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Come round, ye one and ye all!

Have a problem? I'll help ya solve 'em!

Need some advice? I've got plenty.

Whether the problem is major or minor, whether the problem is serious or rather silly, I'll hear ya out!

I may seem like a jerk sometimes, but I'm actually even nicer than I look, which is pretty farkin nice.

So PM me, or leave a comment, and I'll get to ya as fast as I can.

Satisfaction guarenteed!

Originally posted by SelphieT
Come round, ye one and ye all!

Have a problem? I'll help ya solve 'em!

Need some advice? I've got plenty.

Whether the problem is major or minor, whether the problem is serious or rather silly, I'll hear ya out!

I may seem like a jerk sometimes, but I'm actually even nicer than I look, which is pretty farkin nice.

So PM me, or leave a comment, and I'll get to ya as fast as I can.

Satisfaction guarenteed! i cant kill my self

Originally posted by MR.Grum
i cant kill my self

Have you tried killing Mr. Grum?

ermm I feel like jumping off a bridge.

Originally posted by Sapphiree
ermm I feel like jumping off a bridge.

Whats wrong sweetie?

I have an insane obsession with boobs. What should I do? 31

I'm Vinny.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Whats wrong sweetie?
haermm Oh nothing, it was a joke.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I'm Vinny.

Now, is that a problem, or just your name?

Originally posted by SelphieT
Have you tried indulging boobs yet?

It may not be that "insane", but it may be quite healthy.

Yeah, I've indulged a few sets of boobs in my time, but the obsession won't go away! IT'S CONTROLLING MY LOVE LIFE!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Originally posted by SelphieT
Have you tried killing Mr. Grum? yeah but i keep surviving Damn mammalian instinct .stupid brain

hysterical

I have a gaping hole in between my buttcheeks that reeks of death and expels fierce tasting chocolate on a daily basis! What do I do?!

Originally posted by SelphieT
Instead of the boobs controlling your love life, how about you control your love life's boobs?

That's pure genius! Thank you Selphie, you have shown me the light!

Originally posted by MR.Grum
yeah but i keep surviving Damn mammalian instinct .stupid brain

Maybe you should hire someone....?

Originally posted by SelphieT
Maybe you should hire someone....? there all pussys

Originally posted by Scythe
I have a gaping hole in between my buttcheeks that reeks of death and expels fierce tasting chocolate on a daily basis! What do I do?!

Next time you go to the store, make sure you get something called "2 ply".

Originally posted by SelphieT
Thats what I'm here for steeksthat and experiments

Originally posted by MR.Grum
steeksthat and experiments

Okay, if you really want to die, beg Scythe to have sex with you. I'm sure that will do the trick.

Scythe would probably kill him THEN have sex with him. haermm

Originally posted by SelphieT
Okay, if you really want to die, beg Scythe to have sex with you. I'm sure that will do the trick. lmao did that 3 days ago for fun

Originally posted by SelphieT
Thats the point, babeh.

I thought you meant he'd kill him while having sex with him.

That could happen too though. So many possibilities. He's a complex goat.

Originally posted by MR.Grum
herbnone

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w82/dclap24/shoop%20da%20woop/lutherkingjrlazor.gif

Originally posted by Scythe
Aren't you lucky, she showed you the light. She always shows me the fight...



I'm not made of money...

Then get two one ply's, and put 'em together.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Then get two one ply's, and put 'em together.


Anything to trick me into not knowing I'm poor...

You have a job you loser! No help for you!

Originally posted by MR.Grum
Hyper beam!!! Martin luther King!!

His power level is.....9....9...9,000!

Originally posted by MR.Grum
What! 9000!

I know! IT'S INSANE!

Wow

People, this thread is for asking for help.

If people don't get their necessary help, they'll end up like Scythe, which is a very serious matter.

Originally posted by SelphieT
If people don't get their necessary help, they'll end up like Scythe, which is a very serious matter.


Yeah I know! I'm f*cking retarded as ass shit! Do you wanna end up like that? Gettin' prodded in the titters with everyone's pen?!

Originally posted by Scythe
Yeah I know! I'm f*cking retarded as ass shit! Do you wanna end up like that? Gettin' prodded in the titters with everyone's pen?!

Yeah I know! *pokes Scythe's nipple with a pen*

Originally posted by SelphieT
Yeah I know! *pokes Scythe's nipple with a pen*

Ooh Owwie!

Originally posted by Scythe
Ooh Owwie!

Oh sorry! *twists nipple*

I need some advice, some girl over the interweb twisted my nipple and now it hurts...

Originally posted by Scythe
I need some advice, some girl over the interweb twisted my nipple and now it hurts...

My best advice is..........let her do it.

Uh - oh

Anyone else need help? I'm here right now, so I can help you right away

Come on people, don't be shy.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Come round, ye one and ye all!

Have a problem? I'll help ya solve 'em!

Need some advice? I've got plenty.

