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any clever sayings that you see as words to live by? famous quotes? movie lines?

"Barkaaaaaahhh is an idiot."

There's a ton of them.

"Whuat theh feck? Whaut, do yeh think Aou-strawl-ee-uh is theh soize of eh peanoot?"

We're a generation of men raised by women....I'm beginning to wonder if another woman's what we need.

"Kay. Thanks. Bye."

stop trying to control everything and just let go. JUST LET GO!!!

"I picked a hell of a day to quit drinkin'"

Never marry the woman who licks your ass. She is a dirty whore-****.

My momma told me that.

"HOND STOND TYYYME!"

Man was born with two ends, one to think with the other sit on. His success or failure generally depends on which end he uses most...

"So, Barkah, punt. AHAHAHAHAH HA HAHAHAHAHAH AH AH AH HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Done by Kram3r."

If she has a bigger Adams apple than you, she aint worth it.

Here's a few:

"Two tears in a bucket, muthf*cket!"

"If I'm not back in five minutes...come get me"

"It takes two"

"Oh those aren't for sale, my mistake"

"Stop looking at those"

Don't hold anyone else besides you above you"

Momma always said never to kiss a woman who has kissed your choco starfish.

Originally posted by Impediment
Momma always said never to kiss a woman who has kissed your choco starfish.

The hell?! Where'd that one originate from?

Momma was a $3 whore................

Here ya go.....


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Ah yes, I see.

its sterile, yo.

You want me....................

Originally posted by Impediment
You want me.................... to do my dishes.

"Do not wipe back to front or you will get shitty balls."

dadudemon

"Wrap it before you tap it"

dadudemon

"Season the meat before you eat" (Vagina "tastee good" cream or whatever the hell its called.)

dadudemon

Don't go to bed with an itchy arse, you'll wake up with a smelly finger!

"I always thought that hot chicks fart's smelled like strawberries until I got married...now I know that hot chicks simply don't fart." (True story...)

dadudemon

People who don't fart have shitty breath!

you speak from experience?

"Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it see more it is willing to see less"

nothing lasts forever. Even the brightest and most intense flame fades over time.

The universe will fade? cry

With great looks comes great promiscuity.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Crack kills.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Crack kills.

Especially if it's a big one and you fall down it...


CPR saves lives!

Mywi is one shady ass chickadee.

Live everyday like it's your last, because you're bound to be gang raped and murdered by a group of psychotic ex-wrestlers someday.

Live fast, die young, and be prepared for everyone to make fun of you for being such a dumbass.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
any clever sayings that you see as words to live by? famous quotes? movie lines? "Just because everyone says you're something, that doesn't mean you really are." -- Shrek

Shrek III

''It is better to light a candle, than to complain about the darkness''.

Those who drive like hell are sure to get there

It takes will power to get what you want.

Does anyone else have little things they think over in their heads to stop themselves from doing something they will regret later? I have this thing I repeat over and over everytime I almost do something and I feel weird but does anyone remind themselves "If you <insert action> you will feel like crap later?"

No but I frequently have, and often lose, mental arguments about whether or not to do potentially life changing things.


To err is human, to make total balls up of everything is my managers job

work like you don't need to money
sing like nobody's listening
dance like nobody's watching
love like you've never been hurt
live like it's heaven on earth

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
any clever sayings that you see as words to live by? famous quotes? movie lines?
My favorite quote -- "All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you." - Gandalf the Grey.

Gandalf quotes...nice. He has a few other decent ones, none I can thin of atm

"Hope for the best, prepare for the worst." s'what I go by

I always go by:

Those who seek greater heights and manipulate, maggots have more worth than them. Those who seek greater heights and believe, they have already reached thier goals.

Originally posted by Spearhead
Gandalf quotes...nice. He has a few other decent ones, none I can thin of atm

"Hope for the best, prepare for the worst." s'what I go by
Very true on that, I love Gandalf's quotes.

What about my quote?

I have no idea what it stands for

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Very true on that, I love Gandalf's quotes.

I know it doesnt really fit anyone else but I love to say "Fool of a Tuck!" to idiots who've done something towards winning a Darwinian

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
I have no idea what it stands for

That quote means:

If you try to use the easy way to get what you want, you are sure not to get it, but if you work hard and take the right way, you get what you want and more.

I was being sarcastic

"im an idiot but im smart enough not too pee on the toilet seat and thats what gets the girl."

"What you see is what you get" "You reap what you sow." "You must fight for what you believe."

Originally posted by Baylin
I know it doesnt really fit anyone else but I love to say "Fool of a Tuck!" to idiots who've done something towards winning a Darwinian
That's great, I should start doing that.

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase.

-M.L. King Jr.

Being above the influence is about staying true to yourself, and not letting people pressure you into being less than you. So be yourself... or be something less.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

A fire isn't dangerous unless the stairs are burning.

A womans prayer

'I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; for love to forgive him; and for patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death!'

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Only the good die young - which is why I'm growing old so disgracefully