dadudemon
Sit down, guys, I've got a story for you...
I was going to work, my tire blew and nearly shredded on the highway. I pulled over onto the shoulder. Nothing but Semi's are driving in the far right lane, so I've got these Semi Trucks flying past me at 70+ miles an hour just 2 feet away from me WHILE I am trying to jack up my car...the wind from the trucks is probably enough to knock a small child over. I get the car jacked up and I bust out my lug nut wrench and IT IS THE WRONG SIZE!!! somehow, my front tires ended up with different sized nuts than the rear tires...URRRGHH!! I call "work" and ask a coworker to come by with larger Lug nut wrench...I wait in the blistering sun for 40 mins and I get the tire replaced with the donut.....
When I got to work, we were busy as hell...two network drive crashed and the phone was ringing off the hook. (These network drives were used nationally by thousands of people.)
Later that day, I had to go to the doctor's office for my wife to get an IUD. My wife is a "small" lady so the doc could not get the IUD in all the way and had to take it out. No sex for a week because of the damage of putting in and taking out the IUD. We still haven't had sex after the c-section...
That means we can't have sex without a contraceptive.
To make it worse, my wife told the doc that it hurts at first when we start to have sex so later during the appointment the doctor talked to me about that: basically, the Doc thinks I have a big penis and that I am rough with my wife during intercourse....
I am nothing but gentle with my wife AND I take it slow and, honestly, I have an average size penis.
So my wife's gyno thinks I am a big dicked jerk and I can't have sex for a week after holding out for 8 weeks and on top of that, we can't have sex without a condom. (I don't think it is THAT bad to have to use condoms...) It will be 9...count them 9 weeks before I can get to "know" my wife again....
After we left the doctors office, we both were grumpy because we both wanted the IUD to work. (No hormones involved.)
THEN, I figured out that I don't have enough Paid Time Off for my sisters wedding so I have had to come into work early everyday to make up for it...THEN my wife called me after the doctors appointment (Because I went back to work...I work till 8 PM.) to ask me to take her half way to Tulsa to meet up with her mother because MY sister wanted to try on my wife's wedding dress so she didn't have to buy a new one. (The dress is stored at my mother-in-law's house.) My mother-in-law didn't want my little sister coming over and being there with just those two there because she didn't know my sister and thought it would be scary. I got pissed and said "not no but hell no" because my little sister wanted my wife to go out of her way with two small children during the hot summer and my mother-in-law was just being difficult.
Yesterday was a very very crappy day. Sorry this post was long...just wanted to vent to somebody.
I was going to work, my tire blew and nearly shredded on the highway. I pulled over onto the shoulder. Nothing but Semi's are driving in the far right lane, so I've got these Semi Trucks flying past me at 70+ miles an hour just 2 feet away from me WHILE I am trying to jack up my car...the wind from the trucks is probably enough to knock a small child over. I get the car jacked up and I bust out my lug nut wrench and IT IS THE WRONG SIZE!!! somehow, my front tires ended up with different sized nuts than the rear tires...URRRGHH!! I call "work" and ask a coworker to come by with larger Lug nut wrench...I wait in the blistering sun for 40 mins and I get the tire replaced with the donut.....
When I got to work, we were busy as hell...two network drive crashed and the phone was ringing off the hook. (These network drives were used nationally by thousands of people.)
Later that day, I had to go to the doctor's office for my wife to get an IUD. My wife is a "small" lady so the doc could not get the IUD in all the way and had to take it out. No sex for a week because of the damage of putting in and taking out the IUD. We still haven't had sex after the c-section...
That means we can't have sex without a contraceptive.
To make it worse, my wife told the doc that it hurts at first when we start to have sex so later during the appointment the doctor talked to me about that: basically, the Doc thinks I have a big penis and that I am rough with my wife during intercourse....
I am nothing but gentle with my wife AND I take it slow and, honestly, I have an average size penis.So my wife's gyno thinks I am a big dicked jerk and I can't have sex for a week after holding out for 8 weeks and on top of that, we can't have sex without a condom. (I don't think it is THAT bad to have to use condoms...) It will be 9...count them 9 weeks before I can get to "know" my wife again....
After we left the doctors office, we both were grumpy because we both wanted the IUD to work. (No hormones involved.)
THEN, I figured out that I don't have enough Paid Time Off for my sisters wedding so I have had to come into work early everyday to make up for it...THEN my wife called me after the doctors appointment (Because I went back to work...I work till 8 PM.) to ask me to take her half way to Tulsa to meet up with her mother because MY sister wanted to try on my wife's wedding dress so she didn't have to buy a new one. (The dress is stored at my mother-in-law's house.) My mother-in-law didn't want my little sister coming over and being there with just those two there because she didn't know my sister and thought it would be scary. I got pissed and said "not no but hell no" because my little sister wanted my wife to go out of her way with two small children during the hot summer and my mother-in-law was just being difficult.
Yesterday was a very very crappy day. Sorry this post was long...just wanted to vent to somebody.
And hope things get easier.
haermm.