Whether the problem is major or minor, whether the problem is serious or rather silly, I'll hear ya out!

I may seem like a jerk sometimes, but I'm actually even nicer than I look, which is pretty farkin nice.

So PM me, or leave a comment, and I'll get to ya as fast as I can.

Satisfaction guarenteed!


I need help picking up the chicks..

Originally posted by jinzin
I need help picking up the chicks.. dont wear tube socks in your pants.

wait.. I'm NOT supposed to do that?


MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A FACADE! NOOOOOO!!!! (*runs away*)

and no means no.

LIES all of it!

trim your pubes.

SelphieT is sleeping at the moment and will return to answer your concerns soon Jinzin, this has been her sexy ass goat secratary with a friendly reminder!

Originally posted by Scythe
SelphieT is sleeping at the moment and will return to answer your concerns soon Jinzin, this has been her sexy ass goat secratary with a friendly reminder! trim your pubes .

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
trim your pubes .



Originally posted by Scythe
SelphieT is sleeping at the moment and will return to answer your concerns soon Jinzin, this has been her sexy ass goat secratary with a friendly reminder!

wait... goat?

As for Selph.. WAKE HER ASS UP!

Originally posted by jinzin




wait... goat?

As for Selph.. WAKE HER ASS UP!

Wait what......? *gets out of bed*

Okay, so you have problems with the ladies? You need help picking them up? You may want to date girls under 200 lbs then.

I have a problem

oh what is it

I'm too sexy for my shirt
too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan
too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

now that is right

Originally posted by SelphieT
But the most important thing is, do you think you are too sexy for yourself?

Yes, thats my problem weep

No...hmm

Originally posted by SelphieT
Go out, experiment. I think it will do some good for you.

Youre so right touched'

I should start a thread like this but make it from a mans point of veiw what do you all think

Originally posted by SelphieT
Glad I could help.

Stop coming onto me nahuh

For my shirt..weep

i have a problem

Like what

should start a thread like this but make it from a mans point of veiw

That'd be copying.

no i would take the same problems that you get asked and stat them from a mans point of view

Originally posted by Dgw2007
no i would take the same problems that you get asked and stat them from a mans point of view

Whatever, I don't care.

Does anyone else need some help? Please?

Originally posted by Dgw2007
should start a thread like this but make it from a mans point of veiw sexism,you are a redneck gone AWOLhaermm

Originally posted by TRH
sexism,you are a redneck gone AWOLhaermm

TRH! Do you need any advice/help? Eh? eeeeeehhhhh?

Originally posted by TRH
sexism,you are a redneck gone AWOLhaermm Hey REDNECK i am NOt a damn REDNECK

Originally posted by Dgw2007
Hey REDNECK i am NOt a damn REDNECK

Will you kindly leave my thread?

no i love to piss people off

Originally posted by Dgw2007
no i love to piss people off

You are not pissing anyone off, if anything you are mildly annoying.

And I'm asking you nicely. Please leave?

Originally posted by Dgw2007
Hey REDNECK i am NOt a damn REDNECK Can you spell?Originally posted by SelphieT
TRH! Do you need any advice/help? Eh? eeeeeehhhhh? hmm....not really

Originally posted by SelphieT
You are not pissing anyone off, if anything you are mildly annoying.

And I'm asking you nicely. Please leave? i won't leave with out Addvice

Originally posted by Dgw2007
i won't leave with out Addvice I will give you some,get your ass of the net,it is to smart for you

Originally posted by TRH
I will give you some,get your ass of the net,it is to smart for you then you should do it if it so smart you fart

Originally posted by Dgw2007
then you should do it if it so smart you fart ......the point is you never got passed the 3rd grade....so GTFO

Originally posted by TRH
......the point is you never got passed the 3rd grade....so GTFO yes i did i event got passed college

Originally posted by Dgw2007
yes i did i event got passed college and you can't spell?...nah

**** off

Originally posted by Dgw2007
**** off nah

yes *****

Originally posted by Dgw2007
yes ***** the fact that this is upsetting you shows you have issues

if you don't shut your mouth i will taske made 4 beer bottel and will knock you out *****

Originally posted by Dgw2007
if you don't shut your mouth i will taske made 4 beer bottel and will knock you out ***** no you won't...you can't spell

Originally posted by TRH
no you won't...you can't spell maby i will *****

Originally posted by Dgw2007
if you don't shut your mouth i will taske made 4 beer bottel and will knock you out *****

Here's some advice:

-Learn how to spell

-Improve your grammar

-Make your own thread, and get the hell out of mine, you stupid troll

now now Selphie take a deep deep breath and exhale

Yes, even advisors can get stressed. *exhale*

So anyways....

