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Are they big, average, or small?

U beat me to this.

I'm the only one that ever tells the truth.

Originally posted by Barker
I'm the only one that ever tells the truth. dont worry, we still love you.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dont worry, we still love you.
Seven inches of pure American Beef. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Seven inches of pure American Beef. haermm OK, Stumpy.

Well I'm black and all. Pretty much don't really have much else to say ermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK, Stumpy.
Five inches of pure Utahn Beef. haermm

Utah?

Fail.

Originally posted by Shin_Blax
Utah?

Fail.
3 inches of clay and/or plastic/wires. haermm

carsex

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
carsex
Okay, now 4.

Originally posted by Barker
Okay, now 4. did it go limp one inch?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
did it go limp one inch?
What? No, that only happens when Jacope is online.

I have no reason to lie. 6 1/2-7" depending on my arousal.

I'm about average.

Originally posted by Impediment
I have no reason to lie. 6 1/2-7".

I'm about average.
Talk about a Pocket Monster.

Originally posted by Impediment
I have no reason to lie. 6 1/2-7" depending on my arousal.

I'm about average. average ranges from 5 to 6 inches, according to which of these internet scales you use.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
average ranges from 5 to 6 inches, according to which of these internet scales you use.

Then I'm a tad above average! headbang

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
average ranges from 5 to 6 inches, according to which of these internet scales you use.
http://www.samurai-sam.com/blog/coins1.jpg

There's a good one.

I like our notes, they're all nice and colourful 131

8 1/4 inches,

7 Inches. No Lie.

Strangely enough I've never actually measured - it's fitted every blow-up doll I've owned so far so I have no complaints...131

Originally posted by Impediment
Then I'm a tad above average! headbang yo tambien, homey.

F*ck this, I've never lied about my goat penis' size, because I see no point to it, I mean geez!

It's not that big, but it's not micro, and most importantly, it gets the f*cking job done.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yo tambien, homey.

I love you too, baby cakes.

Originally posted by Impediment
I love you too, baby cakes.

You better frost those baby cakes Impediment, can't let them go without personalization.

Originally posted by Scythe
You better frost those baby cakes Impediment, can't let them go without personalization. threes company, *****.

You need a prescription for this dick, baby cakes.

Have all the fun without my goat schlong then, I'll shed no tears.

Originally posted by Impediment
You need a prescription for this dick, baby cakes. sure I would, shorty.

I fathered your bast@rd, *****.

Originally posted by Impediment
I fathered your bast@rd, *****. you fathered my bastard?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you fathered my bastard?

Do I stutter?

Originally posted by Impediment
Do I stutter? I have no son, and yes, you do stutter.

Originally posted by Barker
Seven inches of pure American Beef. haermm Over here, that's called average. haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Are they big, average, or small?

They can be all three

Most brag about them because they have nothing better to come with though

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Are they big, average, or small?

Depends on how truthful they are.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Depends on how truthful they are. hence the poll. brainiac.

Those who say it's big are those with average sized penises who want it to be big. Those with small penises will mostly never talk about it. Those with big penises will only talk about it when others are bragging.

then there are alot of guys here with average sized penises.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
then there are alot of guys here with average sized penises.

Statisticly there are a lot of guys here with small penises vin

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
Statisticly there are a lot of guys here with small penises vin I am very happy with what I have. very much so compared to some of the horror stories I have read.

According to the words of XYZ, KMC is crowded with small penises as there are pretty many that does not talk about theirs

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I am very happy with what I have. very much so compared to some of the horror stories I have read.

What horror stories? detective Spill it.

Originally posted by Tattoo
What horror stories? detective Spill it. not really a story, just an article someone sent me on erect male penis size, a study that was conducted. The subjects had all NEVER had any treatment (no pumps, weights, pills, etc.

They said the largest was 11 inches, and the smallest was 3/4 inch. The smallest being 3/4 inch is horrific enough, but think about this. The average size was like 5.2 inches while erect. Now to get that average DOWN to 5.2 inches, there has to be guys out there with like 1 and 2 inches.

horrifying.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
then there are alot of guys here with average sized penises. Haha. Well, I think more of us have big.

I said 'I think', not that I in anyway would know. ermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
not really a story, just an article someone sent me on erect male penis size, a study that was conducted. The subjects had all NEVER had any treatment (no pumps, weights, pills, etc.

They said the largest was 11 inches, and the smallest was 3/4 inch. The smallest being 3/4 inch is horrific enough, but think about this. The average size was like 5.2 inches while erect. Now to get that average DOWN to 5.2 inches, there has to be guys out there with like 1 and 2 inches.

horrifying.

