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Here's how to shower. The difference between showering like a woman and showering like man.

How to shower like a woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

How to shower like a man: Take clothes off while sitting on the edge of bed, leave them in a pile on the floor.

#2 for women: Walk in bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

#2 for men: Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making "woo woo" sounds.

#3 for women: Look at your womanly physique in the mirror. Make mental note "must do more sit-ups".

#3 for men: Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Suck up your gut to see if you have any pecs. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.

#4 for women: Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

*4 for Men: Get in the shower, don't bother to look for a wash cloth you don't have one. Wash your hands, wash your face, wash your armpits and let the water rinse it off. Blow your nose. Crack up at how loud your farts sound in the shower.

Sexist

Its weird, because I usually shower with my girlfriend. So I do all of the guy and girl things.

There is alot of difference but it will take too long to go through all of them!jm

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
There is alot of difference but it will take too long to go through all of them!jm Guys have to wash their wee wee?

TRH, my English professor said this right off some paper he was reading on the first day of class. I had a voice recorder and was typing that while I was playing it.

According to that list, I'm not that manly.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
According to that list, I'm not that manly. don't worry about it, only self obsessed men shower in that way. (but then how would I know? It just sounds vain and show off to me!)

Originally posted by shin_gear
Here's how to shower. The difference between showering like a woman and showering like man.

How to shower like a woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

How to shower like a man: Take clothes off while sitting on the edge of bed, leave them in a pile on the floor.

#2 for women: Walk in bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

#2 for men: Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making "woo woo" sounds.

#3 for women: Look at your womanly physique in the mirror. Make mental note "must do more sit-ups".

#3 for men: Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Suck up your gut to see if you have any pecs. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.

#4 for women: Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

*4 for Men: Get in the shower, don't bother to look for a wash cloth you don't have one. Wash your hands, wash your face, wash your armpits and let the water rinse it off. Blow your nose. Crack up at how loud your farts sound in the shower.

haermm

Originally posted by shin_gear
Here's how to shower. The difference between showering like a woman and showering like man.

How to shower like a woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

How to shower like a man: Take clothes off while sitting on the edge of bed, leave them in a pile on the floor.

#2 for women: Walk in bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

#2 for men: Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making "woo woo" sounds.

#3 for women: Look at your womanly physique in the mirror. Make mental note "must do more sit-ups".

#3 for men: Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Suck up your gut to see if you have any pecs. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.

#4 for women: Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

*4 for Men: Get in the shower, don't bother to look for a wash cloth you don't have one. Wash your hands, wash your face, wash your armpits and let the water rinse it off. Blow your nose. Crack up at how loud your farts sound in the shower.

I'm a thorough bather.

Same. I just find it funny and made this thread because of that.

Originally posted by shin_gear
Here's how to shower. The difference between showering like a woman and showering like man.

How to shower like a woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

How to shower like a man: Take clothes off while sitting on the edge of bed, leave them in a pile on the floor.

#2 for women: Walk in bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

#2 for men: Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making "woo woo" sounds.

#3 for women: Look at your womanly physique in the mirror. Make mental note "must do more sit-ups".

#3 for men: Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Suck up your gut to see if you have any pecs. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.

#4 for women: Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

*4 for Men: Get in the shower, don't bother to look for a wash cloth you don't have one. Wash your hands, wash your face, wash your armpits and let the water rinse it off. Blow your nose. Crack up at how loud your farts sound in the shower.

Inaccurate

It's a parody of old tradition.

Inaccurate

Your professor needs to get some material, that isn't widely available on the internet. Tell him from me that he's bringing down the quality of humour.

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Inaccurate
Quite.

Well, he did get it from the internet it seems. He was reading it off a piece of paper and didn't agree with some of the things listed.

I just laughed at it and so did others in my class. I don't agree with it though.

HAHA RIGHT.

I do more female things then guys.

Originally posted by shin_gear
Well, he did get it from the internet it seems. He was reading it off a piece of paper and didn't agree with some of the things listed.

I just laughed at it and so did others in my class. I don't agree with it though.

I did not find it fun or accurate

Why did I come to this thread?

Originally posted by lord xyz
Why did I come to this thread?

Curiosity

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Curiosity

Finished watching porn.

I pee in the shower. every time.

Pee! Got it!

Continue, I am here for you to talk to hug

women do it to, they just wont admit it.

I can admit

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
I can admit and you rock.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
and you rock.
and roll hoochie koo...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
and you rock.

I am not the only one flirt

Originally posted by JLred
and roll hoochie koo...

I do roll, but not for you hug

discrimination against short haired's...

Not at all I am just careful about who I roll with. You never know where they have been shrug

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Not at all I am just careful about who I roll with. You never know where they have been shrug


well i don't roll that way...

You would totaly roll my way if I let you

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
You would totaly roll my way if I let you
if i had the hair

If I let you

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
If I let you
If i had the hair you'd let me

Most likely not

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Most likely not

trust me you would...

Too confident for me. Anyone that take for granted that they can have me is not my type

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Too confident for me. Anyone that take for granted that they can have me is not my type
anyone has confidence online

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Too confident for me. Anyone that take for granted that they can have me is not my type they need to put some work in first, yes?

Confidence as confidence shrug

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
they need to put some work in first, yes?

Exactly flirt

Originally posted by JLred
anyone has confidence online

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Confidence as confidence shrug

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Exactly flirt I am too lazy to put work in. well, if its the right girl, I will bend over backwards.

I would do you

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
I would do you I am unattainable, sweetie.

I would rape you

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
I did not find it fun or accurate Says the woman that made a thread about what sex is in charge.

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl


not all badass online dudes are super people-persons...

Originally posted by shin_gear
Here's how to shower. The difference between showering like a woman and showering like man.

How to shower like a woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

How to shower like a man: Take clothes off while sitting on the edge of bed, leave them in a pile on the floor.

#2 for women: Walk in bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

#2 for men: Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making "woo woo" sounds.

#3 for women: Look at your womanly physique in the mirror. Make mental note "must do more sit-ups".

#3 for men: Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Suck up your gut to see if you have any pecs. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.

#4 for women: Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

*4 for Men: Get in the shower, don't bother to look for a wash cloth you don't have one. Wash your hands, wash your face, wash your armpits and let the water rinse it off. Blow your nose. Crack up at how loud your farts sound in the shower.


I'm guessing you're still a virgin.

Wasn't a question, btw.

Originally posted by JLred
not all badass online dudes are super people-persons...

You are very correct

Originally posted by Dreamt
Says the woman that made a thread about what sex is in charge.

Your point?

Originally posted by Secretus
I'm guessing you're still a virgin.

Wasn't a question, btw.

Originally posted by Secretus
I'm guessing you're still a virgin.

Wasn't a question, btw. I'm assuming you didn't bother to read the entire first page of my thread bud.