Vampire Squid from Hell

I think that is possibly the most intense, actual scientific name for any creature in existance.

I now own one in place of my Ban Button. If you piss me off, I simply latch the Vampire Squid to your neck and you die. Slowly.

I dub him Philbert.

Can you have him mate with something and give me one of the babies?

I think that would be the most awesome pet ever.

"What's that in the tank?"
"Vampire squid."
"..."

I foresee a fantastic blow job.

I seriously need one of those. Not just want. I may in fact be unable to live without a pet Vampire Squid.

Originally posted by Captain REX
I think that is possibly the most intense, actual scientific name for any creature in existance.

I now own one in place of my Ban Button. If you piss me off, I simply latch the Vampire Squid to your neck and you die. Slowly.

I dub him Philbert.

Don't worry, Philbert will just eat you alive while dragging you down into the sulfuric pits of Hell.

how large is this abomination?

It's called a Vampire Squid because of it spiny protrusions where its suckers are supposed to be....not because it sucks blood. (It really doesn't...it eats with a beak like every other squid.)

It is very badass, as Captain Rex pointed out.

And what if the member being punished has a squid fetish? eh? Didn't think about that one, did ya Rex? ;P

I see your Vampire Squid from Hell and raise you my Demon Koala.....dont be fooled by its looks, it can kill a man by blinking ermmnone

Awwwwwww, will you look at the little precious *CHOMP!* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY MOST OF ME!!

Vampire Squid........farkin' scary........

My sister thinks the vampire squid is cool.

And, when I showed my mom, she said "holy crap, is that actually real?"

screw vampire squid.... check out that ****in scary Koala Bear

That Koala Bear has nothing on the Vampire Squid. You don't see cute little crackery chocolate snack things being made of the Vampire Squid, do you?

...though, maybe that could have some marketing potential...

Originally posted by §P0oONY
I foresee a fantastic blow job.

You go first.

Yes.