Must suck to be them...hell, it would suck to be the guy at 11 inches. The average woman is incapable of taking that size without doing significant damage to her cervix. You'd have to either have a **** of a woman or be extra gentle and not penetrate completely.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Must suck to be them...hell, it would suck to be the guy at 11 inches. The average woman is incapable of taking that size without doing significant damage to her cervix. You'd have to either have a **** of a woman or be extra gentle and not penetrate completely. I know, 11 inches is to much. they say the biggest a woman can accomodate without causing damage is like 8 or 9 inches.

I'm honest about my size. I honestly don't care what other people think about it. Especially other guys.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Are they big, average, or small?
Can't be judged generally.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I know, 11 inches is to much. they say the biggest a woman can accomodate without causing damage is like 8 or 9 inches.

I'm glad to know I won't do any damage to Piggle then. vin Now it's just a guessing game as to what size people think I am, knowing I am 9inches at most.

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
According to the words of XYZ, KMC is crowded with small penises as there are pretty many that does not talk about theirs You know what I meant.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Must suck to be them...hell, it would suck to be the guy at 11 inches. The average woman is incapable of taking that size without doing significant damage to her cervix. You'd have to either have a **** of a woman or be extra gentle and not penetrate completely. Nah, I sw a porno where this Black guy had a penis about 16 inches. Went all the way up to his nipples nearly. And the woman took it. She was screaming soooo loud.






I watched it for comical purposes.

Originally posted by Tattoo
I'm glad to know I won't do any damage to Piggle then. vin Now it's just a guessing game as to what size people think I am, knowing I am 9inches at most. I like how you worded that, like you COULD be nine inches, but you ARENT saying you are. You, my good man, should run for office.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I like how you worded that, like you COULD be nine inches, but you ARENT saying you are. You, my good man, should run for office. Does run for office mean run for president?

I have enough to please the average woman. For the rest, my tongue will have to do. vampire

Originally posted by lord xyz
Nah, I sw a porno where this Black guy had a penis about 16 inches. Went all the way up to his nipples nearly. And the woman took it. She was screaming soooo loud.






I watched it for comical purposes.

Nah it was probably a fake retractable stage 'stage' penis. Although if he went anal he'd be able to do it...

Originally posted by Baylin
Nah it was probably a fake retractable stage 'stage' penis. Although if he went anal he'd be able to do it... lave it to Baylin to make my hole closer tighter than a virgin on prom night.

Originally posted by Baylin
Nah it was probably a fake retractable stage 'stage' penis. Although if he went anal he'd be able to do it... No, it was vaginal, and it wasn't staged, she was on top and it was attached to him and everything. Very life-like.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
lave it to Mywi to make my hole closer tighter than a virgin on prom night. What...the...f...fvck?!

Originally posted by lord xyz
No, it was vaginal, and it wasn't staged, she was on top and it was attached to him and everything. Very life-like.

Hmmm... Dont tell me, when he came she tipped her head back, opened her mouth and erupted with a frothy white fountain...

Originally posted by lord xyz
What...the...f...fvck?! Baylin, not Mywi...dunno what I was thinking there.

Originally posted by Baylin
Hmmm... Dont tell me, when he came she tipped her head back, opened her mouth and erupted with a frothy white fountain... No, I would have to pay to see that part. I don't.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Baylin, not Mywi...dunno what I was thinking there. Ah.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
lave it to Baylin to make my hole closer tighter than a virgin on prom night.

Don't worry matey I don't do male starfishes!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Baylin, not Mywi...dunno what I was thinking there.

Bet we can make a guess though...

Originally posted by Baylin
Don't worry matey I don't do male starfishes! I meet a guy once who was in amatuer porn. He told me that there are indeed stage penises, extensions, if you will. and alot of these guys you see shooting monster loads? fake.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I meet a guy once who was in amatuer porn. He told me that there are indeed stage penises, extensions, if you will. and alot of these guys you see shooting monster loads? fake.

Yeah I know that, but dont say it too often as it will spoil porn for some people *cough*lord xyz*cough*

Originally posted by lord xyz
Nah, I sw a porno where this Black guy had a penis about 16 inches. Went all the way up to his nipples nearly. And the woman took it. She was screaming soooo loud.






I watched it for comical purposes.

Longest penis on record is only ( ) 12".

I've seen the type of porn you're talking about and they are fake. Ever notice that most of the time his hand(s) are at the base of his junk? He's holding the fake member to his crotch.

I even saw one where it slipped off and his real junk was next to his fake junk and they didn't edit it out.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Longest penis on record is only ( ) 12".

I've seen the type of porn you're talking about and they are fake. Ever notice that most of the time his hand(s) are at the base of his junk? He's holding the fake member to his crotch.

