Vampire Squid from Hell

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Captain REX
I think that is possibly the most intense, actual scientific name for any creature in existance.

I now own one in place of my Ban Button. If you piss me off, I simply latch the Vampire Squid to your neck and you die. Slowly.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7c/Vampyroteuthis1.jpg/800px-Vampyroteuthis1.jpg

I dub him Philbert.

Röland
Can you have him mate with something and give me one of the babies?

Lana
I think that would be the most awesome pet ever.

"What's that in the tank?"
"Vampire squid."
"..."

§P0oONY
I foresee a fantastic blow job.

General Kaliero
I seriously need one of those. Not just want. I may in fact be unable to live without a pet Vampire Squid.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Captain REX
I think that is possibly the most intense, actual scientific name for any creature in existance.

I now own one in place of my Ban Button. If you piss me off, I simply latch the Vampire Squid to your neck and you die. Slowly.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7c/Vampyroteuthis1.jpg/800px-Vampyroteuthis1.jpg

I dub him Philbert. I fear not your vampire squid, byatch.......please dont ban me. embarrasment

Captain REX
Don't worry, Philbert will just eat you alive while dragging you down into the sulfuric pits of Hell.

Rogue Jedi
how large is this abomination?

Vinny Valentine
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/Pedobearsquid.jpg

dadudemon
It's called a Vampire Squid because of it spiny protrusions where its suckers are supposed to be....not because it sucks blood. (It really doesn't...it eats with a beak like every other squid.)

It is very badass, as Captain Rex pointed out.

Kosta
And what if the member being punished has a squid fetish? eh? Didn't think about that one, did ya Rex? ;P

Mišt
I see your Vampire Squid from Hell and raise you my Demon Koala.....dont be fooled by its looks, it can kill a man by blinking ermmnone
http://www.harunyahya.com/articles/images_articles/koala2.jpg

Kosta
Awwwwwww, will you look at the little precious *CHOMP!* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY MOST OF ME!!

Mišt
http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/8421/koala2copykr7.jpg

SelphieT
Vampire Squid........farkin' scary........

Lana
My sister thinks the vampire squid is cool.

And, when I showed my mom, she said "holy crap, is that actually real?"

FoxMeister
screw vampire squid.... check out that ****in scary Koala Bear

Captain REX
That Koala Bear has nothing on the Vampire Squid. You don't see cute little crackery chocolate snack things being made of the Vampire Squid, do you?

...though, maybe that could have some marketing potential...

Secretus

Captain REX
Yes.

Rogue Jedi
whoa whoa WHOA...what'd I miss?

Dreamt
Originally posted by Captain REX
I think that is possibly the most intense, actual scientific name for any creature in existance.

I now own one in place of my Ban Button. If you piss me off, I simply latch the Vampire Squid to your neck and you die. Slowly.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7c/Vampyroteuthis1.jpg/800px-Vampyroteuthis1.jpg

I dub him Philbert. I find this thread incredibly vulgar and obscene.

I am now banning you, locking this thread, and taking your vampire pet for my own diabolical purposes/culinary needs.

Rogue Jedi
hell yeah, filet that bad boy and deep fry it.

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