Reality Bites, dosen't it?

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Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

Reality Bites, dosen't it?

We all know that the things in those reality tv shows are staged. But imagine if you were in one of them? and there was no script involved, how would you go about playing your role in the show?

kodak Party Dave

Pantsless.

Tattoo Senior Member
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
We all know that the things in those reality tv shows are staged. But imagine if you were in one of them? and there was no script involved, how would you go about playing your role in the show?

I would play me. ermm

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

I would play the dark, melancholic role with the wisdom of a sage and make my roomates cower in fear when my thoughts on different things are challenged.

kodak Party Dave

Originally posted by kodak
Pantsless.
With a neat hat and some shades.

Shelbert Lemon ubuntu

A hat would keep your face from being sunburned. 👆

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

I would sport the:

DKNY Black Pirate shirt
ED Hardy hoody
Blazer
LOT 29 Jeans
And some Ghost Pro-Keds
With some nice shades and a nice hat. And a manchete. Y'know, when I get pissed.

Captain REX Networking

I hate reality shows. Especially as there is one currently based at my old high school, starring people that I know.

Röland Masked Vigilante

I'd be a Paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I could use the Helm of Disintegration and do 1D4 damage as my half-Elf mage wields his +5 Holy Avenger.

JLred Senior Member

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I would sport the:

DKNY Black Pirate shirt
ED Hardy hoody
Blazer
LOT 29 Jeans
And some Ghost Pro-Keds
With some nice shades and a nice hat. And a manchete. Y'know, when I get pissed.

manchete?

do you mean machete?

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

Yes, machete. Are you questioning my authority? I'll cut you in half too!

Sorry.

I just need my chains, machete, and computer. and I'll be set for a show.

Tattoo Senior Member
Originally posted by Captain REX
I hate reality shows. Especially as there is one currently based at my old high school, starring people that I know.

Sounds ghey...do they act like themselves or do they act like jackasses?

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

They must act like fools, just to increase thier popularity.

Secretus Restricted

Re: Reality Bites, dosen't it?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
We all know that the things in those reality tv shows are staged. But imagine if you were in one of them? and there was no script involved, how would you go about playing your role in the show?

Drunk and multiple masturbation's.

lord xyz Restricted

I'd be the guy who doesn't give a shit what's going on and just be funny.

miss_swann wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i wouldn't talk and just give people "looks" when they p***ed me off.

Captain REX Networking
Originally posted by Tattoo
Sounds ghey...do they act like themselves or do they act like jackasses?

Trick question. They're jackasses in reality, but they act like different jackasses in "reality."

They're all pampered little brats hooking up with each other while spending pointlessly large amounts of money doing random shite.