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I got home from my first day of school, and I was hungry as hell! But the fridge is locked. And The only thing I have is 5 popcorn crumbs, and I'm supposed to deliver a plate of food to my aunt, but it's locked, I'm hungry, and I'm about to go batshit crazy.

WTF am I supposed to do!!!!!?????

You have a lock on your fridge?

What the ****?... Since when do fridges have locks on!?

Who the hell has a LOCK on their refrigerator?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I got home from my first day of school, and I was hungry as hell! But the fridge is locked. And The only thing I have is 5 popcorn crumbs, and I'm supposed to deliver a plate of food to my aunt, but it's locked, I'm hungry, and I'm about to go batshit crazy.

WTF am I supposed to do!!!!!????? Dial 9-1-1 and turn your parents over for child abuse.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Well, when I mean locked, I mean stuck. You see, the fridge fixit guy was working on the fridge yesterday, and he put too much of the sticky stuff on it.

Now I feel like passing out.

Haha, just started school.

Have fun in June.

Originally posted by Naz
You have a lock on your fridge?

Maybe he is mordily obese and his mother has to lock the 'fridge in order to keep his fat arse from cleaning it the f*ck out...

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Well, when I mean locked, I mean stuck. You see, the fridge fixit guy was working on the fridge yesterday, and he put too much of the sticky stuff on it.

Now I feel like passing out.
Call your aunt, explain the situation, scrounge up some money and order a pizza or pry the f*cker open with a crowbar.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Well, when I mean locked, I mean stuck. You see, the fridge fixit guy was working on the fridge yesterday, and he put too much of the sticky stuff on it.

Now I feel like passing out. Suck it up and go hungry .

My Aunt is in a hotel in the Bahamas.

I'm not not obese.

Go steal food.

I can't leave home yet.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I can't leave home yet. How old are you?

Well I guess you're SOL buddy. Any food in the cabinets or pantry?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
My Aunt is in a hotel in the Bahamas.

I'm not not obese.

TRYING TO TRICK ME WITH YOUR VILE DOUBLE NEGATIVES?!

Find a hot slu.t, and eat her.

No, my brother bulldogged the food when he was having his party 2 days ago. But, I have some expired half eaten ravioli.

Dude you're black. Suck it up and pry the Fridge door open with your bare hands, like a real black men should. Or, use your stereotypically large african-american phallus to pry the door open.

Originally posted by Barker
Haha, just started school.

Have fun in June.

Haha I start in a week and finish start of April. 13

Originally posted by Shin_Blax
Dude you're black. Suck it up and pry the Fridge door open with your bare hands, like a real black men should. Or, use your stereotypically large african-american phallus to pry the door open.

I have an idea, I'll use my mom's machete and cut the doors open..... But I'll get my ass kicked and be forced to buy another one.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Find a hot slu.t, and eat her.

lol fish dinner.

This is natural selection weeding out the weak...if you cannot pry open the fridge...you deserve no food...only the strongest can survive.

wo0o0oo0o0o Darwin ftw!

Go eat food you weakling, looking down upon the weak show that you are worse. You were weeded out in the weak selection from the start.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Go eat food you weakling, looking down upon the weak show that you are worse. You were weeded out in the weak selection from the start.

I'm "eatin'" food right now. (Tuna.) You can't even speak(really it is posting) right so obvioulsy natural selection is weeding out the weak, in your case.

I can speak normally, with or without food, so don't make assumptions about my problem. You are the weakling, as is as that.

BTW Start.

Phallus?

Didn't work. But I'm close to figuring out the trick.

I'm sooooooooooooooooooooo hungry.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Didn't work. But I'm close to figuring out the trick.

I'm sooooooooooooooooooooo hungry.


Jesus Christ, just call Domino's.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I can speak normally, with or without food, so don't make assumptions about my problem. You are the weakling, as is as that.

BTW Start.

If you are so hnugry, why don't you just eat me?

I don't know the number. I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!

Then you're ****ed. Best to conserve energy and stop typing.

But I'm bored.
And I won't eat you, you taste nasty.

What is the Dominos number!!!!!!!??????

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
But I'm bored.
And I won't eat you, you taste nasty.

What is the Dominos number!!!!!!!??????

1800-stfu

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
But I'm bored.
And I won't eat you, you taste nasty.

What is the Dominos number!!!!!!!??????


LOL!!! dude....telling someone to "eat me" is an insult from the 90s...you are not supposed to take that literally....



(lol....1800-stfu...)

**** that 1990's reference.

And how bout you go stfu.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
**** that 1990's reference.

And how bout you go stfu.

Cry?

I'm HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So hungry......

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I'm HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So hungry......

attention attention....bleh...

I'll kill uaifo!!!! Don't you attention me!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I'll kill uaifo!!!! Don't you attention me!!!!!!!

banned much?

Um, uaifo isn't a bad word.

I'm hungry, can you send me some chicken wingies?