I even saw one where it slipped off and his real junk was next to his fake junk and they didn't edit it out.

Wow, thats sad.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Wow, thats sad.

The scary thing is, they market these videos to straight men, but the men wanted to see monster cockles...says a lot about them, eh?

Originally posted by Tattoo
The scary thing is, they market these videos to straight men, but the men wanted to see monster cockles...says a lot about them, eh?

Yeah.......heh heh......cockles.......

Well, I have to admit I've watched one. If the cockle is fake, then how do they get all that huge load out?

Jesus is going to come and kick all your asses 131

Originally posted by SelphieT
Yeah.......heh heh......cockles.......

Well, I have to admit I've watched one. If the cockle is fake, then how do they get all that huge load out?

Think back, do you ever see the base of the cockle during these humungo loads? And do these loads ever even look the same as a regular load?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Are they big, average, or small?
Guys who most likely brag about themselves being hung like a horse....are no bigger than average size, possibly even smaller. That's why I never believe anyone speaking about that over the internet.

Ken is apparently KMC's official Porn aficionado.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Guys who most likely brag about themselves being hung like a horse....are no bigger than average size, possibly even smaller. That's why I never believe anyone speaking about that over the internet.

Well it's ok, I'm not hung like a horse, a horse is hung like me...

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Ken is apparently KMC's official Porn aficionado.

Actually I think title belongs to Backfire!

Average 131wank

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Average 131wank

Aint I just!

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Ken is apparently KMC's official Porn aficionado.

I agree with Baylin, that title goes to BackFire.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Longest penis on record is only ( ) 12".

I've seen the type of porn you're talking about and they are fake. Ever notice that most of the time his hand(s) are at the base of his junk? He's holding the fake member to his crotch.

I even saw one where it slipped off and his real junk was next to his fake junk and they didn't edit it out.

holy shit...you're like an expert on porn.....

I don't watch porn...I just hold the camera...

Originally posted by dadudemon
holy shit...you're like an expert on porn.....

I don't watch porn...I just hold the camera...

Buy yourself a camera stand and join in, trust me it's worth it!

Originally posted by Baylin
Buy yourself a camera stand and join in, trust me it's worth it!

Got any tips on a position ?...hehe...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Are they big, average, or small? HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAHAHAHAHAAGHAHAGAHG i lost a lung just nowsteeks

Originally posted by dadudemon
Got any tips on a position ?...hehe...

DOGGIE OF COURSE!

i would venture to say that most guys are full of shit on the subject ermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
threes company, *****.

Cum and knock on my door *****, teehee!

Originally posted by Baylin
DOGGIE OF COURSE!

I knew you would pull through for me!

I call that the "alley oop" joke...I set it up and you slam dunk it.

IM MR.Grum ~BITCHETH~

I'm actually 2 inches, from the ground.

Originally posted by Secretus
I'm actually 2 inches, from the ground.

You didn't put enough of a pause between "inches" and "from". Completely ruined the joke.

o ****eth

I brag about my cock size on the internet, only as a joke though... I'm actually just around the average, like the square I am.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Longest penis on record is only ( ) 12".

I've seen the type of porn you're talking about and they are fake. Ever notice that most of the time his hand(s) are at the base of his junk? He's holding the fake member to his crotch.

I even saw one where it slipped off and his real junk was next to his fake junk and they didn't edit it out. Nah, I'm sure some are real.

Originally posted by Tattoo
The scary thing is, they market these videos to straight men, but the men wanted to see monster cockles...says a lot about them, eh? Well, you know that porn is about imagination? THey imagine they're the man with the big cock, probably because they have a big one, the woman's reaction on the video is what the man imagines his girlfriend would do.

This is what I think. I have no conclusive proof on this. However, you'll probably agree anyway.

Guys who brag about their penis size on the internet can suck my two-inch wang.

Originally posted by Baylin
Well it's ok, I'm not hung like a horse, a horse is hung like me...



Actually I think title belongs to Backfire!
Very funny.

anti-boioioioioioing...

Originally posted by Tattoo
You didn't put enough of a pause between "inches" and "from". Completely ruined the joke.

Caring ...................................................................................................................................... etc.

My penis is 8 inches

Don't tell Ken.. leftright

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
My penis is 8 inches

Don't tell Ken.. leftright

What a lucky girl he is.

so how do you guys know the exact size of your penis anyway?

measure it out with a ruler and all?

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
so how do you guys know the exact size of your penis anyway?

measure it out with a ruler and all?


Possibly a tape measure ..

That or some girl saying thats the biggest she had?

Originally posted by Secretus
Possibly a tape measure ..

