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Big breasts, nice ass, and a non-psychotic personality will do.

Originally posted by Secretus
Big breasts, nice ass, and a non-psychotic personality will do.

A womans breast size does matter to me. I want her to be as tall as I am though. Definitely no psychotic problems.

"What do you want in a Man or Woman?"

I want to be "in" the woman.

Boobs!

Physically: big boobs, between 5'3" and 5'6", a little chubby as in not some girl who thinks she has to be 85 lbs to be beautiful and a pretty smile/face.

Mentally: not too clingy but not too independent either, funny and smart, a girl who is as weird and random as I am.

I like a nice curvy figure, with eyes that reflect a gentle, warm heart

Oh and intelligent enough to hold varied conversations with







Oh and likes to have lots of rampant sex

Physically: regular size boobs, between 5'6" and 5'9", not fat, but not skinny as in not some girl who thinks she has to be 85 lbs to be beautiful and a pretty smile/face.

Mentally: not too clingy but not too independent either, funny and smart, a girl who is as weird and random as I am.

Originally posted by Baylin
I like a nice curvy figure, with eyes that reflect a gentle, warm heart

Oh and intelligent enough to hold varied conversations with







Oh and likes to have lots of rampant sex

naughty

Originally posted by Barker
Physically: regular size boobs, between 5'6" and 5'9", not fat, but not skinny as in not some girl who thinks she has to be 85 lbs to be beautiful and a pretty smile/face.

Mentally: not too clingy but not too independent either, funny and smart, a girl who is as weird and random as I am.

31haermm

Irene, marry me? blush2

Originally posted by silver_tears
naughty




And I just remembered, I like my women to have a pulse, well at least when we start having sex...

Someone taller then I, deep eyes, nice ass, caring, playful, funny.. hmm

Originally posted by DARKLORDCAEDUS
Thoughts? Opinions?

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Originally posted by silver_tears
Kay blush2

I'll pick you up at 5, the plane to Vegas leaves at 8. 31

Men: Good Eyes

Women: Asian, preferably Nihonjin

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by TOH
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Man: Just someone that seems like my best friend, but obviously so much more than that.

Woman: HUGE boobs. She'd have to have bigger boobs than I, which is pretty big. Maybe fake, prefferably natural.

hmm i'm tired of making lists.

i want the real thing dammit.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
hmm i'm tired of making lists.

i want the real thing dammit.

Sorry, I can't help you there, I'm as fake as they come, hell I aint even a real dog!

Her nationality doesn't matter to me. Nice figure. Easy going.

In a guy - a few inches taller than me, slim build (do not like the muscular guys), at least as geeky as I am, funny, and not arrogant.

In a girl - my height, curvy figure (none of that stick figure bullshit), and same personality traits as above

openmindedness. i'm not the most ordinary specimen of the female species. he must have the guts to take me and everything i bring along with on.

Originally posted by Lana
In a guy - a few inches taller than me, slim build (do not like the muscular guys), at least as geeky as I am, funny, and not arrogant.

In a girl - my height, curvy figure (none of that stick figure bullshit), and same personality traits as above

OMG I HAVE A CHANCE!!!

I have a really sexy curvy figure :diva:

Also someone that likes to talk.

My perfect women would have been athletic, intelligent, large beautiful eyes, tall, unblemished skin, beautiful, curvy, very kind, large boobs but no bigger than a c or a d, affectionate, likes sex alot, great work ethic, loves children, knows how to joke every now and then, and has an eternal perspective. (My wife's is all of these except tall and athletic(she's girlie))

My perfect man, in a non-sexual way, would be very athletic, intelligent, arrogant but not too arrogant, high work ethic, dedication, financial prowess, shows great appreciation for women, creative, loves food, loves video games, and is hilarious.

Someone with a humour - lets me drink heaps of beer - watch heaps of tv - doesn't mind my road rage - stays out of the kitchen when i am cooking - gives me stuff - isn't a bastard - doesn't mind that i burp like a guy - doesn't mind that sometimes my underwear sticks out the top of my jeans - isn't too overweight .

Originally posted by TOH
OMG I HAVE A CHANCE!!!

