats not criminal

....jay walking.... underage drinking, but that was under adult supervision... err, stole stuff from charity(cans they deliver to school to fill up, stole from them for... err, refreshments and fare)...

I am such a bad person.

those were wrong, but already done... *shrug*

Underage drinking, stole from a supermarket. Usual minor teenage crimes!