That or some girl saying thats the biggest she had?
is it normal sticking out your member against a tape measure randomly?

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
is it normal sticking out your member against a tape measure randomly?


Yes .. I would be hard, and feel the tape measure against my girth.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
My penis is 8 inches

Don't tell Ken.. leftright So I'm not the only one!

Raeann has a huge penis. I have to compete with it.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
so how do you guys know the exact size of your penis anyway?

measure it out with a ruler and all? Yes, actually.

i have no reason to lie mine is about "7"-"7 3-4" so average

Originally posted by Secretus
Yes .. I would be hard, and feel the tape measure against my girth.

i see.

Originally posted by Secretus
Yes .. I would be hard, and feel the tape measure against my girth.

Tape measure?

Go get a ruler you poor mofo. haermm

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
so how do you guys know the exact size of your penis anyway?

measure it out with a ruler and all? some guys have done this. I have never felt the urge to myself. If someone measures their penis, I dont know what it says about them.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
some guys have done this. I have never felt the urge to myself. If someone measures their penis, I dont know what it says about them.

hmm...so i thought..but then what do i know about ways of the males?



*shrugs*

people ask me sometimes how long it is and I shrug. big enough to get the job done, but not gargantuan.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
people ask me sometimes how long it is and I shrug. big enough to get the job done, but not gargantuan.
1.5 inches?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
1.5 inches?

Looking at your man, you probably have a bigger cock than he does.

Originally posted by Secretus
**** you, Roland.

Btw, Happy Birthday. jockey

Browns lost.

Charlie Frye sucks.

Derek Anderson sucks.

I say throw Brady Quinn in.


Btw, thanks. jockey

Originally posted by Secretus
Looking at your man, you probably have a bigger cock than he does.



Having a small body frame means NOTHING, honey cakes, trust me.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Having a small body frame means NOTHING, honey cakes, trust me.

Yeah! You tell him!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Having a small body frame means NOTHING, honey cakes, trust me.


LOLZ, I was kidding.

Originally posted by Secretus
Brady Quinn is the future. At least you're not a band wagoner like some other people.

There are still guys on a Browns forum I'm a part of that think Frye is an NFL caliber QB.

I've been saying put Quinn in since he got signed. Frye and DA obviously didn't do it last season and obviously didn't do anything in the pre-season. Oh and our defense is good IMO but hard for them to keep their chin up when the Steelers start inside our 50 at least 3 times in the first half.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I know, seeing as I put "" in my post.


Hard to tell at times, since people think the internet is serious business.

Originally posted by Secretus
Hard to tell at times, since people think the internet is serious business.
Eh, true.

Originally posted by Secretus
Sad.

He was the Lions future QB like 10 years ago.

Yeah. Exactly.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Eh, true.

THIS R INTERNETZ, IT R SERIUS.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
hysterical

131

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
vin

http://home.cinci.rr.com/jostorage/internet-penis.jpg

shocklaugh

Originally posted by Shin_Blax
Well I'm black and all. Pretty much don't really have much else to say ermm Other than the fact you have micropenis?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Whew lord! *Starts whistling the Viagra tune*

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/Secretus74/internet_cock.jpg

... are homos.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
1.5 inches? You'll never know, you ditzy dame.

I think that most guys advertising their dicks on the internet are def over compinsating or just self consious about their size

Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
I think that most guys advertising their dicks on the internet are def over compinsating or just self consious about their size "I am black, thats all I need to say." STFU.

i said most ... that doesn't nessacally mean you :P

Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
i said most ... that doesn't nessacally mean you :P I know, I was agreeing with you. I was quoting someone here, their bragging. trust me, I am as comfortable as one can be about their rod.

totally not the topic here ... but the x-mas futurama is on and it's hilliarious

the guys who make futurama have small penises.

well least that was made in topic

I thought everyone knew this.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Nah, I'm sure some are real.

Well, you know that porn is about imagination? THey imagine they're the man with the big cock, probably because they have a big one, the woman's reaction on the video is what the man imagines his girlfriend would do.

This is what I think. I have no conclusive proof on this. However, you'll probably agree anyway.

No, no they aren't. Did you even read my post? The longest penis on record is 12 inches, not 16-20 inches that you see in those porns you watch. It's not humanly possible.

And no, there isn't any proof, it's your opinion.

Originally posted by Tattoo
No, no they aren't. Did you even read my post? The longest penis on record is 12 inches, not 16-20 inches that you see in those porns you watch. It's not humanly possible.

And no, there isn't any proof, it's your opinion. exactly. some are full fledged entire fake penises, some are merely extensions.

Originally posted by Secretus
I'm actually 2 inches, from the ground.

Ah, so you're a midget with a normal, average size penis then!