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Samuel Jackson

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i dunno if i'd get in trouble for posting the unbleeped one but yeah he sounds the best....

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Oh!!

wow red you're so smart!^^^

how could we ever doubt you??

I dunno but stop!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
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my ass....

I'm sick, and this actually made me smile a bit ^.~

Originally posted by JLred
my ass....

It's the bleeped version..

they should make it illegal for everyone but Samuel Jackson to say f.uck

i sound cool saying it

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
It's the bleeped version..

I'm afraid you're gonna have to be bleeped out...

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Originally posted by JLred
I'm afraid you're gonna have to be bleeped out...

bleep you mother bleeping bleep!

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
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Jungle Love dancingman

Swearing girls just don't do it for me.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
bleep you mother bleeping bleep!

Denied!

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
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wow....i just barely realized what he meant by nickel....

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
reported watch "Boondock Saints."

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
watch "Boondock Saints."

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
thats right, feckass...get yer feckin' rope.

or The Boondocks

it's still got Sam

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Originally posted by Violent2Dope
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Originally posted by JLred
Who sounds cool saying f.uck?

Jenna Jameson ermm

Originally posted by TOH
Jenna Jameson ermm

edit

If Bender would say f.uck he'd be next in line....

Originally posted by TOH
Jenna Jameson ermm Avene lee.

Originally posted by TOH
Jenna Jameson ermm Originally posted by JLred
If Bender would say f.uck he'd be next in line.... Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Avene lee.

james blunt?

AVENA LEE.

DAVE CHAPELLE

Richard Pryor.

*Fuk Dam i sound cool*
i vote for me

Dan Rather...

sp.? i don't care..

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
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GIRL



guess you havent been on KMC before, considering that this is a tame thread

Mel gibson gives a good delivery on Fvck. atleast in lethal weapon. Ryan Reynolds is gaining jackson status with the Fvck delivery though

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
reported herbnone shame on you

No one sounds cool saying any curse word. In many cases they sound down right ignorant.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Mel gibson gives a good delivery on Fvck. atleast in lethal weapon.

Gibson also delivers the words "Sugar ****" well.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
GIRL



guess you havent been on KMC before, considering that this is a tame thread

she was joking....jackass....

Originally posted by InnerRise
No one sounds cool saying any curse word. In many cases they sound down right ignorant.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

someone's being a Negative Nancy....

Originally posted by JLred
my ass....

You should scratch it...

Originally posted by Scythe
You should scratch it...

for a high score...

Originally posted by JLred
she was joking....jackass.... He was joking.....Originally posted by JLred
someone's being a Negative Nancy.... Why? Because I'm not praising curse words? Wouldn't the people actually praising them and the people that use them be the negative nancys?

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
No one sounds cool saying any curse word. In many cases they sound down right ignorant.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....


uhhh....what the hell does that shit mean?

Originally posted by InnerRise
He was joking..... Why? Because I'm not praising curse words? Wouldn't the people actually praising them and the people that use them be the negative nancys?

Anata wa wakarimasu ka..... I try not to cuss too often, but sometimes it is an easy way to express your emotions.

Originally posted by dadudemon
uhhh....what the hell does that shit mean? I see what you did there.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I try not to cuss too often, but sometimes it is an easy way to express your emotions.
Yeah, I curse in private though, never in public.

I was actually known for not cursing in High School and people would make a big deal about it and gather around begging to hear me say at least one curse word.

Of course I declined. As far as they're concerned, I've never cursed a day in my life.

And so when I eventually started cursing....to myself.....I made a conscious effort not to do it in public b/c of the big HOO HAA it caused.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I try not to cuss too often, but sometimes it is an easy way to express your emotions.

you shouldn't have said that....you left the door wide open for a good rebuttal.

Originally posted by dadudemon
you shouldn't have said that....you left the door wide open for a good rebuttal. what the **** you talkin' about?

Lewis Black

Jack Black.

Related?

No.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
what the **** you talkin' about?

Are you quoting Hugh Jackman from Swordfish? (When John Travolta was describing Harry Houdini's "misdirection" technique to Hugh Jackman.)

edit-before you ask it...no, I did not see the movie a bunch of times... I saw it once....seriously.

Originally posted by JLred
Samuel Jackson

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i dunno if i'd get in trouble for posting the unbleeped one but yeah he sounds the best....

Nicolas Cage

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When white americans get rrrrreally pissed off they sound black.

Originally posted by Alfheim
When white americans get rrrrreally pissed off they sound black.

That is race generalisation and the incorrect kind as well shrug

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi


hug

Originally posted by InnerRise
No one sounds cool saying any curse word. In many cases they sound down right ignorant.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka..... F*ck that. Cussing makes you edumacated.

Originally posted by Barker
Swearing girls just don't do it for me.

Then don't come to Australia, seriously. crylaugh

lol

nice one

Jack Nickleson

Bruce Willis.

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
That is race generalisation and the incorrect kind as well shrug




Of course its a generalisation.

Originally posted by InnerRise
He was joking..... Why? Because I'm not praising curse words? Wouldn't the people actually praising them and the people that use them be the negative nancys?

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

then we're all jackasses...Originally posted by InnerRise
He was joking..... Why? Because I'm not praising curse words? Wouldn't the people actually praising them and the people that use them be the negative nancys?

Anata wa wakarimasu ka..... it's a word not a sign of impending doom....

