Cumfarts, when you get analed and you fart.

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Violent2Dope
Discuss. Thanks for the idea Robtard!dur

Kelly_Bean
Too innapropriate.

Violent2Dope
Your mom's inappropriate!

C. C. Cowgirl
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Discuss. Thanks for the idea Robtard!dur

Cute ermm

Robtard
Agreed, "analed" isn't a word.

V2D, I was being sarcastic when I gave the suggestion, you gorilla.

Violent2Dope
It means being f*cked up the ass.erm

Sol Valentine
Man, this is nasty.

C. C. Cowgirl
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Man, this is nasty.

It is perfectly natural smile

ermm What the f**k?]

Barker
Have fun in ban-land. party34

Sol Valentine
No it's not. It's like getting a baby's bottle filled with formula stuck up your ass, then farting into the nip in the bottle. IT'S INHUMAN!!!!!!!

Run for the hills!!!!!!!

C. C. Cowgirl
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
No it's not. It's like getting a baby's bottle filled with formula stuck up your ass, then farting into the nip in the bottle. IT'S INHUMAN!!!!!!!

Run for the hills!!!!!!!

Humans have an anus ermm

It is a hole able to be penetrated ermm

Humans fart ermm

You are right yes Totaly inhuman big grin

Strangelove
Reported?

Yes, I think so

Violent2Dope
I cannot be banned. I am an omnipotent God, and I've gotten away with worse, I just made a "6 Reasons to Rape a Virgin" thread and a mod posted in it.

Grinning Goku
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Discuss. Thanks for the idea Robtard!dur

Why are you trying to get banned?

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Humans have an anus ermm

It is a hole able to be penetrated ermm

Humans fart ermm

You are right yes Totaly inhuman big grin

No, you don't know what I'm saying.

Robtard
Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Humans have an anus ermm

It is a hole able to be penetrated ermm

Humans fart ermm

You are right yes Totaly inhuman big grin

Win... now tell us about your personal experiences; be detailed.

Barker
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I cannot be banned. I am an omnipotent God, and I've gotten away with worse, I just made a "6 Reasons to Rape a Virgin" thread and a mod posted in it.
Backfire isn't exactly your "model moderator".

Robtard
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
No it's not. It's like getting a baby's bottle filled with formula stuck up your ass, then farting into the nip in the bottle. IT'S INHUMAN!!!!!!!

Run for the hills!!!!!!!

Sounds like your professing something.

Relax, it's just buttsex. smile (get it, I threw a joke in there)

Sol Valentine
Get out of it.
It's not supposed to.

C. C. Cowgirl
Everyone but Raz can be banned flirt

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Why are you trying to get banned? I am only breaking one rule, hardly a reason to get banned. And Backfire is your model moderator!

C. C. Cowgirl
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
No, you don't know what I'm saying.

Did you say it was inhuman? smile

Originally posted by Robtard
Win... now tell us about your personal experiences; be detailed.

Classified intel, sorry hug

Violent2Dope
Sol is relartively young, and is kinda naive. He's still my homy tho! Love you man!hug

Robtard
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Get out of it.
It's not supposed to.

I doubt you'd have a problem sticking your pecker into someone's mouth, yet "it's not supposed to" either.

Robtard
Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl

Classified intel, sorry hug

F'ing tease... how about a P.M., I'll buy you cookies.

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Sol is relartively young, and is kinda naive. He's still my homy tho! Love you man!hug

Thank you. I'm gonna die in 7 days though.

And Robtard, that post was a joke.

Barker
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Backfire is your model moderator!
I haven't laughed this hard since I last talked to Kram3r/Roland.

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Barker
I haven't laughed this hard since I last talked to Kram3r/Roland. Backfire is funny mane.

Sol Valentine
7 days.

Barker
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Backfire is funny mane.
Mods aren't supposed to be funny. 31

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Barker
Mods aren't supposed to be funny. 31 Why not?

Sol Valentine
Yes they can, mods aren't machines made in a cheap-labor shop in Ohio.

C. C. Cowgirl
Originally posted by Robtard
F'ing tease... how about a P.M., I'll buy you cookies.

Will not take you very far at all flirt

Robtard
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Yes they can, mods aren't machines made in a cheap-labor shop in Ohio.

You're correct, they're cheaper knockoffs made in China by children laborers working for pennies a day.

Sol Valentine
Oh, that was cold.

So you're saying Lana is a machine?

Robtard
Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Will not take you very far at all flirt

Did I mention they were Pepperidge Farm?

Robtard
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Oh, that was cold.

So you're saying Lana is a machine?

"Does the Pope wear a funny hate?"

C. C. Cowgirl
Matters little since I have never heard of that angel

Sol Valentine
Pepperidge farm!?!? What food is there? I'm hungry.

Violent2Dope
The Pope was a Nazi.

Sol Valentine
Do you know that Sol is spanish for sun? And Valentine mens love, so...

Sun Love.

Robtard
Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Matters little since I have never heard of that angel

Never? The Mint Milanos are like ambrosia.

http://www.junkfoodblog.com/uploaded_images/pepperidge-farm-dipped-cookies-715899.jpg

Sol Valentine
I want White Chocolate Macadamia cookies!

Robtard
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Do you know that Sol is spanish for sun? And Valentine mens love, so...

Sun Love.

Deep, like a colon.

Sol Valentine
I have another poem, just ask.