Originally posted by SelphieT
Here's some advice:

-Learn how to spell

-Improve your grammar

-Make your own thread, and get the hell out of mine, you stupid troll i thought i did not get you mad

I am the breeze which cools her brow

Originally posted by Dgw2007
i thought i did not get you mad

Being stressed is very different than being mad.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Being stressed is very different than being mad. Shure oh no i am on your thread

Originally posted by Dgw2007
Shure oh no i am on your thread

Are you sure you are an adult? I think you need proffesional help, something that does not involve the internet.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Wait what......? *gets out of bed*

Okay, so you have problems with the ladies? You need help picking them up? You may want to date girls under 200 lbs then.

Someone died in this thread, I know it...

who died?

Originally posted by jinzin


Whats wrong?

SelphieT i have a real problem

Originally posted by Dgw2007
SelphieT i have a real problem

Whaddup?

What is the best way to tell a forum sorry

Originally posted by Dgw2007
What is the best way to tell a forum sorry

log off.

Originally posted by Dgw2007
What is the best way to tell a forum sorry

*shrugs* I wouldn't recommend doing a public apology. Usually things happen for the worse when that happens.......

The best thing to do might be just to put it behind your back, and move on.

Thank YOY

Well, I shall be back. Bedtime for Selphie

Originally posted by SelphieT
Well, I shall be back. Bedtime for Selphie ~bites~

Originally posted by MR.Grum
~bites~

My bum again! Do you have a problem with biting people's bums?

bum biting is fuuuuuuun.

Selphie should I drink RED WINE or Beer and should I go swimming or gyming to the cinema or to the club

Originally posted by don't shiv
Selphie should I drink RED WINE or Beer and should I go swimming or gyming to the cinema or to the club

Well, I can't exactly help you out on the first one. I'm not a big fan of too many beers, or wine in general. If I had to choose beer, I'd honestly probably choose.......Corona or something. I'm more of a cider and liquor person. Sparks are good too. But as long as its not Budweiser, feel free to drink.

The latter question....it all depends on what you feel like

Originally posted by SelphieT
My bum again! Do you have a problem with biting people's bums? do you have a problem with me biting your bum

Originally posted by MR.Grum
do you have a problem with me biting your bum

Well, if you did it a bit gentler, maybe I'd like it.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Well, if you did it a bit gentler, maybe I'd like it. ~nibbles~

Originally posted by MR.Grum
~nibbles~

Ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Gerroff me! Gerroff meeee! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Originally posted by SelphieT
Ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Gerroff me! Gerroff meeee! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! hi how are you

Should I have mashed potatoes with my chicken or not?

Originally posted by SelphieT
Ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Gerroff me! Gerroff meeee! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! hehehe

Oh Selphie, you silly!

I got some money paid into my bank account today. intend to save most of it. also intend to spend some on travelling, a gift fer shorty who I ain't talked to in a while, club joining fee, a bigass stereo, new threads, a few CDs TradePaperbacks, ipod, new Notebook, winning Lottery Ticket & a shiny new Camera

my heads spinning Selph

"A lill'e help Here?!?"

Originally posted by don't shiv
I got some money paid into my bank account today. intend to save most of it. also intend to spend some on travelling, a gift fer shorty who I ain't talked to in a while, club joining fee, a bigass stereo, new threads, a few CDs TradePaperbacks, ipod, new Notebook, winning Lottery Ticket & a shiny new Camera

my heads spinning Selph

"A lill'e help Here?!?"

Well first things first. Take care of the priorities, or the things that need to be done first. Thats what I recommend. So.....It all really depends on what you think is most important/what you need right away.

Originally posted by Scythe
Should I have mashed potatoes with my chicken or not?

YES! Tis delicious!

Originally posted by Dgw2007
hi how are you

I am fine, how are you?

You're Solid Gold S.T.

So like, I like totally like this girl in my class, and she like gave me her MSN, but I'm afraid of adding her because I'm like afraid of saying something stupid. I'm like totally depressed about this, could you like please help me?

Originally posted by Slay
So like, I like totally like this girl in my class, and she like gave me her MSN, but I'm afraid of adding her because I'm like afraid of saying something stupid. I'm like totally depressed about this, could you like please help me?

Just tell her you have a large package. That will solve everything.

Originally posted by Slay
Haha you believed me you dumb ****! Haha, I hope you rot in the ground and that your balls will be eaten by maggots, haha!

Hmm, I think the "I hope your balls will be eaten by maggots" line was a bit extreme.

Originally posted by Slay
So like, I like totally like this girl in my class, and she like gave me her MSN, but I'm afraid of adding her because I'm like afraid of saying something stupid. I'm like totally depressed about this, could you like please help me?

I thought you were the Total Package.

Originally posted by don't shiv
You're Solid Gold S.T.

Oh you!

Originally posted by SelphieT
Indeed, t'was.

At least someone agrees with me.

This guy, slay, he's like addicted to me and won't leave me alone. 131wank

Please help.

I wish to chat in this thread, earlier today. Tomorrow for some.

I don't wipe my ass corrcetly so now my entire ass region is encrusted with shit, seriously, it sounds like tree bark scraping leather every time I push my wheelchair, what do I do?!?!