I have a really sexy curvy figure :diva:

u failt @ teh diva

Originally posted by DARKLORDCAEDUS
Thoughts? Opinions?

Me

My perfect women would have been large dark eyes, unblemished skin, beautiful, curvy, very kind, nice boobs, not too large, not to small. perhaps thick long blonde hair in good condition and no arrogence

want? honesty, loyalty, respect.....boobs and a yummy vagina.

not want? lies, deception, treachery, a smelly cooch.

Originally posted by Burning thought
My perfect women would have been large dark eyes, unblemished skin, beautiful, curvy, very kind, nice boobs, not too large, not to small. perhaps thick long blonde hair in good condition and no arrogence

I just noticed I am not your dreamgirl

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Me


Hi.

Hello

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
I just noticed I am not your dreamgirl yeah, cuz you are arrogant.

Originally posted by DARKLORDCAEDUS
Thoughts? Opinions? She needs to be fairly intelligent, has a nice disposition, likes my friends, I would have to have been her friend first, we have some things in common, and you know, isn't a b*tch. Physically, smaller than me(in height and weight), has nice breasts, not necessarily huge ones, green eyes, a nice ass, face, and has brown or black hair.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
She needs to be fairly intelligent, has a nice disposition, likes my friends, I would have to have been her friend first, we have some things in common, and you know, isn't a b*tch. Physically, smaller than me(in height and weight), has nice breasts, not necessarily huge ones, green eyes, a nice ass, face, and has brown or black hair. pretty narrowed down.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
pretty narrowed down. Well, that's just the perfect girl IMO.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Well, that's just the perfect girl IMO. pretty good standards, I must say.

I have good standards? YAY!http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q97/Homer-Fett/DarthNihilusBannana.gif

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I have good standards? YAY!http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q97/Homer-Fett/DarthNihilusBannana.gif I like to think mine are good too.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yeah, cuz you are arrogant.

Let us see what fits into my profile

The underlined parts do not fit

My perfect women would have been large dark eyes, unblemished skin, beautiful, curvy, very kind, nice boobs, not too large, not to small. perhaps thick long blonde hair in good condition and no arrogence

Perfection baby

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Let us see what fits into my profile

The underlined parts do not fit

My perfect women would have been large dark eyes, unblemished skin, beautiful, curvy, very kind, nice boobs, not too large, not to small. perhaps thick long blonde hair in good condition and no arrogence

Perfection baby

In a guy: Long hair preferred and a cute face. That's really all I care about physically. I want them to be funny and caring.

In a girl: Boobs at least a little bit bigger than mine, lol. A natural PRETTY face which isn't hid with pounds of makeup (*twitch*) like a lot of girls do nowadays. I also want her to have a sense of humor and to care.

CC is hot!http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q97/Homer-Fett/DarthNihilusBannana.gif

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
In a guy: Long hair preferred and a cute face. That's really all I care about physically. I want them to be funny and caring.

In a girl: Boobs at least a little bit bigger than mine, lol. A natural PRETTY face which isn't hid with pounds of makeup (*twitch*) like a lot of girls do nowadays. I also want her to have a sense of humor and to care. you dirty lesbian.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you dirty lesbian.
You wish.

Well, judging by your post you are at least bi(as are most girls I know).

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Well, judging by your post you are at least bi(as are most girls I know).

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Well, judging by your post you are at least bi(as are most girls I know).
I'm 99% straight, let's just say that. xd2 I've never dated a girl, don't really care to. I just think they're pretty and that that's what I'd go for if I were looking for a girl.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'm 99% straight, let's just say that. xd2 I've never dated a girl, don't really care to. I just think they're pretty and that that's what I'd go for if I were looking for a girl. Lemme put it this way, there is a difference between thinking a girl is pretty and talking about how you like their boobs and stuff.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Lemme put it this way, there is a difference between thinking a girl is pretty and talking about how you like their boobs and stuff.
When did I say that I liked boobs? I didn't..read more thoroughly, kiddo.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
When did I say that I liked boobs? I didn't..read more thoroughly, kiddo. "Boobs at least a little bit bigger than mine"
Looks like you did.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
CC is hot!http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q97/Homer-Fett/DarthNihilusBannana.gif

