Questions for Superman followers

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Sarutobi700
Has Superman ever had sex?
Does Superman know how to pick up girls?
Why does Supes get pummeled by the likes of Solomon GRUNDY?
Has Supes ever destroyed a planet(not a gas giant)whilst fighting?
Is Supes a speed Force User?
How fast does Superman FIGHT?
Is Superman Gay?
How many kids does Superman have?
If Krypton was still here would Superman be the strongest Kryptonian?


Please post scans for proof

pr1983
spite thread that'll probably be closed...

Sarutobi700
Its not spite im really want to get into Superman

Magee
Originally posted by Sarutobi700
Has Superman ever had sex? Yes
Does Superman know how to pick up girls? Yes, he is Superman he just needs to look at a woman.
Why does Supes get pummeled by the likes of Solomon GRUNDY? PIS
Has Supes ever destroyed a planet(not a gas giant)whilst fighting? No, he has split a moon in half and moved a planet pushing against him at the speed of light.
Is Supes a speed Force User? No.
How fast does Superman FIGHT? Fast.
Is Superman Gay? No.
How many kids does Superman have? 0
If Krypton was still here would Superman be the strongest Kryptonian? Yes if he had been on earth/ exposed to a yellow sun longer than them.


Please post scans for proof SUPERMAN RESPECT THREAD

Sarutobi700
Thanks Magee now i have learned more about Supermans character

Rorschach
Originally posted by Sarutobi700
Has Superman ever had sex? Yes.

Does Superman know how to pick up girls? Yes.

Why does Supes get pummeled by the likes of Solomon GRUNDY?Grundy's power varies, sometimes he's a team wrecker.

Has Supes ever destroyed a planet(not a gas giant)whilst fighting? He and Zod were destroying a planet while fighting in the Phantom Zone

Is Supes a speed Force User? No.

How fast does Superman FIGHT? Fast.

Is Superman Gay? No.

How many kids does Superman have? Currently none. He's had children in possible/alternate futures.

If Krypton was still here would Superman be the strongest Kryptonian? Only if he had absorbed more Solar Enegy than the others.


Please post scans for proof. Check the Superman respect thread.

Originally posted by pr1983
spite thread that'll probably be closed...

Yeah, this guy is a DBZtard from Naruto Forums. He's one of the few people who support Phenomenol. sick

Magee
Maybe he is Phenomenol. wink

Endless Mike
No, they're different. For one thing, this guy deliberately admits he's a troll.

Sarutobi700
^^When did i admit trollism?

Sarutobi700
Iv asked one of my friend who loves Superman and he said Supes has never had sex before. He said he's only kissed 4 women in his life. He claimed Supes can go faster than most speed force users(lol). And he said supes is an average kyptonian, and that if kypton was still here he would be nothing.

Endless Mike
When you told me that you were going to follow me to this forum to continue trolling me

Oh BTW the reason he can't have sex with Lois is because if he did it would kill her.

Sarutobi700
^^Is his dick that loong?

Endless Mike
He's just that strong and durable. Have you ever read the essay "Man of Steel, Woman of Tissue"?

Sarutobi700
No is it cannon? So Supes is a 40yr old virgin lol. Why doesnt he go and bang wonder woman. Neways how come people dont recognize that clark is superman? Its a bit obvious

Endless Mike
Actually it is canon. They discussed it in a recent issue I believe.

As for Wonder Woman, if he did that he would be cheating on Lois (although he did have a kid with her in an alternate reality).

Rorschach
He has had sex with Lois.

http://i84.imagethrust.com/t/1325402/sm21216.jpghttp://i84.imagethrust.com/t/1325403/sm21217.jpg

He can control himself, unlike this guy.

http://i83.imagethrust.com/t/1325404/actioncomics8212005teamdc.jpghttp://i84.imagethrust.com/t/1325405/actioncomics8212005teamdc.jpg

superkronick92
Originally posted by Rorschach
He has had sex with Lois.

http://i84.imagethrust.com/t/1325402/sm21216.jpghttp://i84.imagethrust.com/t/1325403/sm21217.jpg

He can control himself, unlike this guy.

http://i83.imagethrust.com/t/1325404/actioncomics8212005teamdc.jpghttp://i84.imagethrust.com/t/1325405/actioncomics8212005teamdc.jpg

The second scan is pretty creepy sick

WrathfulDwarf
My IQ just drop to the floor.

So I'm closing the thread.

"Is his dick that loong?"

What kind of shit is this? Closing.

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