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Do you know that Sol is spanish for sun? And Valentine mens love, so...

Sun Love. LOL PUSSY! Jk mane.

Sol Valentine
The sun will burn you.

Sun Love/Moon Hate.

Violent2Dope
I'm bigger than a galaxy, stars are nothing to me.

Robtard
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I have another poem, just ask.


Okay, I am asking...

I have a limeric:

There once was a sailor named Dave,

Who found a dead whore in a cave,

She was missing one t!t

And her ass smelled like shit,

But, think of the money he'd save.

Author unknown

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Robtard
Okay, I am asking...

I have a limeric:

There once was a sailor named Dave,

Who found a dead whore in a cave,

She was missing one ***

And her ass smelled like shit,

But, think of the money he'd save. laughing laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing eek! Happy Dance Profiled.

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Robtard
Okay, I am asking...

I have a limeric:

There once was a sailor named Dave,

Who found a dead whore in a cave,

She was missing one t!t

And her ass smelled like shit,

But, think of the money he'd save.

Author unknown

LOLOMGWTFROTFLMAOOMG!!!!!

OK, Ahem.... this is part of a 2-page poem.

The Butterfly prays
At heaven's Altar
Darkness seeks light
Chaos seeks order
Reach to the top
To the top of punishment
Of the Tower of Purgatory.

Violent2Dope
Poems are gay.big grin

C. C. Cowgirl
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Poems are gay.big grin

Gay in this sense meaning 'Happy', folks smile

Robtard
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
LOLOMGWTFROTFLMAOOMG!!!!!

OK, Ahem.... this is part of a 2-page poem.

The Butterfly prays
At heaven's Altar
Darkness seeks light
Chaos seeks order
Reach to the top
To the top of punishment
Of the Tower of Purgatory.

Well, it's no Yeats.

Sol Valentine
Violent poems like this?:

I want to stick a chainsaw up her ass!
Then shoot that f@g's mouth with a shotgun
While torturing a geek for telling me my answer at school was wrong!
Screw these cvnt hos! They act like they shit didn't stink!
I'll bust a cap in some gangbanger, then cut off his face!

Robtard
Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Gay in this sense meaning 'Happy', folks smile

Still no P.M.... what, you like Oreos?

C. C. Cowgirl
Originally posted by Robtard
Still no P.M.... what, you like Oreos?

Just lazy roll eyes (sarcastic)

Sol Valentine
Oreo's are nasty, I want some White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Cookies!

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Violent poems like this?:

I want to stick a chainsaw up her ass!
Then shoot that f@g's mouth with a shotgun
While torturing a geek for telling me my answer at school was wrong!
Screw these cvnt hos! They act like they shit didn't stink!
I'll bust a cap in some gangbanger, then cut off his face! I can beat that.

In the name of the Witch I cut the head off a mule
I gutted it I put it on and then I wore it to school
That ain't the only thing I wore I wore a clip and some rounds
A f*ckin killa with this mule head and I'm clippin em down
Because I'm all out of choices and my voice is unheard
You and your boys get the word, aim for your forehead and burst
And all this fire's in the sky I see no diamonds it's true
Aim for your gut and blow your breakfast out behind you
I'm one with the Darkness

Robtard
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Oreo's are nasty, I want some White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Cookies!

You get nothing, I don't want to hear your sexually perverse exploits.

Baylin
yawn

Sol Valentine
GIMME SOME COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or I'll get V2D on you.

Baylin
*throws cookie*

Sol Valentine
Don't you ever yawn at me
*Throws cookie in garbage*

Gimme a cookie! And be nice doing it!

Baylin
*thows cookie* yawn

Sol Valentine
Don't test me, you're gonna regret it...

*Throws cookie in the garbage*

Now be nice, of I'll incapacitate you with blind fury.

Baylin
*eats cookie* yawn

bring it on! devil

Violent2Dope
*Grabs Baylin by the neck* You the one who's been botherin my ho!?

Sol Valentine
Fine then!

Hado 79: Black Rod Thunder Howl!

Baylin
*stands there not even slightly bothered* yawn

Dunno why he's he bothered, cuz I'm not...

Sol Valentine
You know what!!!!!

This guy is obviously a weakling trying to hide behind a cool and calm attitude. I'm not gonna bother with him.

And I'm not your ho V2D.

Baylin
laughing out loud gee sussed me out...






















yawn maybe I'm just tired! wink

Sol Valentine
No you're not. Weakling.

InnerRise
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I cannot be banned. I am an omnipotent God, and I've gotten away with worse, I just made a "6 Reasons to Rape a Virgin" thread and a mod posted in it. no expression

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I cannot be banned. haermm

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I cannot be banned. haermm

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I cannot be banned. haermm

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I cannot be banned. haermm

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I cannot be banned. haermm

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I cannot be banned. haermm

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I cannot be banned. haermm

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I cannot be banned. haermm


Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Sol Valentine
You didn't have to waste your time like that.

InnerRise
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
You didn't have to waste your time like that. Wasn't a waste of time at all. Only took a second.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

dadudemon
Originally posted by Baylin
*thows cookie* yawn

I rawfled...

Baylin, you my new hero.

Schecter
"Cumfarts, when you get analed and you fart."

'cumfarts' is descriptive enough. you really didnt have to explain it.

Captain REX
Oh, I must have missed this. Closed.

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