The underlined parts is what I am NOT

Also, I'd want her to just be herself when she is with me. Get to know my family. Like some of the things that I like.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
"Boobs at least a little bit bigger than mine"
Looks like you did.
And...that signifies that I like boobs, how? It just means that I'd rather prefer a girl with boobs bigger than my own because I hate mine.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
And...that signifies that I like boobs, how? It just means that I'd rather prefer a girl with boobs bigger than my own because I hate mine. Your post in no way suggested that, it implied you like boobs. And CC is still hot.http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q97/Homer-Fett/DarthNihilusBannana.gif

I hate my boobs

I don't.flirt

How can you not? I have no

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Your post in no way suggested that, it implied you like boobs. And CC is still hot.http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q97/Homer-Fett/DarthNihilusBannana.gif
No, you're going by what YOU want to go by, but I'm the one that said it in the first place.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
No, you're going by what YOU want to go by, but I'm the one that said it in the first place. It's true that only you could know what you meant, but your post seemed to be implying that you liked boobs. This is not worth arguing, can't we just get along?

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
It's true that only you could know what you meant, but your post seemed to be implying that you liked boobs. This is not worth arguing, can't we just get along?
hug Yes...

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
hug Yes... *Resists urge to post doingit smily* hug

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
*Resists urge to post doingit smily* hug
Well if you are going to resist your urge, I won't...
herbdryhump

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Lemme put it this way, there is a difference between thinking a girl is pretty and talking about how you like their boobs and stuff.

No there isn't.

Originally posted by Lana
No there isn't. maybe a small difference.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Well if you are going to resist your urge, I won't...
herbdryhump herbdryhump

carsex

i can say a girl is pretty or gorgeous. that doesn't mean i wanna hit thenm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
maybe a small difference.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i can say a girl is pretty or gorgeous. that doesn't mean i wanna hit thenm

Exactly. Girls generally can think a girl is hot - including thinking they have nice boobs - and not mean anything other than "hey, they look nice".

Originally posted by Lana
Exactly. Girls generally can think a girl is hot - including thinking they have nice boobs - and not mean anything other than "hey, they look nice".


yeah i know. i don't know why its such a big deal with guys. in fact most of girl talk is about how so and so looked at a so so event plus how pretty her hair looked or envious/admiring comments on certain body parts. its all just very observational than anything else.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
yeah i know. i don't know why its such a big deal with guys. in fact most of girl talk is about how so and so looked at a so so event plus how pretty her hair looked or envious/admiring comments on certain body parts. its all just very observational than anything else.

It's not a big deal with ALL guys. I am very much a heterosexual male, but I can still tell you if a male is handsome or not. It is guys being homophobic and unfortunately, this is one generalization that works on the vast majority of men.

Originally posted by MR.Grum
herbdryhump
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
carsex
Originally posted by Lana
Exactly. Girls generally can think a girl is hot - including thinking they have nice boobs - and not mean anything other than "hey, they look nice".
Exactly, but none of these guys would understand that at all.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Exactly, but none of these guys would understand that at all.

Maybe we don't want to.

Originally posted by Secretus
Maybe we don't want to.
Maybe we don't wanna understand you GUYS either.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Maybe we don't wanna understand you GUYS either.

Fine then. We'll just stick to having sex.

I can admit a dude is handsome, but I don't look at his bulge and say he has a nice penis, THERE is the difference.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I can admit a dude is handsome, but I don't look at his bulge and say he has a nice penis, THERE is the difference.

uhh...yeah...kind of like that.

You might not out straight say whether it's big or small, or nice as it was so delicately put (That's if you can even see it, which isn't often unless they're in uniform/bathing suit/latex/tights) but when you see it, you think it regardless b/c you can't stop yourself from thinking.

You can tell how it is, you might not say anything but you still form your own opinion in your head.

You judge your own right? They have the same thing, it's nothing you haven't seen before, even if it's just a bulge, so yeah......you definitely judge them in that way.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

It's different if you think "HAHAHA LAWLZ T3H P3N15 15 T1NY!" or "he has a big penis". I would never think another dude has a nice penis, and think about what size I would prefer it to be if I swung that way tho mane, I mean, come on.