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Nicolas Cage

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God that movie was hilariously awful.

i hated the ending...

Originally posted by JLred
i hated the ending...

The original is loads better.

The ending was hilarious, "AHHH YOU B*TCHES! B*TCHES!"

yeah, but it's Cage...he's cool.....

Originally posted by JLred
yeah, but it's Cage...he's cool.....

Ghostrider sucked. He was great in "Faceoff".

yeah ghostrider did suck...i wanna see Next....faceoff was awesome...

Only good Cage movies are;

The Rock, Face Off, 8MM and The Weather Man.

So Next sucked?

Originally posted by JLred
So Next sucked?

I've never seen it, but it didn't look good to me at all.

yeah, but damnit he hasn't been making any lately...and i just needed to see it...

Originally posted by JLred
yeah, but damnit he hasn't been making any lately...and i just needed to see it...

I'd just wait till it came out on DVD if I were you.

i'll rent it...

Originally posted by JLred
then we're all jackasses... it's a word not a sign of impending doom.... Ummmm....kay......

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Ummmm....kay......

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

indeed....you gotta be cool to understand it

Nicolas Cage droolio

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Nicolas Cage droolio
he has short hair...

http://www.hokutonoken.it/cinema/nicolas%20cage-rey.jpg

what is that? Con-Air?

Looks like it

that's old, he cut his hair already...

He's better in Coming To America, there's kids around then.

he comes out in that....or are you talking about eddie...

Originally posted by JLred
that's old, he cut his hair already...

I know

He still manage to be hotter than many people with longer hair droolio

lies and slander...

http://www.britfilms.tv/images/news/nicolas-cage02.jpg

Enough of Cage. He's not that good looking of a guy ..

Originally posted by JLred
indeed....you gotta be a fool to understand it Well that explains it.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Secretus
Enough of Cage. He's not that good looking of a guy ..

Originally posted by InnerRise
Well that explains it.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
when did that happen i think i wanted to be cool....weird...

Originally posted by JLred
Samuel Jackson

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i dunno if i'd get in trouble for posting the unbleeped one but yeah he sounds the best....

Gerard Way.. droolio

Originally posted by JLred
when did that happen i think i wanted to be cool....weird... Kids. haermm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Kids. haermm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

kick f*cking ass...haermm

Originally posted by JLred
kids get kicked in the f*cking ass...haermm They get punched in the face as well.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
They get punched in the face as well.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Only slow ones.haermm

Originally posted by JLred
Only slow ones.haermm You must be VERY SLOW. haermm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
You must be VERY SLOW. haermm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
how come?haermm

when did i get punched....

Slow people are bad at REMEMBERING...............because they're.........SLOW.

Not to mention that getting punched hard enough can result in the loss of memory. haermm

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Slow people are bad at REMEMBERING...............because they're.........SLOW.

Not to mention that getting punched hard enough can result in the loss of memory. haermm

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

I don't remember 'cause i don't give a f*ck.

I'm not slow....


haermm

Originally posted by JLred
I don't remember 'cause i don't give a f*ck.

I'm not slow....


haermm And that's why you're slow. haermm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
And that's why you're slow. haermm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

not caring is different from not remembering...haermm

Originally posted by JLred
not caring is different from not remembering...haermm

Make sure you don't go to any party's with him, or you might be "****ed".

Originally posted by JLred
not caring is different from not remembering...haermm It is when you admit it.

Originally posted by JLred
I don't remember
haermm

See? You even forgot that you said it. That's how SLOW you are. haermm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
It is when you admit it.



See? You even forgot that you said it. That's how SLOW you are. haermm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

so slow i'm fast haermm

Originally posted by JLred
so slow i'm fast haermm Slowest Statement of the Year.

So SLOW that you looped back around into thinking you were FAST. haermm

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Slowest Statement of the Year.

So SLOW that you looped back around into thinking you were FAST. haermm

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

which using Einstein's theory i've entered a time warp making me the fastest person alive.haermm

Originally posted by JLred
which using Einstein's theory i've entered a time warp making me the fastest person alive.haermm Or maybe you're still knocked out from those PUNCHES that you received. (Time Flies When You're Knocked Out)haermm

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by JLred
or The Boondocks

it's still got Sam

6ISyjwHEkDk Hahahaha...

Originally posted by InnerRise
Or maybe you're still knocked out from those PUNCHES that you received. (Time Flies When You're Knocked Out)haermm

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

I doubt ithaermm

Doubting isn't knowing. haermm

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Doubting isn't knowing. haermm

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

well then i knowhaermm

is it comprehensible...

Did you FORGET again? You said you DOUBT. You can't flip flop John Kerry. haermm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Did you FORGET again? You said you DOUBT. You can't flip flop John Kerry. haermm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
i can do whatever the f*ck i want...Chuck said so....http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd53/JLred/Never-Blinks.jpg

Your imaginary friend?petpet

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Your imaginary friend?petpet

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

No, Chuck fcking Norris...

That's what I said..............petpet

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c10/powerfulone1987/NotReadingAllThat.jpg

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

i'll post the funniest...

Contrary to popular belief the Lottery numbers are not random. They are just the number of people Chuck Norris killed that given day.

Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

there's a few...

I never liked that show. The clips Conan O' Brian use to show were funny sometimes though.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Walker, Texas Ranger

???

Yes.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

I'm going to bed... and am going to check my closet for the boogeyman who'll check his closet for chuck norris

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

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i like that movie...