I want a man is loving, caring, understanding and responsible

Originally posted by candymae
I want a man is loving, caring, understanding and responsible


I want a woman like that

Originally posted by DARKLORDCAEDUS
I want a woman like that
Your signature is the coolest thing ever! Did you make that?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Your signature is the coolest thing ever! Did you make that?


I wish. DigiMark007 made it for me.

Well he did a cool job!!!!

Physical appearance isn' t the number one item on my list of important things to look for in a man. The gift of laughter, the miracle of honest friendship and the blessing of a caring soul is, as are an open mind, spontaneity, tolerance, persistence, intelligence and loyalty. My partner has to put my and his needs on an equal level, and be my best friend, both in the bedroom and out.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

What do I want in a woman?



Me. 131

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
It's different if you think "HAHAHA LAWLZ T3H P3N15 15 T1NY!" or "he has a big penis". I would never think another dude has a nice penis, and think about what size I would prefer it to be if I swung that way tho mane, I mean, come on. SO it only applies to you if you're laughing while thinking/saying it?

No it simply doesn't work that way.

You can stop yourself from having a thought/opinion on someone else's private parts if you happen to see it. You can choose whether to voice that opinion or not though.

And let's entertain the notion you propose, which is that you simply don't do that b/c your heterosexual.

Well you stated it's possible to judge the size by ridicule, well if by doing that you're judging the size, therefore whether you're laughing or not, you're doing it, so it happens whether you find it funny or not b/c I'm sure if you see someone who is well endowed, you'll have no reason to laugh.........why.............b/c you've judged for yourself that the package is okay and isn't anything to laugh at.

You must first JUDGE before you decide if it's funny or not.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
SO it only applies to you if you're laughing while thinking/saying it?

No it simply doesn't work that way.

You can stop yourself from having a thought/opinion on someone else's private parts if you happen to see it. You can choose whether to voice that opinion or not though.

And let's entertain the notion you propose, which is that you simply don't do that b/c your heterosexual.

Well you stated it's possible to judge the size by ridicule, well if by doing that you're judging the size, therefore whether you're laughing or not, you're doing it, so it happens whether you find it funny or not b/c I'm sure if you see someone who is well endowed, you'll have no reason to laugh.........why.............b/c you've judged for yourself that the package is okay and isn't anything to laugh at.

You must first JUDGE before you decide if it's funny or not.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka..... men feel the same about their penises as women do about their boobs. very few are 100% happy with what they got.

Originally posted by InnerRise
SO it only applies to you if you're laughing while thinking/saying it?

No it simply doesn't work that way.

You can stop yourself from having a thought/opinion on someone else's private parts if you happen to see it. You can choose whether to voice that opinion or not though.

And let's entertain the notion you propose, which is that you simply don't do that b/c your heterosexual.

Well you stated it's possible to judge the size by ridicule, well if by doing that you're judging the size, therefore whether you're laughing or not, you're doing it, so it happens whether you find it funny or not b/c I'm sure if you see someone who is well endowed, you'll have no reason to laugh.........why.............b/c you've judged for yourself that the package is okay and isn't anything to laugh at.

You must first JUDGE before you decide if it's funny or not.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka..... Correction: Should be, "You CAN'T stop yourself from having a thought/opinion............"

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
men feel the same about their penises as women do about their boobs. very few are 100% happy with what they got. True.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

or their asses..."does my ass look fat in this?"

I say just tell the truth: "Why yes it actually does. Was I with you when you bought those? Because I wouldn't have let you gotten them."

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

man ~ should be taller than me, intelligent, have great taste in music and be able to speak english and slovak or czech.. a big penis is a nice bonus

woman ~ should be fun and not talking more than i am

Originally posted by InnerRise
I say just tell the truth: "Why yes it actually does. Was I with you when you bought those? Because I wouldn't have let you gotten them."

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... wrong answer.

The overwhelming majority say that love truly exists.. If true then why do people get a divorce?

because not every match is made in heaven. sometimes someone marries the wrong person. sometimes someone is too blind to see that they have true love staring them in the face.